@loukellett.bsky.social Do you know of good inns in Shropshire? Looking for suits of armour in the loo, oak beams, eccentric landlords nurturing boundary disputes with neighbouring saltworks, optional peacocks. That sort of thing.

@lakesstiles.bsky.social @loukellett.bsky.social 44 for me. www.linkedin.com/posts/alasda...

If I buy 584 pairs of socks, that should be sufficient.

Morning.

Apparently "marmalade de traffic" is not actually French for traffic jam

Tea drinkers. Leave little soggy parcels everywhere. Bah!

Put your hand up if you have a towel in the cubicle when showring

Purple pens are underated

Corporate Christmas at Specsavers!! First eye test since ~1983

@elluetravel.bsky.social eyeondesign.aiga.org/for-decades-... I know of a similar thing on one OS map for the Isle of White

@bigdaveg.bsky.social #whereami Do I have this right? The yellow lines , railway line (and rain) are clues.

Bought first reading glasses. Downhill from here.

I've just been told I look like Jacob Rees Mogg by my wife. I'm not sure what to do.

I was killed by a foundation

@lakesstiles.bsky.social can we discuss fluvial vs pluvial processes please. Fluvial is from a flude and pluvial from plu, is that right?

Periodic PSA: DO NOT CUT OUT BITS OFF YOUR ROOF TIMBERS.

A pox on Dysons and all their Ilk

@lakesstiles.bsky.social Countrylife stil'n

Is the McCoys salt and vinegar crisp crisis local to here or global?

@lakesstiles.bsky.social A basic stile

I've slept in 82.9% of English Counties.

Reading the Viking catalogue on the loo. Cheap Henrys and giant pots of Nescafé

Reading old acts of parliament is great From the London Bridge Act 1827. Those pesky (mysterious) fishmongers causing problems again

Cromarty randomly scattered across Rossshire

HMRC calling me a "customer" is disproportionately enraging.

@orchardnotes.com An Api Noir, looking quite noir inside and out!

Let's go back to getting our news in the traditional way: by waiting until a privateer anchors at Port Glasgow with a bunch of intercepted letters and a renegade priest. [Aberdeen Press & Journal, 25 Sep 1780]

@jowilliams.bsky.social @lakesstiles.bsky.social Now reading the OS triangulation history. In the summary of the first triangulation, this excellent account of Mr Brown's vital knowledge

@lakesstiles.bsky.social www.telegraphpoleappreciationsociety.org

Trains are crap.

@lakesstiles.bsky.social 👇 map.openseamap.org

@lakesstiles.bsky.social @loukellett.bsky.social

I detest electric hobs.

@loukellett.bsky.social @lakesstiles.bsky.social phwooarw!

Is making the right amount of crumble for apple crumble impossible?

I have a great concept for a detective novel, if anyone wants one.

I hate cooking.

How easy is it to become a priest? Sounds like it will be cheaper and easier than being forced to use "Making Tax Digital" by HMRC, and priests are exempt

@lakesstiles.bsky.social Rye burger buns

New invention idea: nail scissors that prevent clippings flying off randomly.

@lakesstiles.bsky.social Historic Gillie stilin

@elluetravel.bsky.social Been meaning to say, if you haven't got the bus to Griesalp, you should!

@loukellett.bsky.social You do food. Do modern onions have the eye watering thing removed? Or, do you know your onions about onions?

Just discovered the Roman() function in Excel. Back in a while.

@lakesstiles.bsky.social We've identified your Christmas present.

@lakesstiles.bsky.social Orthogonal stile'n

Scythed the path. Soaked in sweat. Feeling rustic.

Square port hole!! What is this!?

@elluetravel.bsky.social Sorry but more Swiss question: How is Schwyz pronounced? (Shcherwiz??) Are red and white cranes a particularly Swiss thing? Why do traditional Swiss chalets tend to be scattered but Italian ones clustered ?

Weisshorn North and East ridges this morning.