Happiest of Birthdays to you, Matthew! I hope your day has been amazing (like you) ❤️ @titus88titus.bsky.social

Happiest of Birthdays, Chuck! I hope you're having a Humptastic day 🎂 @humpdayhashtags.bsky.social

🎂 Happy Birthday, @PFrazee! Unless it isn't. In that case, just have a Happy Friday ❤️

Farewell, Huntsville!! (Destination: Home ❤️)

🎶 Oh, Susannah Don’t you cry for meeee ‘Cause I’m goin’ to Alabama With a Band-Aid on my knee 🎶 ~My Life, The Musical

So excited! So excited! So excited! (I hope Elon paid the upcharge for extra Kilonewtons. It is windy AF here tonight !) ❤️ SpaceX 🚀

Feelin’ floaty! Who’s coming with?

It's official! I am a Launch Junkie ❤️

So excited! So excited! So excited! Going to see my first SpaceX launch 🚀

Hey! There is a town named in honor of Our Friend, Matthew ! @titus88titus.bsky.social ❤️

Have you ever noticed that there’s only a one-letter difference between the words “Brother” and “Bother”? Just sayin’… 😉 #SibTrip2025

Yes…? No….? Or Maybe? #SibTrip2025

I just picked up My Bro at the airport! #SibTrip2025 is ON ❤️

A Real Surprise #WhatsInMyEasterBasket

LOVE THIS!! I just noticed @CalendarGirlBot.bsky.social has been bestowed a (presumed) cause of death! If you don't yet do so, please consider subscribing to the @oracle.posters.rip / The Cave of Trophonius labeler. It is one of the funnest / funniest / cleverest things on Bsky ❤️

welcome to our emergency tool identification seminar *holds up a hammer* THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Sour Watermelon Peeps exist and I am here to kink shame whoever enjoys them.

Doxxin' the jannies really rustles my Jimmies (Sayonara, #4Chan)

National Day of Protest against people who post links to paywalled articles

Hey, kids, new toon by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social up at funny, funny @americanbystander.bsky.social Great company on this terrific new site. Give a click for lotsa great shtick. online.americanbystander.org/the-easter-e...

All I can promise is that I won't move your cheese (maybe) ~Me attempting to write wedding vows

It’s Friday I’m in love with a freshly organized junk drawer

My existential terror and I are so pumped about this weekend when we can just stare into the abyss without setting an alarm

When I was frightened my nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper “Shhh, ghosts aren’t for real Jack”. Which would have made me feel better if she hadn’t died before I was born.

I’m writing my autobiography at the moment, but I can’t think of a title for the life of me.

I realised I was getting old when I stopped sneaking out of bed to go to parties and started sneaking out of parties to go to bed.

I don't see my chronic sleep deprivation as a hindrance to my acuity or mental stability. Quite the contrary, I see it as a potential legal defense and file it accordingly under: "In Case I Stab People Today". . .

Seemed like a good moment to launch 3 minute videos! (Pressed the button from the audience!)

I'm giving up for Lent.

"Let them eat, Cake!" MarieAntoinette said to Monsieur Cake, the French Royal Keeper of the Pantry (Proper punctuation could have changed the world) #OverheardAtTheFrenchRevolution

#OverheardAtTheFrenchRevolution is tonight's 'A Tag with Mike' #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @torringtonmike.bsky.social ! (Thanks, Mike ❤️)

It is day four of #Lent, and somehow day forty-five without caffeine.

Animal Control: Sir, why is this bird stuck to your front door? Me: Well I had this roll of duck tape and

Due to budget cuts, hashtag games are being downgraded to plus sign games. # +

Every time I read "AI Green" my silly brain thinks is a new, improved version of ChatGPT #FontsMatter

Lady Grim, ordering a book about anger and frustration: Dispatches in four to seven months?! Me, being so helpful and supportive: Does that make you angry? If only there was a book that could help you with that...

It’s Thursday, again! Please join us later for #MeowlMadness New game tonight @ 9pm ET, 6pm PT. All are welcome to participate. Hit that follow button, please and follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more details and fun #HashtagGames. Later. 😾🦉

Damn, they need to call it the Down Jones.

If you find yourself shooting at the walls of heartache, actually saying "BANG, BANG!" while you do it sort of diminishes your status as the warrior.

Don't worry, time machines will be invented soon and make all this go away.

I’ve decided to try an all breadcrumb diet. Because I’ve never seen a duck with a double chin.

Hi to all my new friends on #Bluesky! Today's my birthday and on my birthday I like to do something a bit different for #AnAnimalADay. I want to see the animals you love. Instead of me sharing an animal, I want y'all to share your favorites with me on this post and fill Bluesky with awesome animals!

#IShouldProbablyRepent That's it. That's the entire post.

We don't use hootenanny enough. If there is any hoopla, I want it about a hootenanny.

My guy’s moobs are adorable and that is the hill I am willing to die on!

It really shouldn't be a shocker that government employees don't work for free

Work is up and down at the yo-yo factory. Makes it difficult to unwind.

I forgot grimes tried to float down the Mississippi www.startribune.com/this-boat-do...

🎂 Happy Belated Birthday to @sethfromthe716.bsky.social! Sorry to have missed it! I hope your day was amazing ❤️