more politicians should be forced to resign when they're pieces of shit. al franken resigning was a move that should be celebrated as doing the right thing above all else.

When he’s finally gone and the people who supported him tell us they are glad he’s gone, don’t let them forget they supported him thru all of it. I’m looking at you, Marco. I’m looking at you, Lindsey. I’m looking at you, Bezos. I’m looking at you, Zuckerberg. No rehabilitation tours allowed.

bumper sticker that says "JESUS is the REASON why your KIDS never CALL YOU BACK!"

the least creative people out there see the amount of time and work people put into art and can't fathom how the labor of creating is a huge part of the artistic process. it's all jealously/envy over not being able to make something that cool, or not willing to learn a craft

Major media outlets are helping JD Vance play both sides — posing as the principled adviser opposed to the war but also as the loyal helpmate supporting his president's war. Get a grip. Vance is helping a criminal president conduct an illegal war. It’s a scandal that working the press works so well.

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

hey I just hit my pen a bunch I actually don't care lmao

you're not allowed to go to emo night unless you can prove it with a pic of your old myspace profile or show your secret tumblr you used to write/read bad smut in hs. some of yall are lying about being emo

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I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

bro it's 2026 ye selling out SoFi doesn't surprise me but some of yall are WAY TOO QUICK to dismiss the shit he's pulled over "mental health"

real ones know that wawa ain't shit for food...except for the $6 meal deal

gotta be real chat if the navy sent recruiters to my HS and took me on a boat ride in the open ocean I would have signed up before we went back to shore cuz I felt way too at home on a fucking ferry during a storm in the Chesapeake bay

if it guaranteed purity and came with harm reduction supplies/info, this would honestly be great policy.

i keep following pizza shops ig's that are in Philly and I'm like an hour away in the suburbs but I'm about to expend a needlessly large amount of money and effort and grab one or 12 lmao

ran across an account on ig cosplaying as a greaser from the '50's saying he was 'born in the wrong era' and all of the comments are asking his character how he feels about desegregation

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

We have moved, in my adult life, from "you can't trust Wikipedia because they don't even have any gatekeepers" to "we gotta rely on Wikipedia to hold the line because universities have been coopted"

Israel is distinctly unpopular with the Democratic base and pretty unpopular with independents. this should help clarify that Newsom isn’t trying to move away from *unpopular* lefty positions, he’s trying to abandon the left entirely

I have fully relapsed and turned the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet next to my desk into the Monster Energy™️ Drawer

My newsletter today is about @katmabu.bsky.social's campaign. Democrats keep asking how to reach voters who've given up on the party. Kat Abughazaleh spent a year trying to answer that question. She lost, but the answer is still right. www.readtpa.com/p/what-if-we...

Weird how every journalist writing ‘balanced’ feature stories on this issue turns out to be a deranged conspiracist and ideologue the second you hear them speak off the cuff

this.

Jeffrey Epstein saying Donald Trump would begin bombing Iran if “cornered like a rat.” “You guys need to understand that he is psychotic,” Epstein warned.

The girls are fightinnggggg

Iran has no navy but has a blockade on the strait of hormuz? okay bro

Scott Bessent got called away to the Situation Room mid-interview. When he got back, he was asked what was happening. Bessent said Trump was in "great spirits." He then randomly volunteered that he had a teen "considering military service" and would trust his child's life with Trump and Hegseth.

99 quite bitter beings by CKY, but in Simlish

i stopped reading at "the genocide people" cuz it's clear he doesn't respect any criticism coming back his way

salvia containing all of the same letters as saliva and being close to the spelling of sativa is rude as shit

350+ homes to be corporate isn't the best news, but this puts Vanguard, Blackrock and the wannabes in the crosshairs and that is better than nothing tbh

bro 😭😭 stop attacking synagogues when ur mad at Israel. u can hate a genocidal colonial state without attacking your neighbors

cassie is literally one of the best posters on here and more importantly a ray of light in a dogshit world, to victims and trans people. personally, she's made me feel way less alone during a very isolating and scary time in my life and country. free cassie now

ass so white it triggers the auto flush on the toilet when you're trying to take a work dump

hey chat do I: a) spend more money than I want on an 8 string guitar cuz of tariffs b) spend a little less money than in A to get a baritone 6 string, but still suffer with tarrifs, or c) spend more money and time trying to figure out if I can build a telecaster bodied guitar in my in-laws garage?

kinda love that hyundai stole the led headlight across the front of the car from the Cybertruck but now I can't tell if it's a Chad Hyundai Owner or a Virgin Cybertruck Cuck blinding me in traffic easily anymore

Truly a perfect news alert

more like pj well-i-guess's

jaelan phillips, nakobe dean and reed blankenship leaving in free agency

low key dj Moore going to the bills is gonna be the game-changing move for the 2026 offseason. I'm thinking almost like Saquon to the eagles. idk if the bills are a player or two away from the SB but shit they gonna throw haymakers until they get there lmao

idk if the daylights be saving anything, but ever since we moved an hour up my wellbutrin started working better lmao

the mcdonalds ceo being scared to eat that big arch burger gets even funnier when you try it and realize it's actually one of the better tasting foods from mcd's lmao it was actually tasty!

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist. He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

calling to see if we can pay to have it be the same truck but not our pool

im deleting my melodramatic post about jamelle bouie but i will maintain my assholery towards him as long as he works for the NYT. everyone associated with em is in opposition to trans people existing afaic

lmao @ marco rubio saying we're bombing Iran cuz of Israel lmao okay bro /suuuurrreee/

STFU and DO SOMETHING. Shut the fucking government down. Beat up the House Majority Leader so he can't do his job. Burn a Datacenter down STOP WRITING WITTY LETTERS AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING DEMS

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