Vaccine Bingo continues… Today: COVID booster!

Just heard ORDINARY LOSS By @health.band and the guitar riff really has me wanting to listen to bunch of KMFDM. (Until CONFLICT DLC drops)

So, uhhhhh… It appears there was news today?

Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler. Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.

Mortgage bankers are calling it The Leonardo DiCaprio mortgage. Ironic, considering Leo would never settle for anything beyond a 25-year term.

Kicking off the 6-8 week process of filling up my vaccine bingo card. Today… Influenza!

Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.

I turned 41 last week. My gift to myself is a Rheumatoid Arthritis diagnosis. 🎉 🥳

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

“Maybe the real weapons of mass destruction were all the friends we made along the way.” - Dick Cheney

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

When reached for comment, RFK Jr. stated, “Certain workplace efficiencies needed to be made to ensure that Scott Adams, beloved creator of Dilbert, could receive proper treatment for his prostate cancer. However, Vice President Cheney will be missed.”

Dick Cheney, the gay marriage advocate?

When reached for commment, Vice President JD Vance said, “Upon my death, I hope to be as reviled as Mr. Cheney.”

Mondays, am I right?

Just made an emergency almond milk run… to Walmart. All employees are now wearing body cameras. If they can do it, why can’t ICE?

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

We support the police. #WorldBollardAssociation

self- hit in the checkout balls by a at the careening Albertsons rock 🤝 unexpected item in bagging area

Diversity is our strength, no matter what racist, bigoted Republicans say. Real Americans embrace diversity, equity and inclusion. Real Americans reject Trump and his white nationalist cronies. Trump is bad, project 2025 is bad and the people who love America, the real patriots reject both.

And I thought buying the 2022 World Cup hosting gig was the biggest scandal to come out of Qatar. Until Trump’s airplane… BUT NOW THIS!

I have finished listening to 107 Days by Kamala Harris. It should have been narrated by Maya Rudolph. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Spread this far and wide.

You want rest!? THREE DOLLARS!!

I am so very tired.

Scarlet would like to wish everyone a happy lil’ Wednesday.

We’re chainsmoking audiobooks today…

Audible hopes I have enjoyed this program.

Max Verstappen is the first active F1 driver this year to win a full-length race in a Ferrari.

Trump announces 25% tariff on (Big!) Trucks. Dez Fafara could not be reached for comment.

I have spent the day doing the whitest shit I can imagine: Arguing about free speech. With my real estate agent. On Facebook. What have I become!?

Soooooo… Anyone else see the Hells Angels cruising around the suburbs of Chicago today? I assume this is a rapture thing?

Missing this guy today

Anybody free Saturday morning?

dudes rock

Scarlet’s hints that she is owed a walk are becoming increasingly obvious.

Happy TRON: Ares Soundtrack Day to all* who celebrate! *Except Jared Leto

On behalf of @jimmykimmel.com Thank you, Jimmy.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.

I bought a Lamy Xevo today. It’s better than the Lamy Noto, yes. But it’s a $7 pen, not a $10 pen. That’s my gripe.

I’m a big fan of people with decals of their Instagram handles on their car. Makes it real easy for me to share that not only does their FG2 Civic sound like shit, but is also burning massive amounts of oil.

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

I suggest everyone report that horrific New York Post post to Bluesky’s moderation service.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Cleanse your timeline with an Oldsmobile Aurora

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.