Stephen A asks a good question

this specific chatGPT hype blows my mind because the idea of using the computer to seek info is just….not even remotely new? “its a magic box that answers questions” search engines. they exist and used to work.

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

I hope McCarthy goes back to the Cowboys

one reason democrats should cut the “we just want to work together” shit is that you lose the opportunity to do things like, for instance, hold a loud press conference on the fact that trumps ICE thugs arrested a veteran www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

In case anyone wanted to know how things are going for the 47-year-old billionaire anti-aging influencer who looks exactly 47 years old…

MY GUY HOW ARE YOU LOSING BY 20 AT HOME TO IU-INDIANAPOLIS

A friendly reminder: Global warming equals unstable , crazy weather, not uniformly warmer weather.

"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some *comedians* because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.

Has this app fixed itself so we don’t have to scroll all the way back to where we left off, or does it take you to new posts every time still?

Time to leave skip in the past

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

I think it’s a requirement for the strength and conditioning coach on a college football team to have eccentric facial hair

Just told someone to have a good weekend. Fuck

Fred VanVleet is right and he should say it

Alien: Romulus still kicks ass

Jaxon Dart? More like Jaxon Fart

Mostly because of the taste

I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware: - the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania - his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir - he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post

what does it say about us and our human brains that interest in The Deion Sanders Colorado Project hit a fever pitch for “won a few non-conference games” and has simmered down for “about to make the College Football Playoff”

I love my bedtime routine! First I catch up on the absolute worst takes of the day, then I stare into the darkness in silent agony

this is the type of triple-double i remember happening when i was a kid. jason kidd-ass triple-double.

Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

Oh man… What the hell/what the fuck (in numerous ways) What the hell is goin on over there I don’t even wanna be around anymore Leave it the fuck alone I hope I don’t jack off The worlds fucking so fucked up I didn’t do fucking shit I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that Probably some others too

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

It’s really incredible to see Bluesky at the top of the App Store, ahead of some of the most popular apps out there! Keep this growth going!!

The 72 Dolphins should have to play one game every year. It can be against a Pop Warner squad or whatever, but enough of this old record that requires no continuous defense.

youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything

Can’t speak on Adu, but the other three don’t belong here. What the hell is this?

Honey you know I need to join all the social media networks. It’s for work.

Had a dream it was the middle of winter at my parents old house and I was outside arguing with a polar bear about the Pit/Bal game. We heard a gunshot out on the lake so I jumped on the bear’s back, carrying a machine gun, as it ran out into the ice. Didn’t get to see how it ended

Something I hate about college football: how quickly refs try to break up celebrations

Zendaya in Challengers:

Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened

My favorite thing in college football is 19-year-old quarterbacks throwing interceptions and being handed a landline corded phone so the offensive coordinator can scream at them

Buddy,

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

i love philly