when the gc disbands for a new one and leaves you behind

i cancelled spotify so my wrapped was just the one day i did mushrooms in the woods and had midnight city by m83 on repeat

I can't wait until the Bucked Up LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk

I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw

Chat, should I take the severance package on offer now or stick it out and compete for my own job in February?

SIMPLY HAVING A

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Entire career got debunked voice:

The Harper years are back, baby

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

NDP leadership race has ticked many of the leftist diversity boxes: ✔️Union leader ✔️Indigenous person ✔️Nepo baby ✔️Centrist Albertan ✔️Guy who wears a funny hat everywhere for some reason

like the President's brain, American culture is stalled somewhere in the mid to late 1990s.

why do all of these morons think the troops wanna hear them riff for an hour?

They’re calling it the least essential cover in music history

My interests are colliding www.thesun.co.uk/tv/37378402/...

i can smell a brick of chat gpt text from a mile off. my geiger counter starts clicking the second a screenshot enters my bubble. i am not going to read a thing that some loser did not even bother to write

I feel like this blows up the primary argument for Canada continuing on with the F-35 purchase

making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong

- Who are you, and how did you get in here? - I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith. #PoliceSquad #locksmith

Ah, yes, but Corbyn was a threat to their CVs whereas presumably being part of a disastrously performing one term government who everyone hates will be just fine for them

If you were a rural Ontario kid at this MuchMusic Intimate and Interactive in 1992, it must have been like seeing Hendrix at Monterey Folk Fest m.youtube.com/watch?v=ymOR...

THIS is the kind of actual policy the NDP needs

Three kings actually

The Chair Company is two horror movies, one a David Lynch-like exploration of the weirdness that rises when you dig under normalcy, the other simply about the constant feeling that you are screwing up at your job in ways you don't realize

all programs administered by the state should be universal, and I personally should get to waterboard anyone who proposes means-testing them

The international community should forcibly redistribute the massive wealth amassed by the Catholic church

I've never been less convinced they can win with Nenshi. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

cheap shit should be banned. stuff should be hand made and extraordinarily expensive. i want to hear a rumour that an acquaintance bought a rug from the orient and be like holy fuck and then try and figure out how to go get a gander at it

people are always surprised when it turns out these mythologized nefarious figures aren't so much conspiring through invisible ink and encrypted ciphers as just bumbling out in the open. Because there's no conspiracy. They don't respect us or our democracy as a threat to their impunity

genuinely one of the most bureaucrat-ese laden news releases ever www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/news...

dudes rock

"more cowardly than the UK" is not really something we ought to strive for in our foreign policy www.hilltimes.com/story/2025/1...

if you gave me millions of dollars i could successfully craft a compelling message that would defeat "the allegation was not at a pedophile party" in the marketplace ideas. it would be easy to me. even though i woke up with my pajama pants on inside-out the other morning

I want to reiterate that if I had the resources of a huge political party I would not lose to these people

When We Show Them Footage of Men Jerking Off, They Say They Aren't Turned On But Their Panties Get Soaking Wet! Why Won't These Amateur Wives Just Be Honest?

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko

since no one clicks the article i'll keep lugging the hopium over here

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

oh god I’m ancient