Appreciate this is back over on the bird app but I’m proud to have finally achieved this. x.com/markyoddbod/...

I appreciate most that follow me won’t be interested but I thought Hulkenberg getting his first ever podium was gonna be the greatest thing in F1 this week. How wrong was I. Bye bye whinger spice you absolute tool. #Horner #RedBull

The holy grail of Tunnocks. Dark chocolate.

10 artists I like…. Bring me the horizon Babymetal Hilltop hoods Depeche mode Bullet for my valentine Linkin park As everything unfolds Rammstein Electric callboy Rise against.

Suppose I should set something up before twatter implodes on itself.