I'm sure there must be a keeper of the keys for the gates in @hookland.bsky.social aqueduct infrastructure. I'm sure the Thirlmere pipeline has one. And an understudy.

What a lovely stile from a lovely dale

Wester Ross cloudscape. At present I'm mainly organising #StileCup2026 on the other place if you still have an account.

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Some serious Helm Wind action this morning. Very strong and cold north easterly, but oh my the views! @cloudsgoby.bsky.social @peigibheag.bsky.social (Still wearing shorts, obvs)

Just look at these beauties

Nice recreational stile

The trig point got Jackson Pollocked...

PHWOOAARR

A delightful thread about the end of possibly THE BEST CHASE SCENE IN MOVIES

I always say it isn't Christmas until your second son gives you a tin of tikka flavoured baked beans.

Nice kisser 😘

Stiles you say? What's the best one this year?? I'm running the annual #StileCup on twitter if you still have an account there? Same name, #StileCup2026 the hashtag, & all poll based, not my decision! This morning's stiley encounter on Benson Knott, Westmorland.

A festival tale, a Christmas Eve avian equivalent of the Mark Gatiss ghost story

PHWOOAAR 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Always like this in Wester Ross.

Advent #24

Well this was safely delivered to eldest and grandchildren who live in a wood in North Wales. 3 year old helped put it up @duille.com A career in interior design beckons... 🤦🤣

A wonderful bit of radio for #Archbiscuit @dfgillie.bsky.social and all fellow biscuiteers. @loukellett.bsky.social @dribelad.bsky.social @martingillie.bsky.social @brendar.bsky.social I'll include some of my favourite comments too in the threaded posts. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Advent #23 Into the woods

Whilst delighted to receive this, what do I apply it to? My pockets? Or which part of my anatomy?

Gate topped squeeze stilin'. Can life get any better?

Advent #22 'windy out'

PHWOOAARR

A solstice #Rothno @richardmortimer.bsky.social

Yet more solstice lenticular action.

Somehow this advert appeared for me and I'm definitely blaming @dfgillie.bsky.social @loukellett.bsky.social and @martingillie.bsky.social . And their friends whose name escapes me...

Solstice lenticulars in profusion.

Would anyone like three 35mm plastic cameras? I would like them to go to a good home. I will send them to you for free. There's a Nikon TW2, a Minolta AF Tele Super and a Canon Sure Shot Supreme. #photography #35mm #filmphotography #film

Advent #21 Raised footprints in snow, Swirl How.

Stilin' at Mellon Udrigle

Gruinard Bay ripples.

Pre solstice conditions.

Currently No.1 in the Bandcamp Christmas chart! bandcamp.com/discover/chr...

Oh. My. Chuffin'. Goodness.

East Lancashire stilin' 🌹

Granite gridder stilin'. Be still my beating heart ❤️

Advent #20 'light snow' the forecast said ❄️🤣

On a bus on a school trip to the pantomime. Child just handed me this. I don't need to worry, right?

I'm going to the panto with work this afternoon by mistake. Any anti-panto tracks I should be listening to as an antidote. I really dislike panto, but I know it's good for children to see live theatre etc, but....

Well @cerysmatthews.bsky.social was playing some lovely old blues and world music on her weekend so how, then the massive shower hit with lightening as I drove past the big hills of Wester Ross and All Along the Watchtower by Hendrix came on in a truly Withnail moment and I did actually laugh out

Advent #19 Natural decorations

Advent #18 Ah, the 1970s...

If I've been awake and the like for hours it would seem reasonable for the work printer to be similarly alert, no?

Advent #17 Sledging on a drumlin

Advent #16 Wetherlam

Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers. 1: 'Where's Dad?' 2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'

Advent #15 Just before it all got very confusing.

A stile AND mention of a Jacob's Join. Be still my beating heart 🥰