Sorrel Shamel-Wood
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Church of England priest. Increasingly confused millennial. Toddler and baby Mum.
Ok if you have a giant second born son and a small to medium first born son with a two year age gap, perhaps donāt buy them matching jackets.
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Baking with a toddler is really more process than product.
23 days ago
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I am a cuddle up under a blanket when itās raining type of person and the toddler is a run around in all weathers in a puddlesuit type of person.
26 days ago
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Never seen a child look as confused as my preschooler when the sports coach told the group ānow get into pairsā. He just stood there vaguely looking around for a giant piece of fruit.
about 1 month ago
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Me: If ever you get lost, if weāre at the park and you canāt find Mummy, I need you to find another Mummy with children. Ok? The Preschooler: Ok. Will there be the same toys at the new Mummyās house? Will it be the same bike? Wow.
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www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
I completely agree with Zoe Harrison. Women have always trained and played with size 5 balls. Ridiculous to change it like this.
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Zoe Harrison: Red Roses fly-half says smaller balls for WXV is 'worst decision ever'
England fly-half Zoe Harrison says the introduction of smaller balls for this autumn's WXV Global Series is
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/ckgpn3pdzr7o
about 1 month ago
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Algorithms are so silly. Yes, we recently went on holiday, world of the Internet. O haha you are now advertising holidays all the time, because you think we can afford to go on holiday again in the next five years? You silly sausage.
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Anna Kornbluh
about 1 month ago
Slightly diminish a book The Mid Gatsby
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Edward Silha
about 1 month ago
I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: June 3, 1996 - May 1, 2026. Send no memes.
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As I edit the first draft of my novel, I realise the bits that seem the most outlandish and unrealistic are the things that actually happened in my extended family. š«¤
about 1 month ago
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Catherine of Sienna was the youngest of TWENTY-FIVE children?
about 1 month ago
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Good morning grown ups, if my current curtains are 2m should I buy 150-199 or 200-250cm for the new ones? I know that obviously the current ones technically fall into the latter categor, but wonāt they be too long? Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Have a blessed day.
about 1 month ago
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Any writers looking to connect here? I just finished the first draft of my novel after 8 months. Thought Iād be celebrating but I feel so disheartened at how bad it is (this is not false humility; it is objectively terrible) and how much more work there is to do. So, so much more š«.
about 1 month ago
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Andrew Middleton
about 2 months ago
It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 2 months ago
Yeah. If it werenāt for peopleā¦
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If you want to encourage a toddler to eat vegetables, try planting the seeds with them & giving them responsibility for watering. Then, when itās grown, ask them which leaves they would like and cut them off the plant in front of them. O wait, they still hate lettuce it was all a waste of time.
about 2 months ago
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www.theguardian.com/stage/ng-int...
So many in the wrong place here, I donāt even know where to begin! Othello and the Tempest far too low.l
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To see or not to see? Every single Shakespeare play ā ranked!
Antony and Cleopatra? Exhausting. Lear? Magnificent but flawed. Hamlet? Limitless. For Shakespeareās birthday, the Guardianās former theatre critic ranks all the plays
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/ng-interactive/2026/apr/22/every-shakespeare-play-ranked-lear-antony-cleopatra-hamlet?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwdGRjcARVzqlleHRuA2FlbQExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR5NB4SDabtyU2cU2gcPo2rZ3tbm30EvxJD6Wj_026CCrZq0JRN_xHMRGQ4jHA_aem_VLijPfrTaXQHPt_Rh-ESlA#Echobox=1776839359
about 2 months ago
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Best wishes to everyone receiving primary school offers today.
about 2 months ago
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www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...
The Gruffalo and Fox in Sox are the wrong way round, age-wise, in my opinion.
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From Peepo! to Middlemarch: 25 books to read before you turn 25
An unmissable book for every year of your early life ā with recommendations from Jacqueline Wilson, Michael Rosen, Katherine Rundell and more
https://www.theguardian.com/books/ng-interactive/2026/apr/11/from-peepo-to-middlemarch-25-books-to-read-before-you-turn-25?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwdGRjcARIBn1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEei4GEbpikuseiv0UzcGO_HckUxmXFLfZrB6EDBdRypl2XTYAAVFmY_pjKO-I_aem_e_JQwGkjFHRmCaL23D3H9Q#Echobox=1775916484
about 2 months ago
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Pretty sure when the dentist asked the preschooler if he had any questions, he wasnāt expecting him to ask him and the dental hygienist which of them was going to die first š.
