We've had ONE pandemic, yes, but what about a second pandemic?

I can hate two people finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...

Which is the backwards country now, United States?

It's a loon rising up and spreading its wings like it is about to FUCK YOU UP. Anyway here's a video of the loon! It included sound effects. bsky.app/profile/melr...

It's very painful to me to see so many people speaking ill of Rudy Giuliani. Don't they know they're jinxing it?

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

👇👇

Imagine being such an unlikable person that the Secret Service rescues your Vice President, the charmless JD Vance, before bothering to get you out of harm's way at the WHCA Dinner.

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

Trump couldn’t walk off the field under his own power. According to our resident NFL medical expert, this likely means he’s suffering from CTE (Corrupt Tyrant Experience)

So the secret service can be bested by a Naruto run?

Hearing the head of the WHCA—who just days ago participated in a Paramount dinner “honoring” Trump— say tonight that the First Amendment is “fragile” because of a random shooter rather than because of the president sitting next to her on the podium is, I guess, exactly as pathetic as you’d expect.

The motorcade driver keeps accelerating a little bit every time JD Vance tries to get in and leave

Secret Service:

IG’ing a mass shooting for follows and likes. Peak DC.

This is like the 10th or 11th Reichstag fire that doomers on bluesky have declared

You can’t keep doing the fake shooting angle. You’re gonna kill the territory.

This could accurately apply to so many things right now.

“As a 4/25 survivor, I will not listen to criticism of my work as a journalist. We put our lives on the line to write these stories”

“other than that, how was the play?” “pretty good, I went back”

I'm at the Comedy Roast. I'm at the Reichstag Fire. I'm at the Combination Comedy Roast and Reichstag Fire.

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Trump has posted "LET THE SHOW GO ON" in relation to getting back on stage and I repeat: even if this is all real, it's fake.

White House press secretary: "shots will be fired."

Wait what

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

oh do news reporters know what it's like to be a public school teacher now

So there was either a shooting at the WHCD, or loud noises, and the shooter is either dead or in custody or neither, and the dinner is either resuming or evacuating. Got it.

I’m going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

So lemme get this straight: the leader of a country, with multiple wives, tearing apart the country for his own ends, is now feuding with the Pope...

The Pope lifts his voice as part of a higher calling - one centered on peace and the preservation of human life.

Pope brings the heat.

Ranking JDs 1. Souther 2. Martinez 3. Drew 4. Byrider 5. Jack Daniels 6. Juris Doctors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vance

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

I'm moonscrolling

The rehabilitation of the luddites is a beautiful thing

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):