After a long but enjoyable day with the grandchildren I promised myself wine and chocolate. I've actually had kefir yoghurt and black tea. If I don't live until I'm 100 I'll be slightly miffed.

Every Saturday morning should start with a dinosaur island....

Suggs drunk on Lorraine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

My afternoon in pictures.... Ouch. Ooh. Awww.

We've had a van alarm go off at 11.30pm, 2am, 5am and NOW.....I'm not happy.

Just took a booking for a 5 night booking mid December....😬🤣🎉

Look at lovely Mel though.... I see her every day and love her like she's mine 🥹🥰💖

I'm at home now until the start of January. Unheard of for last 5 years....

Healthy big pocket face @bigdaveg.bsky.social

Saw this. Thought of you. @ianmsanders.bsky.social

Life through the eyes of a 4 year old should be available on prescription.

I very stupidly had a coffee at 3am....long, active day ahead on 3.5 hours sleep 😴😒

Ooh. I'm enjoying this new series. The great B&B challenge.

It's an hour until tea time.... I'm going to give in to the pressure aren't I?!!

Not going to lie. Aitch and Ginge, who I'd never heard of before, have grown on me. What truly great young men. #ImACeleb

I don't like gambling but my son was spot on today!!

I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL FFS....

I'm having a bad day... Ffs.

Craig needs to be retired as a judge. His jealousy is affecting his scoring. Should have been a 10 for Karen Carney #scd

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Friday shenanigans

Well. Kelly won't be voted out after those pool clips.

🎶If you go down to the woods today 🎶

Hey @bigdaveg.bsky.social i was thinking about you at 3am!!

I've gone old school and sat in the local Chinese waiting for my chicken foo yung. Some old bat keeps trying to talk to me about the weather and the dark nights. I'm not cut out for this.

Back with my best girl 😍💕

Balvinder saved again.... #strictly

I am late to the results show tonight @jomonty.bsky.social but I can honestly say the Diversity/Strictly dance is THE best dance routine I've EVER seen 👀😳

I don't spend many nights at home and I've been sleeping with one eye open looking for a monster spider that ran away from the hoover twice. Someone bought me flowers today and when I picked up the vase I found the fecker 👍👀🎉🎉

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THE TREE IS UP 😬

Got a Saturday night off, meant to be meeting my longest standing friend (met when we were 11). Was just about to text to say I cba and she's text to say she's on the train 🙄😭😭. Bet I have the best night ever now

Pips #84 Easy 🟢 2:00 Found a new game

What kind of heathens drink tea out of clear glass mugs?! #mafsuk

I need the second series of Riot Women NOW.... Or I'm going to riot....

Now, I know there will be a Dave to piss on my bonfire but I'm quite happy with this stat....

In the terms of a professional dog walker.... It's pissing it down.

I'm starting my 5th Mike Gayle book in a row...

Up early to sort dog walks out before going to watch my granddaughter march from same place I first marched from 55 years ago #WeWillRememberThem

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Just left the last dog sit after the 2 week sit straight into another for a week 6 miles down the road.... Coco dog and bottle of red from client 😍

Just listened to the most fascinating interview of Petulia Clarke by Gyles Brandreth. What a woman.

I may have a salmon sandwich.....

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Not me giving my grandchildren mini bags of sweets to stop them whining as I load them into the car for school/nursery.... #WhatHaveIBecome #EndJustifiesTheMeans

Abi and Jon starring in their very own Disney film. #mafsuk

My son video called me today to show me he's had all his hair shaved off to avoid having a bald spot. I feel really old. 😬 He still looks very handsome but looks like a Turkish chip shop owner 😂

Thought I'd have a nice, peaceful, relaxing bath....

Latest saga with the car and the woeful garage I'm using means I'm currently sat in a greasy spoon on an industrial estate listening to a bloke giving relationship advice to another bloke on speaker phone. 'mate, I'd chin her'..... 🙄

Multiple stabbings on a train in Huntingdon....