THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER.

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

It’s a ludicrous system

@support.bsky.team I’ve blocked and reported 3 scamming bots this morning alone. You need to sort this out or the site will become unusable.

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

From an NBC journalist, via @jdpoc.bsky.social on his X account. Either Trump does this deliberately - in which case he is unfit for office, Or he has dementia - in which case he is unfit for office. Either way, he - and everyone in his administration & enablers - have to go.

I actually feel a little sorry for the West Ham fans. Imagine driving from East London (and back) just to watch that dross. The team looked utterly clueless.

6th tier yesterday, top tier today. It’s nice having a local non-league team to follow alongside the big boys. You should try it.

Hey @sewersounds.com Please see attached. Midget for scale.

What would be really nice, and would help us as Villans to create our own atmosphere, is if the club would stop allowing opposition fans to bring in drums, and megaphones, and flares. Why are they allowing the opposition to dictate the atmosphere and swamp us? Not to mention ticket prices

Well that’s another place crossed off the travel list.

Don't know if this affects any of my Bluesky friends? Travelling to Spain for Easter? Prepare for flight disruption as airport staff call strikes share.google/WjmI34dMISgI...

Farnborough 0 - 0 Slough Town In case you were wondering* . . . . * You definitely were wondering

I’ve always rated Bailey. I don’t know why you would think otherwise.

Malen scoring from the spot for Roma. Hopefully too little, too late. I don’t want him playing against us.

My neighbours are thinking of renaming their hyperactive two year old and calling him Newcastle. Because he kicks off every 12 minutes. #HereAllWeek #TryTheVeal

Captain it's Wednesday

Corrupt as Fuck

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

Are we still doing the Mastermind General Knowledge thing? I got 10, 8, 9, 7. Rubbish

You won’t be needing anyone to clear the Strait of Hormuz then, will you? You senile, incontinent, idiotic, orange nonce.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

#avfc thursday game !!!!

Good evening, Danny.

New pinned post.

This morning fossil fuels are only generating 5.8% of the electricity in the UK.

I was just going to put a tenner in the collection tin, but if you insist…

I’ve always liked Newcastle, me.

Thanks for letting me know the best way to dispose of any unwanted election flyers that come through my door. But not the Reform ones, I'll send those to the Tories at Freepost RSBB-XRZT-ZTXE, The Conservative Party Foundation, 30 Millbank, London SW1P 4DP. 😉

Did you know that Deform UK Ltd have a freepost address that costs THEM about £2.50 for every item that has to be delivered to it. Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London SW1P 4QP. I'm not saying you should send any old piece of trash to that address to cost them money.

#OutOfContextBlueSky #TitleOfYourSexTape

The woods are safe if the bear isn’t hungry.

Has the ref lost his cards tonight, or is Buendia too little to notice?

Oliver Stephen Richard Albert Watkins!

Being called Perrin and not playing in England is a tragic waste of a potential nickname.

Can anyone actually hear the commentators on TNT?

Is the ref having a go at Martinez before they even hit the pitch?

Ffs!! I don’t even have to say it. You know exactly what I mean. #AVFC

Now, if I have this right, FIFA is threatening to penalise Iran for not coming to the World Cup in the US – the nation that bombed the bejeezus out of them and murdered their head of state? And that would be the same FIFA that gave the head of state of the country that bombed Iran a "Peace Prize"?

Would you like a link to the online shop @jomonty.bsky.social ?

Ella Baron on Donald Trump’s predictions for the war on Iran – cartoon

Farage is a traitor.

The only thing going down is your reputations as the biggest cunts this planet has ever seen

Hello, @suemasonburns.bsky.social You are the only International Woman I know on here. Have a nice day. Box ticked ✅

Dear UK, please send your aircraft carriers to Ukraine. We actually appreciate our allies.

Non-league day, biatches. 🎵 We’re by far the greatest team north Hampshire (if you don’t count Aldershot) has ever seen! 🎵