Wasn’t it her old guv’nor who awarded it to her? Didn’t hear her protesting then.

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For those of you that recall, this is my Pigeon Bus (1:72) error in reverse. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Captain it's Wednesday

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Woods may already be covered in shit, says bear.

Should add that if you want what she’s having, #TheCutThroatTrial is still half price.

THE WARM DOWN | VILLA 3 FULHAM 1 My reaction to the Fula win youtu.be/JsdYVlyDmuc?...

Beautiful

Bastards.

The birthday dogs! 😂❤️🐾

I said the same about the Villa before we kicked off our first fixture.

Swindon explosion: Emergency services at serious warehouse incident

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)

Ollie at No. 3 is hilarious! Cheer yourselves up and have a watch.

For those of you who no longer have Twitter accounts, but might appreciate this photo, consider this my community service to you today.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Implausibly, it appears that this “limited time” half price offer for #TheCutThroatTrial is still going strong. If you haven’t yet exploited the opportunity to get 48% off a legal thriller described by one reviewer as “not for me”, then tuck in.

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

Not someone else who encountered @bigdaveg.bsky.social on a roof?!

This is Charlie. He can't help but sing along when his favorite song comes on. 14/10 please turn it pup (TT: nunnyaaaaaaa)

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@suemasonburns.bsky.social any chance I could borrow your big coat? I’ve gone cold and I’m not putting the heating on till later tonight when it gets colder! (I’m too lazy to get my hoodie from upstairs).

Anyone would think he’d only got £20 and a handful of loose change to buy players with.

@mrso82.bsky.social what’s that Persian cookery book/author you’ve recommended in the past, please? I was certain I’d bookmarked it and even thought I might have ordered it…and it appears I’ve done neither (or lost both).

The fact that anyone on this planet needs to be told this has quite a lot to do with why the world is now the way it is. And these fuckers can vote.

If Shell and FL were here😞…

Enjoy a few minutes of quality viewing ❤️🐾

Got a squad the size of Texas, been dodging league charges for years, while the rest of us have to live with the stable door being bolted on spending to protect clubs like this. Use your squad, don’t do endless foreign tours etc etc. Or, we can all agree the PL is a shit show and start again.

See? This is how you do it. Or, Sarah should just become president of the US and then it’s a non issue.

He should’ve just got himself some lucrative Covid contracts to pay for it. 🙄

I’ve screenshot this and deleted original post: if you want proof that the malevolent, money making accounts also have a significant presence on this app via weird algorithms, then this post proves it. Something about this saved image - and I post many on here - brought out masses of vile spammers.

Bloody immigrants turning up unwanted.

My first order from @foxlanebooks.bsky.social and what a delight: wrapped up and with a little hand written bookmark/card. Price was exactly the same as a “discount” online store. Will definitely be placing more orders. ❤️🦊📚

Now i know what to do with my son’s room.

Trump can fuck off and carry on making his own country into a full on dictatorship. Not moved on from McCarthyism, really.

If any of them turn up, it will be a miracle in itself.

In light of recent events, time to revisit (yet another) unpublished cartoon... #trump #donaldtrump #unclesam #statueofliberty #usa #stateofthenation #cartoon

Trump thinks King Charles is his great personal friend. You have to be pretty fucking stupid to believe that if you're Trump. I put it on a par with the aging male sex tourists who visit Thailand, meet a bargirl 40 years their junior, and believe after a few days that she's in love with them.

Here's another #cartoon that didn't make it... #NigelFarage #hypocrite #grifter #charlatan #bbcfavourite #politics

Mandelson Crisis Starmer Acts! The new Private Eye is out now.

"Yes your Majesty, my hat was inspired by the President's bouffant"

All hail those who did this.

Two opposing aspects of British soft power are on display during Trump’s visit- the classic one of pomp, circumstance, royalty and tradition; and the deadly one of British wit and satire, poking fun at Trump, mocking his vanity, and exposing his flaws. The slide show on Windsor Castle was genius!

Well…hang on, now. If both sides accuse them of Two Tier policing, then logic says that can’t happen. It’s just another lazy label for something someone - I don’t care what “side” they’re on - doesn’t like. Make your specific complaint and leave the populist jargon and whataboutery behind.