Thinking about the Game pass debacle, it is impossible not to remember that Netflix shot itself in the same foot with the same weapon not two decades ago. #NonCorpoMentis

Jane Goodall died. I read her National Geographic articles as a child. She was one of my major inspirations to study Anthropology. I only got to meet her a few times, on her speaking tours, but I feel like I've lost a mentor. I will miss knowing she is out there advocating for the natural world.

And the sun set on National Coffee Day, and also on a lot of jittery people who shouldn't be offered free coffee

I'm rebuilding my entertainment center, and I found this. So,yeah, it's been a while. Anybody want pristine audio tapes from the mid 90s?

Has anyone asked you to text them something later when you're out, and you imagine the text notification sound causing them to get in a huge automobile accent? BECAUSE IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

Happy Raptor everyone! I hope you're right with God, because he's learned how to use doors!

With news of the Rapture in two days people are selling their cars and quitting their jobs. Why? It's in two days, if I thought the world was ending I would just no call no show and use whatever transportation was to hand.

#ItIsNotTheApocalypseUntil you eat your meat

Anybody else spent the last few days dooms scrolling the New York Times?

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A fast food kiosk just asked if I wanted to tip. For what, are they not paying the touch screen a living wage?

No health and safety inspections...in space! #HowIDieInSciFiMovies

Caffeine #HowToBeOnTopOfIt

It is Spooky Season. Coming home from the grocery store this evening O had to use my sun visor because THE MOON was blinding me!

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartender says, 'What an interesting pet, what's his name?' 'Tiny,' the man replies. 'What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?' 'Because... he's my newt.'

Due to a thunderstorm and a nearby wildlife, my whole town smells like a wet campfire 💦🔥

I had to go to San Diego for work, and they booked me in the earliest available flight on Sunday. So I looked at some tall ships

Cottonmouth Joe. Where did ya come from, where did you go? #ReptilianMusoc

#InTheMidnightHour is this week's #DumpsterFireTags #HashtagGame ! Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @CynicalAndCrusty.bsky.social !

#inthemidnighthour we're gonna be asleep. Because we're old and it's late. Shhh!

#BeforeIForget I'd like to proudly express my humble intention to resolve my intention to...do something at some time.

New 'LEGO Batman' open world gameplay 🦇 Releasing in 2026 🎮

I think Sylvester Stallone is a smarter actor and writer than people give him credit for. I hope he'll turn down the #KennedyCenterHonors. He may deserve it, but when the President explicitly says others were turned down because they didn't pass an ideological purity test something is wrong

When I worked retail my two favorite times of the year were harvest and back to school. Harvest meant I was opening huge boxes of chocolate (the smell is indescribable). Back to School let me open huge boxes of plastic binders (the smell is indescribable).

I have read the word #Semiquincentennial Three times in one day. As a fan of big words, I am not a fan.

When I provide tech support and tell people they need to open File Explorer.

The #animals at my office this week. We usually have horses too, but they're down the street.

I just read that Tom Leher does a few days ago many know him from his song "The Elements," but I will always remember this song, which I think is his most beautiful composition.

When someone uses the "Caucasian" toned 👍 at work

No longer content to inflict vintage pop songs on us, James Gunn has begun writing his own. #TheMightyCrabjoys #Superman

Me examining a new follower:

#Superman has everything the Snyder movies lacked. Namely, fun. It has been so long since I saw anything so happy and optimistic, I got something like the emotional bends from coming up so fast. One review used a good word to describe what makes the movie special "sincere." I have missed sincere.

learn to use door handles #JurassicWorldSurvivalTips

Summer blockbuster season, where I can see a movie after work and it isn't even dark when I get out.

If I empty my pockets at work, I have three plus chapsticks. I put them back in my pocket. When I get home, I empty my pockets and I have zero to negative chapsticks. This is a curse. I've hurt a Bog Witch in some way, and I'm sorry! 😭

There is joy in photos of clean laundry.

Thanks to a busted control panel it looks like I'll be making my pork loin in the oven rather than the smoker. le sigh.

When you pass the "vintage band tee" section at Target, and realize you could have bought some of those new.

Oh my gods, this man is worse than...me, apparently. I would have kept the table.

#ImIgnoringYouBecause this book is very interesting, and you are not.

Life #DrainedMyLifeforce

This last meeting #DrainedMyLifeforce #SpookyTags

Business interests would rather see a criminal in the pocket of a tyrant win reelection because the other guys want to make buses free. In Manhattan.

I just watched an episode of the new Law & Order, and it started with a title card telling me it was a crossover with SVU and telling me which season and episode to go to. Could the makers of the CW DC series get on this? They are hopeless to figure out.

The New York Times is doing #100BestMoviesOfThe21stCentury, and it got me thinking about the five I'd vote for. Not in order, and counting 2000. 5. Rogue One 4. Casino Royale 3. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 2. Gladiator 1. The Incredibles Subject to change.

#WhySpaceAliensAvoidEarth? We don't. This is our Coachella.

Is it just me or did Trump declare a #ceasefire in the same way Michael Scott "declared" bankruptcy in The Office?

I have been running non-stop since 8:00am this morning. From meeting to problem to meeting. But at 4:00pm I'm sitting here trying to write down what I did today, and...

#MyCartoonName is Honest John. You can trust me.

#Civilization is watching the dumbest possible people handle the most serious events as you look on in impotent rage.