additionally, he has facial hair in this photograph

From the top rope

it’s The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones

Godfrey doing his Trump impression with Dr. Dre in the studio 🤣💀

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening. Make statues of this.

this is the face of a man who just realized he plays for The NY Giants

trevor lawrence is not good at football

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

I mean technically this is only possible one day a year.

Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms

at some point if you know SCOTUS will overturn you without even bothering to say why, all you can do is use your opinions as a public platform. Glad Young has realized that.

Marc Maron is actually funnier than Theo Von impersonating Theo Von

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

Will the Supreme Court protect its retirement accounts by continuing to treat the Fed as its Large Adult Son outside of the normal maximal executive power agenda it is pursuing? Tune in later to find out or just watch out the window for falling stockbrokers.

A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."

3 out of 4 Americans died of drugs last year, many of them twice.

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

The people who use them, however, will be at a physical disadvantage because they will all be stuffed into lockers.

Economy is doing great, nothing to see here.

Travis Kelce looks like Angus Young from AC/DC in this fit

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Let me get this straight: Pulte‘s family committed mortgage fraud but Cook didn’t? And his family only got caught because Pulte falsely accused Cook? The writers have outdone themselves this season.

no noah, i wrote that post because i think you are a weird antisocial loser and i want you to know that

Community note on X

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

i would have called a lawyer instead of the cops, but i actually love my children so…

this. everyday people have zero clue who that moron was

The real issue isn’t left vs right. It’s not white vs black. It’s not citizen vs immigrant. It’s not gay vs straight. The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.

I will feel a sadness for his kids that he and his supporters wouldn't have felt for mine, because I'm a better man than he was. But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself. And neither do you.

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

never forget

it is utterly bizarre how people are treating the murder of a media personality like a governor got assassinated

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

For all the discourse nobody on Bluesky has posted anything remotely as mean as sports Twitter accounts dunking on his NBA takes

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

Well then

It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)

jacket was a restrictor plate, took it off and hit 225 down the back straight

The fact that everyone knows exactly what this song is about is wild. www.instagram.com/reel/DNoxUTx...