Oooooooooooooh baby it is Major League Cricket time here at the Coliseum.

Dark woke coming soon

One of my favorite Chef John YouTube videos is for homemade ketchup because at the end he’s like was it worth it? No. Does it taste better? No. But was it fun to make? No. Should you do this? I’m not the boss of you but no.

Folks you are hearing it more and more: Bafana Bafana

top 10 goals of our season 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳 (1/2) 💥 less than one month until the @mls season and #Quakes74 goals return 🔥 witness the return of the Quakes at Cali Clasico on July 25 for our match vs Galaxy at Stanford 📅

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

Feeling for him right now

spain needs to defeat austria 10-0

Completely silly game. Iran out, having gone through the group unbeaten and being a toenail’s width away from beating Egypt and after facing the harshest conditions I can’t recall any World Cup team having to endure in recent memory. One of the story’s of the 2026 World Cup is over

Please please please find a way to call this back

Oh my god fuck off

Algeria just completed about 200 uncontested passes in a row to run out the clock and then scored a goal, this is fucking incredible

This is more of what i expected for this whole game. At least we got some good goals out of this. You gotta feel for Iran, though. Brutal.

Goddamn, that’s a banger.

england: eets comin hooom doctor congo: house call, my good bitch

Nobody was rooting for England anyway, but now that they're playing DR Congo on Wednesday in Atlanta, good luck to them.

The commentators keep insisting Colombia-Portugal is “being played at such a high level” Buddy I know a summer MLS game in Florida when I see one

DOCTOR CONGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine not liking sports!

DOCTOR CONGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL

HOLY SHIT YES!!

happy 6 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

whatever conspiracy theory emerges about that VAR decision I believe it

BY A TOE

Offside?? Show me the lines, motherfucker.

Absolutely get fucked San Francisco Giants

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also notable that the Warriors new draft picks —Yaxel Lendeborg & Lajae Jones are at the Valks game on Pride Night in their violet jerseys. This is what inclusion looks like.

It’s Pride Night at the Valkyries game. At halftime, the video board showed a fan with a sign that reads: “This is way more fun than a baseball game anyway.” The Giants are so screwed.

just finished my design for a shrimp powered air conditioner. now to take a sip of coffee and check out bluesky

3 hour gap between World Cup games today. thought it was going to be a drag but it’s actually pretty nice. I’m reconnecting with my daughter.

Pizza in the morning? Pizza in the evening? Pizza at supper time? Bagel Bites are a luxury only latchkey kids can afford.

Idk, maybe it's just me slowly pupating into a beautiful old man butterfly, but when people say things feel "off" now, this is kinda what i'm talking about. this is just really shocking stuff, and if you said it even during the Bush II admin, you would be out of politics, out of a job, etc.

God, La Marseillaise goes

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

The greater idiot ever scolds the lesser

i need to find all of these

Lmao god dammit

the one undebatable catastrophe of poch’s tenure is playing weah on the left. I was explaining the reasoning to my kids at dinner and they thought i was doing a bit

The mayor and I agree to strongly disagree about some of his endorsements. also, all of those endorsements won, and then my big pants fell down, and everyone saw my giant boxer shorts and laughed at them. it goes without saying that the boxer shorts were white with red hearts on them

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YES DUDE HELL YEAH

Kagan points out in the dissent here that Alito is too much of a coward to even put Trump’s supposedly non-racist statements in his opinion.

lmfao

The San Francisco Giants waited 52 years to win a World Series, won 3 in a row in the best ballpark in MLB, took over the sports culture in SF from the 49ers, and then POOF -- squandered all of it away. The team that was the envy of MLB is now a joke franchise.

cooked. chopped, washed, fried. speedrunning the trashing of his own legacy; whether it’s on his own initiative or as scapegoat for the ownership group, doesn’t really matter now does it?