THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ANTIMATTER

Wasn't it good of Mo Salah to give Sky something to talk about in the International break? Endlessly. Repetitively. Ad nauseum. To the death

How many of you doubted me?

Amadou ate the three points. Beautiful

You know it's been a good team performance when you scroll down and see lots of different shouts for MOTM and you agree with them all

Wollie Otkins!

Hey did you know Ezri Konsa grew up near West Ham territory? I've not been told this at all today

Mavra-fucking-panos again

We need to take a contract out on Mavrapanos

I LOVE THAT MAN

Toffees are my favourite

Big fan of seagulls me

This is an absolute shitshow. And to expect people to have read a government website to know this is absolutely ridiculous. Government and, in particular, government immigration websites, are so awful, and I believe purposely designed to confuse people.

Fucking hell Villa. Why must you put us through the wringer so?

Elliott has been really good since he came on

Leon fucking Bailey

The son is shouting at the TV. Jay and I meanwhile are laughing at the fact that they have a player called moo cow

Why is Lindelof wearing a badass mask?

Seriously hoping Tottingham are planning to play the hold my beer game tonight

Meanwhile, beneath the smoke screen of the orange moron, Netanyahu is killing children and destroying another country

I have to say, the more Drumpf says he disapproves of Keir Starmer, the more I like him (Starmer that is). For the avoidance of doubt, I really don't like him (either of them)

The trending item "Strait of Hormuz" is glorious right now

Liverpool are going to go above us, I am resigned to this inevitability. If they do it by pushing Spurs further into the shit, I'm OK with that

Always did like those Geordies

I know how he feels

Unai Emery throwing shade. Gotta love it

Ginny gets fouled... Me: "how fucking dare you"

Jesus Christ Ginny don't go breaking yourself in the first minute

Kaine Kesler-Hayden coming on for Coventry. Can't help but wonder if we should have just kept him given the procession of aspiring young right backs who haven't done it for us for one reason or another

@jomonty.bsky.social and I have been talking about Club Freddo. We wondered whether anybody might be interested in a social get together at the end of the season, away from VP. Maybe a meal somewhere? Jo suggested we watch the final away game of the season somewhere and then have a get together?

This Chelsea team are all thoroughly objectionable. Not one of them has a redeeming quality

Today I discovered that being short and fat makes it really really difficult to buy a car 😔

He must have gone to the same miracle hand doctor as Kasper Schmeichel

Young Alysson already looks miles better than Bailey

@mrso82.bsky.social I concede. Emi Buendia is not the answer

In a fair world both goals would be onside

Come on Ollie mate. We know you can do it now. You know you can go it. Just do it again

At least we conceded because we were going for it not just because we were shit

What gives with Dougie's bouffy hair? Is he trying to look taller?

It is what it is, there's nothing we can do but support them. UTFV

Matt Targett. Once a Villan always a Villan

Villa are in a bit of a slump at the moment but look on the bright side, at least we're not Tottingham

Netanyahu should be facing charges for war crimes, not starting new fucking wars

Why are the commentators obsessed with Unai's hair? Rob Edwards also has a hood he didn't use you know

So Morgan calms down at half time and Pawson the dick decides to wind him up again before the second half kicks off?

I've discovered the best way to watch opposition set pieces in a handy position is with my glasses off

Well this is going well so far

Oh fabulous. It's Don Goodman

He looks like he might die soon, this was his chance to do something good before he went ...

Why do they make these draws into a big song and dance? Just give us the names already. Even the people who are there are bored