#TravellingSongsAndFilms Baggage Check On Me

#TravellingSongsAndFilms eye of the driver

#TravellingSongsAndFilms The Lyon King

#IncludeConcealHorseSmooth She was a smooth-talking dame all right. Legs like a race horse. But no amount of concealer could hide her true intentions.

#IncludeConcealHorseSmooth Although the cowboy tried to conceal the affair he was having within his horse, his girlfriend eventually found out. He tried to smooth talk his way out of it, but his she still broke up with him The cowboy didn't really care, because the horse was his one true love 🐴💕

#IncludeConcealHorseSmooth Hold your horses. Concealing the evidence needs to go smoothly.

#IncludeConcealHorseSmooth A smooth criminal conceals his extracurricular horseplay

#SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie Do I Wanna Pernod?

#SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie Bowling for Grenadine

#SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie Yoo-Hoo Are You?

Shake On Me #SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie

Do The Sprite Thing #SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie

#IfYouCanReadMyBodyLanguage put some rub on it

#IfYouCanReadMyBodyLanguage Wake me up for treat time. 😴

#IfYouCanReadMyBodyLanguage then you would know this picture tells a thousand stories..

#IfYouCanReadMyBodyLanguage , you'd applaud!

#IfYouCanReadMyBodyLanguage More ice cream, please? 😋😋

Her great-great-grandfathers' native languages were Italian and Norwegian. She'd tell her own ancestors "Fuck you and the boats you came on!" This is what happens when you take the red pill.

I had no idea who Bad Bunny was until MAGA lost their shit about him, now I'm listening to his music. Every time they get their crinolines in a twist over some racist shit, it puts money in the pockets of the people they hate. ¡Felicidades, idiotas!

#IStopListeningWhenIHear the prosecutor

#IStopListeningWhenIHear lies

#IStopListeningWhenIHear the latest from the HOA 🥴

#IStopListeningWhenIHear Stop! 😼

#IStopListeningWhenIHear autotune vocals

#MyExorcistSaid There may be side effects! 😬

It's the guns, you cunts!

#SaySomethingControversial Chihuahuas are tiny dogs who cannot hurt you

#SaySomethingControversial The Earth is flat. Okay not the WHOLE Earth, just Peyton Manning's forehead.

#SaySomethingControversial I like Trump* * Mary Trump

#SaySomethingControversial The name Kirk has nothing to do with American Christian conservatism. That name will only ever belong to a Canadian Jew.

#SaySomethingControversial I didn’t like the show Friends. 🫣🤭

#SaySomethingControversial A hotdog is Not a sandwich. 😜

#SaySomethingControversial Strictly Come Dancing is a waste of licence fee money, it needs to be cancelled

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork No, not you dude! I was talking about the other Kendrick!

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork I did it for women's empowerment and world peace

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork Guess you had to be there.

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork sorry can’t pay for dinner

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork "He's from Barcelona "🤦‍♂️

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork The dog ate my homework

#ExcusesThatDontAlwaysWork It was a convenient place to stay

Bob Iger may have put political considerations ahead of shareholder interests. In a related story, water is wet, the pope is Catholic, and Donald Trump tweets like a 6-year-old with rabies.

I won't find it hard to believe, but that's because I've lived in America my whole life.

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They donate equally to Republicans and Democrats. It's false to say that both parties are the same, but corporate America treats them as the same.