Bob’s Burgers is an underrated show.

it's that time of decade again

trump gave everybody tacit permission to stop hiding the worst parts of themselves. then a multiyear, global pandemic forced us all into extended isolation, and a whole bunch of people decided they were happier just being feral and wouldn't go back.

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Say what you will about social media, but there was no other point in history where you got to read thousands of people trying to explain Catholicism directly to the Pope

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

that story is repulsive but you needn’t waste your brainpower envying that vanity fair reporter the things she got behaving abhorrently with a disgusting man. i wouldn’t have an affair with RFK jr to secure the journalistic bag and you wouldn’t either. look at him. he looks like he cums battery acid

Soft launching a baby makes me think she's tossing it underhand onto a pile of pillows

If the rule was being applied unilaterally that would be one thing. But as with every other aspect of our society, the right wingers get a pass.

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

I’m back. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein

this is viscerally gross, but there's a silver lining: at some point, an extremely dumb chomo is going to try using this line of argument in court, and they're going to learn the hard way that you can't just piss on a judge's head and tell them it's raining the way you can with an access journalist.

College is better hold tight

I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

MLB needs to relese the Eckstein files. We need to know how a guy that short played for so long. And, how is a guy with that name not Jewish? And who are the two voters that voted for him to be in the Hall of Fame?!? TRANSPARENCY NOW!

In the past, getting rid of the penny was halted in part because lobbyists for zinc producers put the kibosh on it. Now, with Trump just decreeing its end, why aren't the zinc producer(s) suing? I really don't care about this -- I want the penny gone too -- but were they bought off or something?

I appreciate when the SAVE THE MUSEUM folks say what they really mean

Brett Favre has a micropenis and Swiss cheese where his brain should be. His road-trip hotel roommate's career was ended when he (Chmura) raped a teenager. And that's before you get into the millions of dollars he (Favre) stole.

Meanwhile, on X

The Epstein emails are like that bit in the Boondocks where R Kelly is listing off his personal info while committing a sex crime on tape.

I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.

the reason you are all confused by how poorly written all of these emails are is that all of you have, at some point, had a boss who would have fired you for grammar and punctuation this poor, none of these people ever did

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

What a cool sports show!

high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms." child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"

hello michael wolf,f ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing

“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"

It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.

There's an entire generation of sports fans who grew up idolizing ESPN so much that it was literally their No. 1 dream in 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 to work there one day - a dream no young sports fan will ever have anymore because they're gonna grow up viewing it as the sports equivalent of Fox News.

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin. What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?

I love this.

The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.

Yes let's put these things on the 10 and the 405. Waymo sucks and they're nothing more than surveillance cop cars posing as taxis that run over bodega cats

donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

bold claim, i know, but it is an unequivocally good thing that we're not going to let this woman practice law

Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year

I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here

There's no way of knowing what the future would have brought, but Clase was on a HOF pace as a closer. 3 of his 6 seasons were absolutely elite! He's only 27 years old. Now, he might end up in prison. Normalizing sports betting is ruining a lot of lives, including for some athletes.

"I have trained my whole life in the battlefield of crisis" - me, when the cats are trying to destroy my office chair

The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.

the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem

nudging the barn door half-closed after the horses all ran away.

Repost with an iconic fictional band