"I am pleased to report we are 95 percent of the way up the tenacious little hill here in Tartarus. Honestly, folks, we are so, so close. The summit is largely visible. It is nearly visible. There is a concept of visibility at play here that is impossible to ignore."

You know who really, really hates data centers? Women.

RIP Sonny Rollins, a great jazz talent and the last surviving musician in one of the best photos of men in suits during the 20th century

This is one of the reasons “we can’t run AOC” makes zero sense. The gop accused Bill Clinton of being a secret communist! They said Obamacare was socialism! The underlying policy just doesn’t matter, they’ll always make this attack. So why don’t we run someone who believes in things?

Blaming Fetterman’s and Dart’s politics on brain injury is a form of ableism that allows people to avoid the way their politics perfectly align with a hegemonic vision of white masculinity.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Oh, I know it's not cost. We don't have universal healthcare because there would be no legal way to make it white-only. White Americans used to love social programs for welfare, health, job training. Then, courts told them they had to share. Been paring it back ever since, even when it hurts them.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

fries with mayo > fries with ketchup

the fuck it will

Ed Gallrein looks like a Fred Willard character. And not a good one.

daaaamn london

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

Someone has now. 😎

did anybody ever make an edit of the richard spencer getting punched video where the drums come from the chorus to “crucify” by tori amos

RIP to former NBA player Jason Collins, the first openly Gay, active, male pro athlete. Hard to explain what a big deal it was in 2014 when Collins signed with the Nets. He took number 98 in tribute to Matthew Shepard, the Gay teen murdered in a horrific hate crime. JC was brave and will be missed.

Counter point- America is looking very american right now because America has never and will never confront racism in a meaningful way This is just the beginning.

That local had some HANDS

Day shift Joseph is gonna be very happy that night shift Joseph brought in firewood for the morning.

Sweetest little movie I’ve seen in a while: Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Highly recommended!

"It'll be okay as long as we still push through a Democratic majority." No, bitch, it will not be okay. It will never be okay that Black Americans do not have a voice and have to depend on the kindness of strangers who have shown repeatedly that they do not give a shit about us in the voting booth.

You're in a chess tournament against last year's champion. He jumps a pawn clear across the board to take your rook. "That's not how chess works!" you say to the judge. That's when you learn the tournament's judges get appointed by the previous year's champion. (What reading the news feels like)

THANK YOU. I’ve got a Subway Takes take queued up if it ever happens while I’m visiting NY, and it’s “Spoilers are not that bad.” The more direct version, if it comes up, is “If you were a real fan, after you heard a spoiler, you’d want to see how it actually came to that point.”

This video absolutely turned me off to the idea, because there is a 150% chance that I would be the one eating prodigious amounts of shit trying this.

Me: Hey kitty, how long has it been since we fed you last? Kitty (food still in her mouth):

Recession tornado siren.

- Rudy was not welcome at many FDNY funerals - He tried to use 9/11 to cancel the election & stay in office - He's always been a bad lawyer - the mobsters he put away were the idiot bandits & yahoos who killed the old guard

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

Watching the rest of the world live in the future is annoying. insideevs.com/news/794295/...

Happy anniversary to the greatest promo ever cut by any wrestler of any era. Forget hard times and the pipebomb. Steiner Math is the GOAT.

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

I just want one coach to be the hardest atheist imaginable. No gods. No masters. No salvation but existence. It's 3rd and 17 and we need a first down. The universe will never care and no one is here to help you. Now go get 'em, cowboy.

Taking my passport photos.

Everyone, stop what you’re doing. There is a Black girl named Kameirah who is in Google’s top 5 “Doodle for Google” contest that can win a $55,000 scholarship. I just voted. VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW APRIL 29! doodles.google.com/d4g/

Ladies, I encourage you not to break your back trying to solve misogyny. As recipients of this pain it was never our problem to fix.

Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

I love the Dark Souls games. They are just a stupid bunch of dogshit with it's bullshit crap constantly driving you on the edge of madness with it's never ending shit. Fuck these games, they are so good!

“Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif “Hard mode:“ No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Disney or Ghibli” Absolutely the lightest of work.

I can’t believe two people broke the 2-hour marathon barrier on the same day. Yomif Kejelcha gets my “Poor Bastard” award for coming in second (at a simply *glacial* [sarcasm, obv] 1:59:41) today. He’s gonna be a footnote in sports history. A trivia question, at best. And he deserves more than that.

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

I’m starting to consistently get sub-9s with Moros. This entire run is about three seconds off my PB. The videos are my fight with Chronos. Second phase went better than the first, but they both went well. I think with ideal boons (I didn’t get Hestia Special until after Phantom), I can break 8:30.

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

I cannot stress this enough. White people support Trump because he creates these outcomes. White people in the US are galvanized by the suffering and misery of non-white people. This is an example of how white folks, of whatever political ideology, *love* the suffering of non-white people.

Gushers: for when you want a fruit snack that tastes just enough like fried chicken skin to be disconcerting!