Wankers from the Wankdorf. But will it top mayonnaise gate?

Thank you for posting about The Great B&B Challenge @mandy-mutts.bsky.social. Watched first episode today and really enjoyed it.

We’ve been home 5 mins and Mr O is f’ing and jeffing at the football 😂

Excuse the crappy photo but three body builders just turned up at our ickle gym with a videographer in tow to produce content. The hard eye rolling from the chorus of ‘treadmillers’ looking out at them was hilarious.

The forecast…

For those watching, how is Tom doing/coming across in the jungle?

No mention on MOTD of the onside decision for Leeds’ first goal 🤔

Leeds are the Yorkshire version of Burnley. Rely on physicality and fouling the opposition, to make up for their limited talent

Let that be the let off Villa. Concentrate!

We are getting no protection from Rob Jones whatsoever.

@missvillafan.bsky.social ‘s name is mud in my house at the moment 😐

Ollie’s elbow? Fuck me.

Do Leeds sign dirty twonks or is it part of the training?

Out for lunch today. Have already readied the group for my speedy exit at 3.45pm to get home for the match 😂

STEPS!!!!!!!❤️

The silence is deafening in here now…

Poor Liverpool are apparently playing 12 men because PGMOL didn’t like it when they won the PL last season…

I am in the bar watching the Liverpool game. I am part peeing my knickers and part biting my lip to stop me making snarky comments to the Liverpool ‘fans’. How my husband puts up with this nonsense each week is beyond me.

Last wine before home and a little bit of Aha on the speakers and I’m happy.

FFS Limassol have drums

Bloody VAR. can’t even get away from it in the Cyprus league …

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Catching up on Ambulance and a scene where a paramedic turns off a compression machine and an old chap dies. The professionalism and compassion shown by the paramedic to the family was wonderful. Reminded me of when they turned off my dad’s life support. Some amazing people in our NHS.

Pedicure then gym … 😊

Gonna have to put on my big girl pants this week and apologise for stuff I didn’t do in order to smooth some family waters…I hate being an adult at times.

Another very short earthquake! Def not an aftershock.

We’ve just a small earthquake! The first I’ve ever felt for myself here (usually asleep 😂). Only 4.6 but it was a really strange feeling.

@dawnyb.bsky.social have you seen the most recent Burberry adverts ❤️

What does Elliott have to do to get some minutes?

Thank fook for that. Donny making me nervous just watching him prepare for that.

I’ll always love Maatsen for being the only player to go to Leon’s house warming party 😂

“Empty seats my lord, empty seats” 😂

I have just stopped off at a bar to see if husband wants a lift home. He introduced me to a nose who was sat with them. I’ve concluded that every nose I meet is a sneery wanker. I’m not saying all noses are, but the ones I meet are.

Son and his gf arrive this evening so it will be a full house for the next four days. Enjoying their company while I can. They’ll then be replaced by Mr O’s three besties from the UK for 5 days 😐🤦🏻‍♀️😩

Can anyone help with a council tax query. Daughters ex landlord won’t release her deposit until she has obtained a council tax exemption from Brum city council. BCC won’t issue an exemption unless daughter has the reference number or name of the previous tenant. Neither landlord or estate agents

On the shopping list for when I’m back…

Update from West Mids Police about the game on Thursday. x.com/wmpolice/sta...

I have retired to bed as I really can’t be arsed with this shite and I need my rest to put up with the annual ribbing from the husband and son.

Why do we always make them look like world beaters? Just once, please.

The family WhatsApp is getting a little heated

Pray for me …

C’mon Villa. Let’s play to our full potential and give me and the daughter bragging rights in the household for once. I beg of you.

He’s on them again

Final drink in the village before we head back home for the equivalent of the rumble in the jungle … #livavl

Daughter arrives tomorrow so bought a stash of nice M&S picky bits for her. Husband went rooting through the cupboards late last night for snacks to the soundtrack of me shouting “Don’t touch the nice stuff”. Christmas has arrived early in our house.

I’m such an anorak. Watching the City game again so I can focus on Onana and Boubs.

It’s like seeing an ex happy with his new girlfriend 😩

They do love a Bank Holiday here. It’s Oxi/Ochi day. Remembering when Greece stood their ground against the Italians in 1940.

Rewatching the game on MOTD. Unai’s face after Matty Cash scores tells me that he loves the bones of him. Much to her annoyance of some men in B2 of the TR 😂