Interesting tree in Bryce Canyon. Picture taken in October 2025. #interestingtree

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If you need vaccines (25-26 Covid booster, flu, pneumonia, etc), CVS is currently very much doing a “tick this box if you qualify for this vaccine” method of self-verification for online vaccine scheduling so GO GET YOUR SHOTS before this CDC stuff gets more insane

Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid. (Does the drive in count?)

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

need a head start on picking out a Halloween costume? Wishbone has you covered

you mean st. petersburg?

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Republicans believe that telling lies about their opponents is protected Free Speech but telling the truth about Charlie Kirk is not.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

This is why I never get to bed early. It takes him so long to decide to sit with me and then I don’t have the heart to disturb him.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans

People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.

IT DOESN’T IT DOESN’T DO THAT AT ALL IT REFRAMES PREVENTABLE DEATHS AS INEVITABLE AND VICTIMS AS WILLING MARTYRS WHO ARE ACTUALLY BETTER OFF DEAD NOW IT IS A DIABOLICAL THING TO SAY IF YOU ARE IN A POSITION TO STOP THIS SHIT AND REFUSING TO DO IT

Among all the other things, "The President has screwed things up so badly that the world's other rich countries won't deliver mail to us anymore" really should end it immediately.

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

Good morning Bluesky !

One of the best things about being in an international server is that if I mention that I live in Bear Country (CO), the Australians all howl about how we need to shut up about Aussie wildlife, because THEIR large carnivores mostly stay in the water, NOT INVITE THEMSELVES INTO THE KITCHEN. (🧵1/?)

my “Coca-Cola doesn’t have typhoid in it” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

RIP to a legend who besides giving 3 generations of my family a lot of joy also outlived his obit writer. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own

Do you think the Warning Coordination Meteorologist position at the Austin/San Antonio office was important? He left in April, part of DOGE cuts,which offered early retirement to reduce the workforce. It’s now vacant, part of the strategy of reducing staff through attrition. Absolutely enraging.

Nursery Rhymes, 1966 The terrifying ‘Goosey Goosey Gander’ Artist: Frank Hampson

One of the largest shippers in the world has decided to stop going to Haifa for the time being.

Words matter.

Florida Bans Fluoride In Public Drinking Water theonion.com/florida...

meth becomes second leading cause of tooth loss in florida

Menopause or perimenopause drains a cis woman's field of fucks until it is time to mount up like Warren G's regulators.

Ariel under the USS Harry S Truman waiting to add another fighter jet to her collection of dinglehoppers.

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. TRAINS! WE NEED TRAINS NOT JETSONS-ASS ROBOT-CAR DEATH MACHINES

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

He's arguably the worst kind of fascist, which is the fascist who is not a true believer but embraces fascism out of expedience, venality, and cowardice. I despise people like Bannon and Miller but at least they have (evil) convictions. Rubio is just a pathetic, spineless little worm.

Enjoy. 😎✨

Sometimes, when he fails badly enough, Trump can be forced to do the thing he says he never does: back down. Today is just one more turn on the roller coaster - but it is more evidence of why we can't give up or let up.

Trump comes up with a stupid idea. Republicans line up to say why the stupid idea is in fact genius. Trump pauses idea because of people finally getting to him about it is stupid. The same Republicans will then say he is a genius for pausing it. Just the dumbest timeline

Truth. Right. Here. 😎✨

Let’s be clear. He sold $2.4 billion of his stock the day before he announced tariffs. He’s now crashing the stock market deliberately. He will then buy stock when it’s fallen through the floor. All this is is him stiffing everyone to get richer. That’s it.

I saw someone criticizing a very funny poster for making jokes instead of posting about politics, and I am reminded of a favorite line from E. B. White: We should strive not for balanced books but balanced libraries

the sick thing is, we have an actual policy that was revitalizing US manufacturing without relying on the nimble hands of underpaid 10yo wastrels it’s called the Inflation Reduction Act and they are shoving it into the wood chipper