FumblyPrimate
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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle. Occasionally NSFW He/him
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Adam Sharp
about 20 hours ago
A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to โfor fuckโs sakeโ) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means โI shit on everything that can be shitted on.โ I guess you could also translate it as โI shit upon all that is shittable.โ
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Coach Finstock
about 14 hours ago
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Chris Farnell
2 days ago
In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.
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David Thomas Moore
7 months ago
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Hereโs one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]
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WeRateDogs
1 day ago
This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)
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root@eruditorum.ลrg
5 days ago
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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Rhydian
1 day ago
This is beautiful. A wonderful tribute to an incredible person
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan
2 days ago
Side note for Death: could you go for some absolute shitheads for a while please? Leave us with some of the good ones for a bit longer, please.
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Alex von Tunzelmann
2 days ago
This is devastating. Itโs hard to absorb such an awful end to such an extraordinary, creative and generous life.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
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Director and actor Rob Reiner found dead at home with wife Michele Singer Reiner
Authorities investigating โapparent homicideโ after 78-year-old director of Stand By Me and The Princess Bride was discovered dead at LA home with wife
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/15/rob-reiner-director-harry-met-sally-found-dead-with-wife-michele-singer-reiner?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Glennyrodge
2 days ago
Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.
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Birdie ๐ฆฉ
4 days ago
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Jennifer Wright
4 days ago
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Sunset Bird
4 days ago
Give a cannibal a billionaire and he will eat for a day (or more depending on size of billionaire). Teach a cannibal how to find billionaires and you will have the premise for a solid B movie.
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Allison Tanenhaus
almost 12 years ago
Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.
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Anon Opin
4 days ago
Look, you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people, including the UK government, seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society.
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Satan
4 days ago
I used to think pandas were my spirit animal, but I'm starting to love this raccoon
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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โHeโs living his best lifeโ: drunk raccoon hit DMV for snacks before liquor store
Officials say raccoon that broke into Virginia liquor store on 29 November had previously hit DMV and karate studio
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/13/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-dmv
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Random internal monologue. If I were a hitman Iโd place one of these on their pillow. โThe mark of death is upon youโ๐๐ฌ Welcome to my world.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
4 days ago
Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
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Starcross Stories
4 days ago
This is so depressing
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LouYou
5 days ago
This is a thing of beauty
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Good morning. Superb. Loving it. Asleep at 12:30, awake at 3:30. Best part of day. Yayโฆ.
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Grace
6 days ago
What is the charge? Posting a meme? A succulent shitposting meme?
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Maggy Xmas ๐
6 days ago
www.theguardian.com/news/2025/de...
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โThe 0.001%โ: a quick visual breakdown of the worldโs wealthiest people
About 56,000 people control three times as much wealth as half of humanity. Hereโs one way to illustrate that
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2025/dec/10/visual-breakdown-worlds-wealthiest-people?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwZnRzaAOnShhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEe9jp_MxiMfmEzgwRYxUcL0rKQ9K8s0AyRbETXR7Fb-MihF83DhmRpi-RHe9k_aem_jxLMXhktNhaKrpAbf_1ACw&brid=oxyCHLZ3QrMQHzZgW6PlcA#Echobox=1765372198
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Sam Freedman
9 days ago
The number of global deaths of children under-5 is projected to increase this year (from 4.6m to 4.8m) for the first time this century. (FT) The price of aid cuts.
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Felicity Christmas-Lag xx ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
9 days ago
The Dutch version of Stranger Things is Stronger Thongs
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WeRateDogs
9 days ago
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
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In Otter News
10 days ago
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paulpro
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onion person
10 days ago
this has become a very important video to me
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Little Dumber Boy
11 days ago
At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
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amy brown
11 days ago
youโre never going to believe this. the woke leftโs depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me theyโre planning to make the yuletide gay
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Uncle Duke
11 days ago
"Say it!" "No!" "Say it, Hans." "My name's not Hans!" "I WILL drop you." โFine, okay, you win!โ โI need to hear you say it.โ "Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
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Feliz cumpleaรฑos, hombre๐
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Von Hitchofen โขโผโโ ๐ฉ๐น๐ฌ
11 days ago
โAnd what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!โ
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Rick
12 days ago
That's right, show him your hoop
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Bryan Blessed Virgin Birth
12 days ago
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
14 days ago
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They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse/Istanbul (Jay Leno - HQ 60fps)
YouTube video by peter
https://youtu.be/2FkcdEfHh-c?si=9iRbIN2BFLHsO-9e
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Lawrence Miles
14 days ago
You say "AI assistant". I say "uncanny valet".
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WeRateDogs
15 days ago
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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Raccoons Hourly
15 days ago
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๐ต Harv the Herald Angels ๐ต
15 days ago
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Chain Bear
16 days ago
Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
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Tits McGee
16 days ago
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WeRateDogs
16 days ago
This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)
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Al Kennedy
16 days ago
I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk
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dr. hazel ๐
17 days ago
โ๐ซ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช ๐๐๐ฏ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐๐๐ฏ ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ข, ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ข ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ถ ๐๐ฌ๐ฆ
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Midge
17 days ago
if youโre cold theyโre cold let your demons in
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Anni Jyn
5 months ago
switched it up
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Marsh Davies
17 days ago
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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