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I think just a lot of us are unfamiliar with what shrimp look like before they're prepared and cooked

#FathersDay can hold a lot of different feelings for a lot of us. Reading can offer perspective, healing, and celebration. Here are some titles that meet you where you are. #Bookish #LibraryLove #LibraryJoy #Booksky #LibbyApp

Not here for it today.

Me when I'm pretty sure my fitness tracker is undercounting: this sucks, what a piece of junk, how dare you Me when I'm pretty sure my fitness tracker is overcounting: such precision, what marvellous technology, I am a modern Adonis

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF:

If they do this on an agreeable timeline they should get to go on taskmaster

But the trash can picture on the trash can doesn't have a "trash" label. How will they know what it represents

The Toronto Jazz Fest kicked off tonight, and there are awesome bands playing venues all over town for the next while. Get on out! #SoulRebels #NOLAJazz #RexHotel #LiveForLiveMusic

Farewell to the amazing James Burrows.

What a great way to demonstrate the diagonalization proof for Gödel's incompleteness theorem

I've made more than a hundred donations and I hate this

Great new Mr. Sub slogan.

I can't find it anymore but my favorite one of those "Do men even HAVE feelings" meme videos cuts to a dude with a blanket over his head listening to a Horus Heresy audiobook about the Dropsite Massacre

Is there any way at all to be more fundamentally untrustworthy than to digitally corrupt your clients' art without their permission

Listen, I'm not of the opinion that art and culture should be static and never evolve and certainly not of the opinion that we can't benefit from thoughtful updated translations. This, however, is truly senseless.

The point was never to ensure security; it was always to defray responsibility.

Has anyskeet ever been more @sarahdbunting.bsky.social coded

@ryannorth.ca I'm not going over to that Bad Web Site, but you had a thread a few years back where you rated the Microsoft office app icons or logos or something. Do you still have a line on that thread? There's a post from that I would love to share. (Obviously it's the PowerBI one)

watching baseball on sportsnet is like *gambling ad* *truck ad* *patio furniture ad* *gambling ad* "And first pitch coming up after this!" *sports betting ad* *McDonald's ad* *Idris Elba telling me to use AI ad* "First pitch brought to you by Subway!" *Subway ad about the worst dressing imaginable*

Hockey night for subscribers only

In fact you can only post Earth Wind and Fire's "September" on the 22nd of September or afterwards, otherwise they'd have to ask if you remember the 21st night of September of the previous year, right? Am I all alone on this?

The Franchise Wars rage on

Stay tuned for the Bugs Bunny imitation at the end

Is it carbon monoxide

The continued popularity of the Backrooms is just more proof that modern American youth are starved for viable third place options.

The numbers don't lie

He could even fund Path of Exile 2 out of early release so he could get people to pretend he's playing the finished version. The possibilities are endless

Boston cracked the seal in 2004, & it was never properly attended to between 2005 and 2016. Then we lost Bowie & Prince, reawakening the gate once more. And then: the Cubs. Attend to your rituals, children! Seal this portal, & with it cast these rancid vibes to the netherdeep from which they came!

All the new half-assed 90s Corel Draw gradients on the Google app Android icons make them look like the signs on abandoned businesses bleaching in the sun

I was among the people who took GamerGate deadly seriously over a decade ago (thanks to growing up in the 2000s reading Something Awful and 4chan regularly) - and yet, somehow, I feel like I didn’t take it seriously it enough?

The web should be accessible to people with poor internet connections & assistive technologies. As a UX designer, I will absolutely die on this hill.

You will wait longer for [A] trains.

Is correlation causation? In this provocative article, we find that correlation is in fact correlated, and conclude that this means causation.

Never change AI

IT'S REAL. @standard.bsky.social BUILT A FRINKIAC FOR LOWER DECKS. cerritos.ordoliberal.com

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Generative AI creates an environment where basically all the natural predators of Cliff have gone extinct, the Cliff population can explode and choke out all other life.

How fortunate to live in a time in which our phones no longer give us accurate information

guy working behind a tarp, that’s a safety rule. large number of guys on a job site including some who don’t look like they’re working, safety rule. guys waiting til 12:30 on the dot to resume work and not one second before, you guessed it,

apropos of the thing of the day: just about every construction regulation that you personally find to be annoying overkill is in place because somebody had a grisly, avoidable death. they don’t establish regulations ahead of disaster just to be safe. they do it to clean up horrifying messes

Incredible story inside an incredible story.

Before Siskel and Ebert took to the airwaves, Gene Shalit was already there, goofy puns and all, guiding us through the world of New Hollywood movies and blockbusters of the 70s. He was later overshadowed by S&E and others, but was always there, being his quirky, lovable self. One of a kind. RIP

Cool. Love when regulators don't talk to each other. I'm sure AI will solve this

Indy cinema

It's an understandable mistake. Before AI, there was no way to design a shirt.

I see people visiting Toronto for the first time Here for the World Cup Trying to understand the PRESTO system

"Here's the thing: I maxed out your credit card when you explicitly told me not to. I should not have done that."