Is this how other brains work?!? Actually finishing a task, before planning another?!? It’s wild!!

I need to report a hate crime!! This photo was taken in the three seconds between getting it from letterbox to putting it in bin!! Fecking grifter!

Taken my drugs, under supervision of a reputable medical professional…… Dogter Bridget…..

Picked up my prescription today, I start my new ADHD drugs tomorrow - essentially it’s legalised speed. We will see how I get on……

Every one of those games should have been on terrestrial tv, some fantastic entertainment and would have been great Easter, family viewing! But nooo, greedy satellite bastards have taken it from the people, also only the final should be at Wembley! Rant over. 😂

Sunshine, a belting playlist and these views heading home from work, for a long BH weekend….. perfect!!

De Zerbi is a rapist apologist & I genuinely feel sorry for the decent spurs fans with this appointment. Nasty man, hope he never has to live with the knowledge that a woman close to him meets a ‘misunderstood lad like Mason’

So this week, I am due to start ADHD meds. It’s abit daunting tbh, but it would be nice to finish a task and have less anxiety. We shall see if it has any impact on my brain cell…..

Christ it’s been a long day, but almost there - win the next two games & the WC will be a party!! #COYBIG

Well these are rather delightful!

Jesus - it’s going to be a long day!! #COYBIG

If any Villa fans are off to Elche match, and want a picture with one of the best and well travelled flags (not remotely biased) Sarah is taking it for a little summer break, grab a picture, admire the workmanship - it’s a bloody beaut!! #AVFC

Shudder. Net posts look smart though….. 🫣😂

On training today with work, in McCall Suite at Bradford City, proudly wearing a villa tshirt. Already had a wry smile from an older, security gentleman. 😂😂

I’ve gone from trying to beat my sat nav estimated arrival time, to trying to get best MPG out car. Jesus I’m old……

Is it ok that I want both of these overspending, annoying teams to lose?

What a bloody marvellous weekend to be a Villa fan!!

Finally got myself some frames for these beauties!!

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Taxi booked for 9:30, pub before 10, train beers and good fun, before the inevitable shit refereeing and ratboy whining ruins a perfectly good day out! 😂

What kit are we thinking tomorrow? 🤔 #UTV

The out of office is on!!

www.instagram.com/p/DVnqo7RF1K... 💜💙🙌

Who the chuff understands excel?!? Surely it’s a programme designed by the devil himself?!? I’ve asked ChatGPT & I don’t even understand the ‘simple’ hints. Ffs

Offside by his nose?!? Fuck off VAR!!!

I’m was in court yesterday for work, waited and waited, told yesterday afternoon we needed to go to another court tomorrow 40 miles away to get case heard, or it’ll be 2028/2029. So today I’m touring the crown courts of Yorkshire. 🙄

Checks the badge - disallowed goal. Var is bullshit and ruining the game!!

Hmmm, I think I need just a little bit more assistance with this……. 🙄

I’ve justified by the spend by getting a discount at kitbag, that’s sensible right? 😬

I am so skint, but here we are…. 💰💰💰 shop.avfc.co.uk/en/aston-vil...

Took full advantage of the bottomless brunch 👌

Off to this afternoon to take advantage of a 2hr bottomless brunch, sure I’ll get my moneys worth….. 😂

New Villa gear is 20% off at JD if you know someone with a BLC. 👌

Doesn’t Farage sound alittle bit like Trumpy? We lost because it’s rigged? 🙄

Has anyone seen the new villa stuff in the flesh? It’s being advertised as brown? Is it claret? Please let me know if you’ve seen it and let me know, before I spend all my money on it. Thanks #UTV #AVFC

My spelling isn’t cracking, but I would check prior to printing the menus 😂

Let’s hope the old norf landan derby isn’t a damp squib!!

Nice cheap trip to the vets……. £170!!!! Good job she’s cute!!!

First Day in new Management role ✅ Knackered after being sensible all day ✅ Snuggled on sofa with Bridget for a chill ✅ Bring on tomorrow ✅

This poor puppy is exhausted at the thought of it being Monday again so soon……..

All the shite I’m reading when any club puts any LGBTQ positive stuff out makes me sick. I’ve been asked by Villa and Proud to write a little snippet & here it is. I make no apologies for who I am, I am a Villan and Proud!

www.instagram.com/reel/DUjPZtm... This man is a genius!!

Bridget has found out it’s Monday tomorrow, and is unimpressed!!

Ridiculous to go back that far, might as well go back to kick off?!? Rules when it suits eh?! Fucking joke!!

Sorted out my office for my new job, and as it’s more office based I’ve got a normal desk and a standing desk. Bridget likes her new spot in the office.

Treated myself to using the 20% off sale stuff off JD - straight to the Villa stuff! 😂

So today I found out I’ve got a promotion, I’m super pleased to be given the opportunity, best not feck it up! 😂😂👍

Looking for that runaway team in premier league. Game by game, we keep rolling! How can you not love football?!? Some INSANE goals today!!

Keep rolling Villa, keep rolling on!! #AVFC

Tempted to book for Istanbul in May, did Athens last year, and obviously no final, but great little city break! 🤔