she doesn’t talk like this. she wouldn’t do this.

weird that they chose this blurb instead of something like “Traffic Sign Involved in protestor related hacking, authorities say”

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

saw Amy Klobuchar’s name in my feed again which means it’s once again time for my compulsory need to share this insane bit of lore.

if I was the WSJ social media manager I’d be grinning ear to ear typing this, knowing how much engagement this post would get and how many hate clicks I was going to net this article that’s not really about this blurb at all. easiest way I can imagine to hit KPIs.

good reading on this if you want to understand a big part of the history of the sugar trade, and also if you want to get into rum, a hobby that has brought me more pleasure at greater financial cost than any other.

Me to my kids the minute the halftime show started: "Ok, he's in a sugar cane field, that was the major crop of the Caribbean, and required slave labor. It also is why they make so much rum." Major newspapers: "so he's in a field of grass for some reason?"

Sleigh Bells song in a GLP-1 commercial between two AI ads. the future we all wanted.

sooooo funny to have Jon Bon Jovi come to introduce one of the teams for the runout and then play a song by somebody that’s not Bon Jovi.

19 incredible photos in this roundup, but they forgot to include the one that I can't get out of my head - Marimar Martinez flexing her right bicep with a now-healed bullet wound

I wrote about the Epstein files (gift link) www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...

every time I think of the dems that voted to fund ICE I feel like I’m about to pass out. what do you even do about a party that lets this slide.

it’s honestly sort of inspiring that ogre of a terf keeps putting himself in the public eye despite looking like a cartoon character who got their head flattened by a comically oversized mallet

wife was reading daughter a book and when they got to a page where a little girl cries my daughter started crying too

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no brainer

this site is just so fucking lame man. scolding as a brand and business model. social media as it should be!

still laughing at the Epstein Xbox live account suspension.

Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths 'I am their voice' NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

drank 3 times in January (delayed new years with friends, work dinner, family gathering last night) and if I’m honest about my habits from the last few years that’s a lil astonishing. feel a lot better internally, already feel much different about my relation to alcohol, it’s awesome.

not hyperbolizing when I say this sort of stuff is the most pathetic thing you can do on the internet.

these are in my top ten most visceral reactions to horror shots, neither is number one, but highlighting them because I think they’re very underappreciated.

A Democratic Party that reflected the values of its base would put this into its national platform: "Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans."

not as plugged into the modern literary sphere so only just learning that Elena Ferrante is a pen name and nobody knows their identity and people have gone to great lengths for years to try to uncover it against the authors direct wishes. but like… why? who cares??? do they think it’s Batman?

if it wasn’t so evil this would be the funniest email ever written.

she’s so fucking cool dude. reacted how every normal human that’s not a strapped coward in tactical gear would, before showing restraint she would very easily be forgiven for spurning. none of these freaks have an iota of her conviction or strength. so so so dope.

tapping the sign that says “they all gotta go”

humiliating

I helped establish the League Of Depravity And Evil and spent years legally protecting them and their right to be evil and depraved, and I am horrified they would act in such an evil manner. I call for the removal of Mrotak, Demon Prince And Father Of Darkness.

I will not be satisfied until I am able to book an accessibly priced ichthyotherapy session and stick my feet into a tepid tub where Stephen Miller has to tread water while he eats the dead skin off my heels

Ruby picked up one of her dolls and mimicked how we cradle them in our arms and shush and rock them to “sleep” before we lay them in the doll crib, and as she pet the doll she said “ssssaaaaahh”, her version of “soft” that she learned today. not to be annoying but nothing feels like this.

I just still can’t believe that he was a nurse at a veterans hospital with a license to carry. kind of guy they’d put on stage at the RNC if he was morally devoid enough to support the cause.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

they all gotta fucking go. all of em.

checking wordle statistics the last few days really clued me into how many people play games that hate the actual activity of playing games

You there, boy! Did it happen?

butt got ripped off in the airplane toilet and brain came out butt he pretty much pooped his brains out

honestly when the dems lose again in 2028 what are we gonna do. they’re gonna go up there say “I mean look at the other guys? yuck, right?” and continue to smarmily belittle any policy that’d actually get people on their side and they’ll get smacked. you can see it coming literally three years out.

every few months I will realize I can listen to Sade whenever I want and inevitably end up on a deep Sade bender, surfacing five days later crazed and wide eyed and so, so sensual.

perfect for my files

I can’t get past this room in Myst

On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

we don’t post pics of Ruby on any public feeds but this one of her doing Mr Napkin Head with her play silk is probably fine

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

the “posted a lot today” labels you can set up on here are life changing.