I won't say Iran is over covered. I will say that Lebanon is undercover. Bernie is right.

Deeply jealous of the Artemis crew, who are currently further away from Nigel Farage, Andrew Tate, Lucy Connolly, Lee Anderson and Ann Widdecombe than any human has ever been.

A sure sign of a genuinely good-hearted person is that whenever they do something positive, they brag about it on social media while slagging off immigrants.

This is a good thread

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

Idiot Donald Trump to allies *before* he realized that Iran might block the Strait of Hormuz, which would drive up gas prices and drive down his polls: “We don’t need your stupid help, losers!” Idiot Donald Trump to allies *after* Iran does exactly that a week later: “HELP! HELP! HELP!!!”

This is some Final Destination stuff right here

Ed Miliband must step in and bar Tesla from holding an energy licence. Elon Musk is a threat to our national security and clearly not a fit person to operate in our energy industry. We can’t have the lights go out because he’s having a strop on X.

Had a walk along the prom & met some hells angels.

Cartoon from Der Spiegel shows the world as seen by Trump.

WANTED: Morons, racists, fuckwits, criminals, bigots and numbskulls to stand as Reform UK candidates. Total ignorance of local authorities preferred and we promise not to check your social media history!

The transatlantic relationship is dysfunctional, and will be until Trumpism is gone. Time for the UK to embrace a European future. Time to set course to rejoin the EU! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.

Bee Bee Netanyahu

We may not have won in Gorton and Denton, but Matt Goodwin deserves credit for fooling 10,000 gullible fuckwits into voting for someone who doesn’t give a shit about them.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

👇 This 💯 %

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” -James Baldwin

Rapid daylight gains. Every day we’re gaining 3 minutes 52 seconds of daylight in London and therefore ~28 minutes every week. Not far away from max rate which is 3 minutes 58 seconds through mid March.

Just going to leave this here

Very good from @verybrexitproblems.bsky.social

"You should never overestimate the extent to which the BBC changed this country by giving endless airtime to Nigel Farage, other far right extremists and the Tufton Street junktanks, while shutting out progressive voices." – George Monbiot

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Europe finally stood up to Trump - but it can only do so together. That’s why we need closer relations with the EU. https://fortune.com/2026/01/25/how-europe-learned-to-say-no-to-trump-greenland-davos/

FAFO!

Oh no, we were uninvited to the Despots Bribing Despots Bribe Committee for Despots.

Too true.

Carney at Davos: "And this aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable, as the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself." Trump at Davos:

Trump: <mixes up Greenland and Iceland> US Army: Sir, yes, sir! Result:

Top drawer! 😂

Exactly this ⬇️

Robert Jenrick helpfully lists all the things he didn't do during his 10 years in government.

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

"No Kings" in bright lights above the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland

Twat

If you can’t admit Trump is a dangerous, lunatic moron, you’re part of the problem. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/now-is-the-t...

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

Since the head of *compliance* at the deepfake and child porn website is an English barrister with a license to practice, perhaps people should contact the Bar Standards Board to report their concerns using this handy link: www.barstandardsboard.org.uk/ask-us-a-que...

The 3rd Tate brother

Remember when Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump’s lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, wrote an op-ed trying to justify having sex with kids? Seems relevant now.

still my favorite christmas post

Tommy Robinson gets embarrassed in Dubai. It's so funny, he gets banged to rights.

Fortunately David Lammy you have the chance to vote for a customs union by backing our bill next week. See you in the Aye lobby?