Chris Ship on ITV just inferred that Sadie Frost chose to terminate an ectopic pregnancy like it's not a life threatening medical emergency? Are ITV News for real?

Hey America. Would a black woman as president really have been such a bad thing? Really?

Why are we so bad when they've had time off? No more midweek holidays please

Come on Villa just rescue a point

I think we all know how much I love little Emi but he is having a absolute shocker today 😭

Has there been a so long and thanks for all the fish post from Malen anywhere? I've seen his welcome to Roma stuff but not a goodbye???

And this is why Unai Emery is the best manager in the Premier League

Husband: "what the hell has happened at Palace?" Me: "I don't know and I don't care. They can get to fuck" Intelligent discourse

Bye bye Thomas. Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out

Sherwood is so pissed off reporting on the Tottingham vs West Ham game. I'm loving every minute of it

That's not a yellow card in the first 20 minutes of a football match is it? Surely not

Thinking of standing outside Palhinha's house and staring menacingly at him. Who's with me? (and does anyone know where he lives?)

Ollie Watkins's theme tune youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE?...

Eric? What are you thinking?

Next door's visitors are very friendly 😂

This is fucking scary

In a brain fart moment, I just called Marc Guehi Eric Guehi (long day don't ask). Anyway, I've decided I like it and I shall call him this henceforth. Please feel free to join this lunacy

Oh well I suppose City get to experience VAR like the rest of us for once

First day back in the office today since before Christmas, it was a struggle leaving the house. My playlist has just delivered up Radiohead followed by Chappell Roan, Bob Marley and Marilyn Mason. I am beginning to grasp that I'm a bit odd...

Conor Gallagher can fuck the fuck off

Arsenal get Wigan and Man City get Salford? That's not at all suss

No Palace and no Yanited in the draw. Lovely

I'm really sick of the tactics against us now from so many teams being to just go out and injure us

About fucking time

Seriously BBC you are going to your ref for comment on a man who was about 50 yards offside?

That Xavi Simons is a bit of a twat isn't he?

Pure filth from Emi Buendia there

Since when do Tottingham have a fucking drum?

I know their shirt is commemorative but it just looks like a kappa kit that all the labels have fallen off

They're such dirty bastards

The coat is open, ready to be flung

Micah Richards and Danny Murphy? Do one BBC

Wrexham deserved that

Who sanctioned a holiday in January for @jacobtanswell.bsky.social? Does he not know we need transfer news? And I had to find out the subs when they actually came on last game instead of getting the inside skinny from touchline surveillance.

Come on now, snow, you're pretty and everything but you're affecting my TV watching now, this is not on

@noscoredraws.com have you taken up photography?

Hive mind question. Was Grealish's red a second yellow or a straight red and if it's a second yellow can he serve the ban in the FA Cup?

Brentford 5th and Tottingham 14th. They are clearly better off without him

I'll take that point. We didn't lose

If we come away from this evening with a point I will be amazed and happy

FFS my blood pressure

Palace even have a dickhead with a megaphone with his back to the game. Begs the question if they have to be whipped up are they even real fans?

Loudest ground I've heard all season and we sing is this a library. I fucking love our away fans

Oh fuck. I forgot that fucking drum

This is mind boggling

@philcx.bsky.social take note

Happy Birthday Big Da Veg @bigdaveg.bsky.social

My new phone wallpaper

I don't think I've ever seen an end to end match where nothing actually happens when they get to the opposition box quite like this one

Always did love that VAR