whispering a quieter more meaningful third goodnight that would destroy her mind if she ever heard it

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

peak neoliberalism is driving your party of "electability" to an electoral rejection so disastrous that in order to cling on to your personal power you're ultimately forced, years into your governance, to lay out some actual values that you claim to have

Goddamn the Giants fucking stink lol.

Literally have a lipid panel scheduled for 8am tomorrow. Bodied by the AHA.

Anyone who felt awful today….try sitting in the home end for the entire game, surrounded by baying West Ham fans, having to pretend you are furious the goal was disallowed…..lol

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY HEART

YES! YES!!

Actually I love the PGMOL and VAR. It works perfectly.

lmfao

I am going to kill myself

OH MY GOD THANK YOU TROSSARD

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

we must find and defeat the san jose nutpuncher before he strikes again

There is no more powerful argument against remaining on Twitter than seeing these dispatches from leftists you sort of recognize from ten years ago who don't realize they are morphing into Pat Buchanan

I’ve said before that I do believe just about anyone is capable of redemption, but I don’t believe that it comes for free. What are you doing to atone? How are you materially making up for your past actions? Words are not enough.

AOC is right to say this, and anyone who attacks her for it is wrong. And AOC should under no circumstances be labeled antisemitic.

Any "leftist" taking MTG's side over AOC's is either an op or the biggest mark at the carnival

"the voters will have their say in the election" is an uninspiring and demoralizing response to a court overturning the result of an election

My new job as a headline writer is going really well

We’re in the “break glass in case of emergency” moment for American democracy. Democrats can create 22 new blue US House seats by 2028 by redrawing maps in: – New York – Colorado – Maryland – Oregon – Wisconsin – Minnesota – Pennsylvania Time to take action.

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

/horn fanfare from the beginning of "Ante Up" starts playing faintly, it's unclear from where

she’s right, you can’t go around attacking everyone. you’ll look like a psycho asshole. French type privacy legislation only real option.

sometime in the next like five years is gonna be the last point in our lives where “if in public and populated, assume on camera. if on camera, assume AI” isn’t going to be true for everyone living in an urban area.

Dog lmao

Yes. Very similar to plans for education, the GOP vision for healthcare is three tiers: The rich still enjoy science-based medicine, but privatized and exclusive Middle class gets woo and psuedoscience Poor get nothing - denial of medical care to them serves as a means to discipline the middle.

Sad to see Tim Heidecker get mixed up with Infowars. Did he go MAGA during the pandemic? Or did Alex Jones drop a dollar

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Casey Schmitt now has as many home runs as Rafael Devers, Willy Adames, and Matt Chapman combined That is the good news and the bad news

lol. lmao, even.

Bullying the southerners in the group chat by telling them I’m at a Meat and Three place in SF and a plate was $28.

Congratulations to Diego Simeone for personally wasting the last 30 seconds of the game, strategic masterclass

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL BABY LET’S FUCKING GO

BlueSky users when we get the chance to post about how trains are neat

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You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

Trevor McDonald just casually getting called up to throw 7 brilliant innings with 8 strikeouts and just 1 run

Today's lunch is the pinnacle of human achievement. That's right: Frozen Burrito.

I think the main reason Israel is suffering from an unprecedented crisis of global negative perception is because Israeli soldiers post photos and videos of themselves doing things like this, and far worse things, every hour of every day, every week, every month of every year for the last 3 years.

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

here i was eating plain wedges of parmesan in an unknowingly heretical fashion

You're right I did make that up. I'm sorry. Let's try that again.