2 months ago
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huck mason
2 months ago
holy smokes
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When a driver overtakes you dangerously because heās annoyed youāre driving at the speed limit, then a couple of minutes later you end up right behind it again at some traffic lights š¤£.
3 months ago
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I wish I could express quite how hard I was laughing watching a toddler gymnastics class try rhythmic gymnastics ribbon twirling for the first time. All they were supposed to do was walk in a line twirling the ribbons. The ribbons hanging from a stick. Absolute carnage.
3 months ago
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Ranked News
3 months ago
Sarah Mullally enthroned as first woman Archbishop of Canterbury For daily global news videos, please visit
Ranked.News/videos
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Gosh, itās only two weeks! Iām very pro, and proactive about reading with children but this is ridiculous.
3 months ago
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I was choosing some toys for church that link to Bible stories. Whale, sheep, donkey, farmer, camel⦠O, wait, also LAZARUS š.
3 months ago
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Chat GPT designed posters for local events are so ubiquitous now that I donāt see them any more. I know local businesses and charities are doing their best and facing all kinds of challenges, but this strategy isnāt it.
3 months ago
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When the King of England starts to be portrayed as woke, you have to wonder quite how far theyāre slipping to the right. Not exactly the most progressive institution, the British Royal Family.
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3 months ago
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James Talarico
3 months ago
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.
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My 1 1/2 year old just pointed to some mud on the carpet, then pointed tow the hoover and made a hoovering noise.
3 months ago
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@suffolkvicar.bsky.social
I believe I heard you on Radio 4 this mornin? š„°
3 months ago
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Listened to opera last night just to spite Timothee Chalamet.
3 months ago
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Every year when the first daffodils come up Iām struck by the fact that Iāve actually had low key seasonal depression for the last four months and not just a terrible personality after all.
3 months ago
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I did not realise when I signed up to our local gardening club quite how much of the correspondence would be funeral invitations.
3 months ago
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āMummy I love you, Mummy I love ham.ā Not even a millisecond of pause between them.
3 months ago
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Look, I donāt care how many emails you send me. Iām not reviewing The Towel Shop.
3 months ago
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We are aiming low with the World Book Day costume this year.
3 months ago
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I do a tiny bit of acting/modelling as a side hustle and I just got my first ever audition tape through for⦠⦠drum role please⦠Middle aged lady. I donāt think Iām going to recover from this.
3 months ago
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Well, it turns out that taking the kids swimming for half an hour leads to a pleasant afternoon and easy bedtimes, but taking them swimming for an hour leads to Lord of the Flies.
3 months ago
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No bigger disgust response than a preschooler discovering bugs in the bug hotel he made with his father. What did you think it was for? Did you just want to be one of those landlords investing in real estate thats sits empty and actively contributes to the affordable housing crisis?
4 months ago
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Nice little earner for a state secondary teacher.
4 months ago
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I had the kind of day when I went to church with 40-50 scotch pancakes and came home with a cabbage.
4 months ago
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Do you think people are staring at me because of the dog collar or the space lunch box?
4 months ago
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Lupita Nihongo
5 months ago
It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.
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The greatest peril in Spidey and His Amazing Friends this evening is that Hydroman is threatening to get some books wet outside a bookshop. Captain America has been deployed to help. Captain America, I think you may have bigger problems right now.
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Iāve become way too invested in letter of the week at preschool. This week is F week. Here are some ridiculous ideas I have for the preschooler to bring to show and tell. Please feel free to add your own: 1) Functioning fondue set spilling cheese everywhere. 2) Fungi. 4) Mini working farm.
4 months ago
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āWet rehearsal?!ā Seriously, NASA, just call it a tech rehearsal and then every theatre kid will understand the vibe.
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Joaquin Castro
4 months ago
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Ilhan Omar
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to
@joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad. Welcome home Liam ā¤ļøā¤ļø
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