Edwin Diaz to the IL with 'loose bodies' in his elbow. *BITES TONGUE* #LGM

That's so true--despite being called "fingers," they do rarely seem to fing. Do you want some help staring at them for the next few hours to see if that changes?

Everyone who's NOT at Vis Arts heads to Florida for Spring Break, but it's not a "woohoo" for all in our latest episode, out on all podcast platforms now! #DawsonsCreek againwiththispodcast...#DawsonsCreek

And here we come again on the main feed ;) bleav.com/shows/mark-a...

if the Phillies lose tonight, then the Mets and Phillies will be a combined 2-20 in their last 22 games the Washington Nationals, meanwhile, have scored the most runs of any team in baseball

Good evening. “The Mets” was a sociological study conducted over 65 years. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time.

nooooooooooOOOooOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO no #mets

Et tu Conforto? #MetsSky

"New York's Cutest" 💀

It's the #Dolly64 Final 4 over at #MASTAS; Patreon supporters can hear the ep early (and ad-free) right now www.patreon.com/posts/dolly-...

#caturday at the bean store

It's #EEHG 405, exclusively for Club members! Prime Video's new #AmericanGladiators, a #StarTrekTNG pitch for the Tiny Signature Move Canon, watching Tom Selleck's pre-fame TV commercials, and more! Join the Club for just $5/month to hear it all! extrahotgreat.com/club/

The rally cat would like to renegotiate her contract #metssky

Me…ts?

To clarify: her character's not the heinous one (neither's her performance!)

Okay, I…good night #metsing

This booth is the worst Fuck Marry Kill ever

you had me until "MICRO-"

The Dodgers have figured out the Mets’ kryptonite - having to score runs

It's #EHG 610! #TheAudacity, #MargosGotMoneyProblems, #LoveTedBundy, #Taskmaster S21, a #BobsBurgers Canon pitch, and more! Out on all podcast platforms now! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

Sometimes, I think about a sliding-doors place where believing women is the default, and nobody has a take on whether we came forward "the right way." I don't spend long doing it, though, because it's SO DIFFICULT TO CONCEIVE OF

It is so tiny and SO SO MAD, I love my tiny shelléd son

Truly a full-service historian ("she said, planning to breakfast on Americone Dream")

Why is the Metropolitan Baseball Club still pitching to Freeman, his OPS against us is like 4.452 or something

This thread is a smile

oh for fuck's sake, Mets

...same, film critic

And here's the episode in the main feed! bleav.com/shows/mark-a...

why's Pacey Witter a troop on the right there? why do this many eagles give a shit? why can't even AI figure out why his hair is so fucked up? ...it is pointless to interrogate this chancre

Wow, Vance sucks shit at his job (celebratory)

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Listening to baseball on #caturday

It’s the least of their problems rn but Alvarez’s Britney cut doesn’t work for me #lgm

New for Club members: Let's Watch Shannen Doherty Host #SNL! In the October of her last season on #90210, ShanDo sent up her bad-girl image, tortured Adam Sandler as Denise, and more! Support us at any level to hear us (Dave sitting in for Sarah) discuss it all! againwiththispodcast...#SNL!

MacFadyen's lane, Snack-tician Donna Martin, and more!

hahahaha [sob] also, this needs to be a diagnostic code on the pet-insurance site's dropdown; 8 times out of 10 it's "leg/paw: drama king"

🙋‍♂️ I think it would be better if the president did not post snuff films

Mets believe "bunting is a useful skill," per Gelbs. Mets are wrong #SNY

It's #EHG 609 with Alison Herman! #TheTestaments, #Hacks S05, #TheTruthAndTragedyOfMoriahWilson, #StarWarsMaulShadowLord, #DTFStLouis, a #HeatedRivalry Canon pitch, and more! Out on all podcast platforms now! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

Today In 1974: Atlanta #Braves legend Henry Aaron hits career HR #715, passing Babe Ruth to become the new all-time career home run leader! Classic call from Vin Scully! #MLB #Baseball #History #Inspiration

Kinda loved hearing Randazzo on this call (but: only Soler threw anything, López serving "Apollo in a Rocky III montage" defense here)

fucken Barves

On a happier note: Mauriciooooooooooo #lgm

He’s so fucking exhausting.

Didn't have a dog (as it were) in this championship hunt but Cadeau getting MVP is iiiiit -- congrats Wolverines!

Man do I owe Adam a huge muffin basket for stepping into the Joey, Saint Of Song And Story era

If Augusta GA and Jacksonville got in a fight and both died, I would not be that sad

Happy #caturday from this Loo-natic