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Do you think giant squids are laughing at us?

Yeah I'm into crypts… oh you said crypto? Naw, I'm into crypts.

Do you pull apart your biscuit layers into little flying saucers or do you hate joy?

Made a little bread chef. 🍞 🧶 He’s got little bread hands. 🙌🏾

working on merch while selling merch #art

What… what did they do to snoopy?!!

Please share: I have an Etsy shop! I also accept crochet commissions. Please check it out. Thank you! greenowlcrochet.etsy.com

I gave a short pitch about my elevator company to investors but no one wanted in on the ground floor.

If you die in the game*, you die in real life. *Basketball

"Computer, Diet cherry coke… COMPUTER! COMPUTER! Oh, right… *pushes button* "

We may disagree on most things, but what we have in common is that we also disagree on the rest of the things.

If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will

I don't know what the big deal is. The propaganda ministry only looks out for our best interests and has no reason to lie.

I like to think Jurassic Park 2 and West Wing are in the same universe and that Toby Ziegler just went on a dinosaur safari one summer. His death was faked so he could get back to Washington.

Oh no everything digital from Retro Supply Co is 50% off this weekend oh NO I'm gonna get so many FONTS. www.retrosupply.co

One day, I will design and build an entire pinball machine… … or I won't. I promise you that.

*boops your nose while you spiral*

muppet starship troopers could fix us

Everyone should have these three things. I got them for crafts and my husband and I have used them for everything from house projects to making hot sauce.

Not once have I looked at a celebrity with plastic surgery on their face and thought "omg they look so young!" I always think, "Eww, what the fuck did they do to their face?"

I saw someone play warcraft 2 in a live, and now I want to play the original so bad with 3 other people… such a great game.

We used to be a country

👩‍🌾 Grab your tools

There are no bad words, only bad people trying to make you feel shame for certain words. Assholes.

[Dupont factory tour ride] Me: Wait, Ive seen that cartoon DNA stand before… "… it's in yer blood!"

Finally watched The Truman Show, It wad ok. The story was a bit confusing, and Jim Carrey looked and sounded nothing like Truman Capote.

Pillsbury package instructions: DO NOT UNROLL DOUGH! Me: Pfff… Don't tell me what to do! Pillsbury dough boy: We heard yous don't follow directions… Get em boys! The Pillsbury dough boys (henchmen) : *takes a pipe to both my knees*

For me it was this 😄

Buskin' at corner of Main St. I'll be playing the paper bag with tin foil.

"Do I criticize you when you are not very good at what you do?!" I'm practicing my come backs… "Well, your MOM is an … electrical engineer! BOOM!"

GIANT FLASHING RED AUTHORITARIAN ALERT apnews.com/article/immi...

Never meat your heroes. They don't like that.

"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues." - Albert Collins, Adventures in Babysitting I took this quote -very- seriously. *plays harmonica*

I've seen the Taskmaster show from 2 different countries, so yeah; I'm very worldly.

[for context] www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/20/m... [gift link]

The sky sure is making a lot of noise for not being sentient…

App: We've made our app even better*! *Better as defined by our legal terms and conditions, which states "Better, as defined by our standards and practices guidelines", page 478 of our community guidelines which states, "Better as defined by our legal terms and conditions, which states…"

I can't even begin to quantify how many microchips I've eaten; but I'm sure it's a lot.

I find liking my "like", is, redundant and not necessary. If you want to like my stuff, cool. Just weird to like a like. Let me like your like and you'll like MY like of that like…

i don't play flight simulators but this looks soooooooo satisfying to use

Saw this male vermillion flycatcher yesterday while on my walk, 😍. I’ve seen a few but never at rest.

PEOPLE ARE WEIRD. I'm sorry that I, the severely mentally ill economically disadvantaged Black anarchist novelist you've been following & presumably listening to you could not confirm your bias that bluesky is a white liberal wasteland.

Hackers can't hack your website, if it's inaccessible.

Bluesky band me and now I gotta play gigs.

I won't get out of bed for less than 4 million… … anxieties.

I'm going to try not to have any expectations about my art moving forward. If I like it, that's all that matters. I've def fallen into the "do you like my art?" external validation trap and it's perfectly fine if you don't like my art. Maybe this will help me do more art; Setting myself free.

Spirit mediums don't do it for me. I'm more of a spirit large.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Video games can teach us a lot of things. Such as, you see a mushroom, definitely eat it without question. UPDATE: Just back from the E.R., Videos may have lied to me…