Here's Brian being a weird little guy. Happy birthday! 🎉 You get a double snaggletooth and a shocked gasp ✨

#Stunday #ECK 猫猫村 #art #photo #photography #vietnam #mountain #forest #nightphotography #nightscape #LightAndShadow #dream ©️skinskin & SAWA

... Aaand done 😊

Having a lovely morning, sat in the garden, colouring in one of my drawings. The birds are singing and the sun is shining. Bliss! 😊

Happy Friday folks... Nearly there.

Everybody wish my son Micooangelo a happy 7th birthday #pigeon #petpigeon #birthday #micoo

Would you believe that the cookie baking instructions are on the left hand side of the packet (the pink bit on the back)?! Sainsbury's please consider accessibility on your packaging design bc this is terrible!

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

Took Brian to B&Q today. He loved all the fuss and treats from the staff and generally working the crowd. But he disliked not being allowed to pee on any of the stands. 8 paws out of 10 from Brian🐾 #BrianTheGriff

A quick Nien Nunb #Maythe4th

A Short Poem for Star Wars Day Her name was Yoda, A showgirl she was.

Actually drew something today for the first time in months and months. Long weekends are much needed!

tuesday

DO YOU LIKE GOTH SHIT? Start with Mort, the first of the Death books. DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? Start with Guards! Guards! the first of the Watch books. DO YOU LIKE ANTITHEISM? Start with Small Gods, a standalone skewering of organized religion. From there, follow this guide to find your next book.

Silver tetradrachm coin -circa 480–420 BC, Museum of Fine Art of Lyon - #OwlishMonday For OOwl fanciers ... 🦉

Partially dislocated my knee on Sunday (I was partaking in the high octane sport of 'making a coffee'). This isn't unusual for me as I have hypermobility, but it still sucks. I'm hobbling about again and it also seems to have caused a fibromyalgia flare up. This time, I am beaten...

tuesday

Such blatant profiteering from human misery is sickening. And here at home families struggle to pay bills as energy giants rake in higher profits & destroy the climate. Time for a further windfall tax now

I would simply throw a silver-threaded blanket over the haunted mirror that Tony Blair comes from and ring it with salt so that he can no longer communicate with our realm

The Facebook algorithm is like a well-meaning but clueless Grandma... I liked one photo of a cool beetle, now it's all I see. It's like 'happy birthday - have a beetle, happy Christmas - beetle, here's two beetle themed cushions, a beetle keychain and beetle socks, beetles.

When a little dog so desperately wants to make friends with a white pony...

A garden vignette and the gorgeous Brian ☀️🐕🪻

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance, or you will be eliminated.

Best...dvd...subtitle...ever!

Before he was a novelist, Charles Dickens worked as a budding young reporter for two local newspapers. They were the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Finally fully set up to wfh a few days each week, and what a difference on my lunch break... Being able to sit in the garden, rather than having to hide in the dark in the office wellbeing room bc I've been in sensory hell all morning 😂☀️ Oh and my little mascot of course ☺️❤️🐕

Love this!

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Little sunbaby 🌞 #BrianTheGriff #BrusselsGriffon

The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole

Excuse me whilst I sleep until Sunday.

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

Just finished two months in my new job, working entirely from the office and on long hours. Not bad for someone with a shot of the 'Tism topped with sensory sensitivity, a fat hit of fibromyalgia served with chronic fatigue, a slipped disc with a side of sciatica, and extreme social anxiety.

Just watched a TV ad for Holland and Barrett, that involved a singing bum.

Brian says hey, been awhile. #BrianTheGriff #BrusselsGriffon

every day he screams at me to go outside. when he is outside he screams even louder because birds exist in the sky and he cannot reach them. then he eats some grass and vomits everywhere. 10/10 excellent cat. we stan a fancy, weird legend.

how in the FUCK would you cut a pizza into fifths. how is a portion a geometrically non-cognizable quantity of the circle

Sassy Saturday.

My friend's just got a new robot vacuum cleaner, and she's called it Bruce Springclean 💐✨ Been making me chuckle all evening 😂

Happy weekend, love from the minibeast. #BrianTheGriff #BrusselsGriffon

look at this little fucking guy. what the fuck are we even doing here. look at this. what are we supposed to do now. fuck's sake

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

'gone too far' is pretty horrifying.

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Omg, someone eating a plate of hot salmon in the office. Whole place now REEKS of fish. Delightful.

When I was about maybe 6, I briefly became utterly obsessed with Stefan Dennis (Paul from Neighbours). It wasn't that I fancied him or anything, I just thought he was AMAZING. I cried when my mum wouldn't let me join his fan club. So there's that.

I have a new social media hero. We must protect him at all costs

Daily bunny no.3243 has drifted into unknown seas