That image of Scott and his sandwich is one of my favorite things ever in a comic. Made it my profile banner picture a long time ago and genuinely don’t think I’ll ever change it

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

And for that, I thank them

The thing about Chow Yun-Fat in A Better Tomorrow is that he’s almost impossibly charismatic. A goddamn superstar

The one true sport

Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah. Going Saturday and couldn’t possibly more stoked about it

“Hey, Cordelia. Jeez, you’re like a great, big cat.”

One day it will happen and you will still be here and maybe it won’t solve anything, but you’ll still be here

Just eight months in and practically every media conglomerate is welcoming a fascist dictatorship

Everyone has to be nice to king baby or king baby will continue to do everything king baby was gonna do anyways with zero consequences

Made sausage and pepper sandwiches, Italian potato salad and oven roasted broccolini for dinner. I will be honest, I fucking nailed it, guys

I hope you all read this from me.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

This is who Charlie Kirk was: defector.com/this-is-who-...

i think it’s wild how many people are fine with leaving their children a totally uninhabitable world that’s inevitably pitched in constant bloody conflict over who gets the last resources so they can have copilot email tone rewriting and slop memes of trump as a taco with a drooping fold.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Hello, I didn’t check the delivery address when I ordered some Chipotle delivery just now so if you are in Chicago and would like a chicken burrito go to: The Chicago Hotel Ambassador 1301 N State Pkwy Chicago, IL 60610 It’s at the front desk. Enjoy!

God, I fucking hate my favorite football team

I gotta say I dont think weve done the full cycle in the first game of the season before

The Bears are so lucky they are playing their first game of the season against JJ McCarthy

Oh no. That opening drive by the Bears has me in danger of going full Chicago meatball sports fan

The unfortunate thing about getting a tattoo on my right arm yesterday and getting my Covid and flu shots in my left arm today is that I’m a side sleeper

About to get a new tattoo and I could not possibly be more stoked

Getting a new tattoo Saturday

All time photo here

MCR last night was a top 3 all time show for me. The thought/theatricality put into a huge stadium show like that really came through. The band was so ridiculously good. Billy Corgan coming out to play Bullet with Butterfly Wings w/ them to close the show was damn near a religious experience

What a goddamn show

I am going to scream-sing along to so many songs tomorrow at the MCR show. I do not plan on having a voice on Saturday

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

I really think we need to have some mechanism in place for being able to say, in print and in the media, that a problem with a public figure is that they are insane. Not in a hyperbolic way. RFK Jr is a maniac.

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

Genuinely, if you don’t subscribe to Dropout and don’t watch Game Changer, I cannot properly express to you just how much joy you are missing out on

It’s August 25th and I’m walking the dog while wearing jeans and a flannel. There is not even a little bit of humidity in the air. I’m so happy

We had a pretty nice Sunday

What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is

MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Watching the @criticalrole.bsky.social campaign 4 intro video with my wife and during the cast intro they go “every time I see @aabria.bsky.social I think, ‘that’s a vampire. You can’t tell me she’s not a vampire!’” And I just thought Aabria would really appreciate that

Nation Leery Of Very Odd Little Boy https://theonion.com/nation-leery-of-very-odd-little-boy-1819579644/

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Excited to see this movie for the first time! And Brigitte and I are always super excited to eat some Hoosier Mama! Had their pies at our wedding instead of a cake. We are pie people.

Oh no, should I reread the Krakoa era from the beginning? Oh no

This is literally all of social media at this point. Yes, everything is fucking horrible. I don’t need to be made to feel guilty if I’m not shouting about the horrors every single fucking day while being bombarded by them. Why am I even fucking here?

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

Cubs are done. Sit the majority of your starters and lets the back ups and kids play. No reason to bother sending out your stars who can’t produce to save their lives right now. They are a completely different team post-all star break. I honestly don’t think they’ll even make the playoffs