guys guys guys! My band is in a competition to be in @rollingstone.com and play at the Global Citizen Festival! We are also planning on giving half our prize earnings to families in Gaza 🇵🇸 If you can share this post or vote for us to help us win it would be much appreciated! #music #indiemusic

🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keepe on daunsinge, Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo] 🎶

i just refilled my meds after not having them for a hot minute and they gave me a whole 90 day supply instead of the usual 30. they’re done with my shit

I have an alibi, your honor. I was dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

instead of an angel and devil on my shoulder, i have my mom and dad.

bring back dropping to your knees dramatically and screaming when you’re sad. crying is boring and overrated.

it should be less cringe to vent on social media. bring that shit back.

Touching grass is not enough I need to run from a bee

MTG to be investigated for insider trading. SMITE!!

i’d probably be in way less pain and way less tired if i treated myself like someone with a chronic illness instead of just pretending i don’t have it and then being shocked when it comes back to bite me in the ass

me when i experience the symptoms of the disorder i was diagnosed with:

Never fails

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

Waltz figuring out how this happened like

Heres a paywall-free link! archive.is/T4RTF

BORN NO MOUTH / FORCED TO SCREAM

I was afraid of this

me after going on a multi-state crime spree then fleeing to another country to start anew

the dichotomy of man

Bryce Canyon National Park 🇺🇲

The squid comedian hadde the audience kraken uppe.

every time someone posts online about being unvaccinated my antifa buddies and i track them down and vaccinate them in their sleep

Los Angeles peeps—spread the word about ICE. We won’t know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.

my core strength resembles that of a turtle flipped on its shell

every town should have a single giant irradiated bug to use for festivals or during harvest or to punish criminals

Living my scene dreams 🌈✨

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

💔 🩷 Our music video for Hard Feelings is OUT NOW!!! We are so proud 🥲 youtu.be/c_bIlCSHpwU?... @hotboytaylor.bsky.social and @elodie-odie.bsky.social for all you guys do :) love yall #newsong #punk #pop #indie #music #musicvideo

Please go check this out!!! It’s an amazing song and so much love was put into it!! It’s such a fun song and the people who made it (I totally don’t know them at all), are so awesome and incredible and iconic. Go check it out!!

Sitting here with two bonafide pieces of hog shit.

NGC-346 Image Credit JWST (NIRCam) Constellation Tucana Discovered 1826 James Dunthrop Distance 200,000 light years "Reveals the presence of mayny more building blocks than previously expected, not only for stars but also for planets". Space Telescope Science Institute Office Of Public Outreach

getting closer to the source of all online conflict

Everyone needs to know this… The Trump administration is gearing up to restart immigrant family detention—ICE is already inviting private prison companies to bid on contracts. Say it plain: This means profit from family detention, and US citizens in mixed status families will be caught in it too.

Last night Elon Musk moved to kill the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. His team is now inside, and he posted “CFPB RIP 🪦” on X. This agency has saved Americans billions. DOGE isn’t about cutting waste—it’s about dismantling the government so Musk and his billionaire friends can take control.

Racist Trump is going to the Super Bowl & the NFL is removing the END RACISM message at the end zone. The lettering was added back in 2020, in the aftermath of the murder of George Floyd and the nationwide protests that followed.

#lgbtq+ 🙏🏼

John Crap, inventor of original CRAP® brand crap

Elon Musk belongs behind bars—along with these clowns. When the time comes, I’m backing a president who gives zero f*cks about “looking partisan.” Someone who’ll do what’s right, appoint an AG with a spine, and restore justice—no matter what it takes or how it looks.

🧵Welcome to the Sunlight Hate Club! Anthony Altick, MO/LA Charles Anthony Wilder, NJ Patrick Landon, IL Zane Fenton Morris, FL Ryan Michael Roberson, OH Neo-Nazis from November 16 in Columbus, Ohio 1/ #BaitClub

Police tried to protect a small group of armed neo-Nazis from angry community members today on a freeway overpass in #Ohio, people managed to push through police as the Nazis escaped in a box truck. Young people then set fire to a stolen Nazi flag.

School districts in TX are sending out notices to parents letting them know that ICE is boarding school buses and might take their kids if they don’t have a birth certificate with them. And yet I was told that this election wasn’t life or death and that there’d always be another one.

Two notable figures in our collections are Fanny and Stella, known by their legal names Park and Boulton. Although the pair performed theatrically as 'female impersonators,' Stella in particular also privately lived as a woman w/ her husband 🧵1/6 #lgbthm #lgbt #archives #transhistory #trans #lgbtq+

It’s OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth

i don’t want to alarm anyone but it’s looking possible that the vibes may be (and sorry for using technical terminology it’s just that precision is important here) fucked