University Challenge is a lot like sex. It gets more frantic towards the end and then there's a gong and Amol Rajan tells you the scores.

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

I went to see Acorn Antiques the Musical instead of All Souls Requiem...

youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?... This is an extraordinary video. And features the only Walmart I've ever been to.

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990)

Robin is one of the good 'uns.

playing Nick's reaction to finding out Alan was a traitor to myself for the rest of the night. #CelebrityTraitors

#TheCelebrityTraitors one of the most popular and one of the best television shows this year. Incredible.

I can't believe I'm saying this: Alan Carr is the best traitor of all time. #CelebrityTraitors

And so the Taskmaster becomes the apprentice #CelebrityTraitors

Oh Nick your poor heart is about to break. #CelebrityTraitors

Fair play to Alan though #CelebrityTraitors

Well at least David's been consistently awful. #CelebrityTraitors

PLEASE commission a buddy comedy with Nick and Joe where they have to continuously wear their outfits from this roundtable with no explanation to viewers

Lamb as presenter, every breakfast telling the faithfuls they’re fucking useless now put down that fucking croissant and fuck off #CelebrityTraitors

still don't entirely know who I'm rooting for since I don't know what charities any of these people are playing for, what if Joe Marler is playing for the Eliminate All Kittens charity or something #CelebrityTraitors

Me snuggled up on the sofa to watch my boys take it home tonight!!! #celebritytraitors

HERE WE GOOOO!

the *best* thing about this... the creme de la creme of this comedy of errors... the absolute chef's-kiss peak-humour detail of this whole racist debacle... is that Kent County Council, which has both issued the permit and attached the condition, is a Reform-led council

Yeah I feel shite today so I think I picked up a bug at the doctors.

Model patient at my asthma review.

Talking about babies needed for the Crib Service. "We really don't want to have to use the scary doll that looks like William Hague."

Only one thing to watch tonight

Won't you step into my Ambient Delivery Area?

I thought to be informed I'd read Nobody's Girl but it's rough. Not in form, it's well written and I wholly sympathise with her, but OH MY GOD THOSE PEOPLE WERE PSYCHOPATHS.

BBC London speaking to the residents of Prince Andrew Road and Prince Andrew Close. It's all the forgotten victims isn't it. 😂

Alan Carr's head:

me waking up in the morning after a refreshing three hours' sleep

In 2012 at our Church Jubilee Street Party, we were told a "VIP" was visiting at 1 o'clock and to BE THERE. But we wandered into the nearby park to watch the Regatta and when we went to go back the gates were locked for security. Andrew Windsor was the guest. I'm glad we missed it now.

The Epstein Files are BAD bad.

The Artist Currently Known as Nonce

West End Girl live at the Palladium?

#celebritytraitors When I’m on holiday and need to order a beer in French

Alan has been so awful in this roundtable <3 #CelebrityTraitors

FINALLY!!!!

The hold West End Girl has on me is DEEP. This album is just incredible. And I find myself having to listen sequentially. The building of the story in every track is just... *chef's kiss*

When do you watch Nightmare Before Christmas? Halloween or Christmas? II think I'll do mid-November.

I hope it's yummy

My hero of the day is the little old lady buying herself a bag in the BHF shop who told the cashier "I'm just going to tell my husband my friend gave this to me when he asks where it came from".

“That because of God, Love wins. No matter what can be done to say or stop it. No matter how fancy the theology to disguise a prejudice. And love comes in many shapes and sizes.” m.youtube.com/watch?v=LLM_...

The last episode of #HouseOfGuinness is basically the new Lily Allen album and I will take no further questions.

Honestly obsessed with Lily Allen absolutely tearing David Harbour to shreds in her new album 👏🏻

I went to the O2 outlet today and it was worth it.

The new Lily Allen album:

The way mother is SO INVESTED in #CelebrityTraitors really is amazing. We even have to watch Uncloaked!

I've signed this open letter. #CofEpeeps, lay or ordained, if you want the church to become more fully affirming of LGBTQ+ folks, please read this letter from Inclusive Church and consider signing it. www.inclusive-church.org/llf-open-let...

They're closing the bureau. For an hour.

Radio 3 Unwind played Here is the Little Door earlier and I am not complaining about this unseasonal interruption to my playlist.