A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to “for fuck’s sake”) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means “I shit on everything that can be shitted on.” I guess you could also translate it as “I shit upon all that is shittable.”

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In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.

As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson. Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa! [BIG ASS THREAD]

This is Deejay. He wanted to offer you a big nose and tiny tongue during this trying time. 14/10 (IG: deejayelgolden)

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

This is beautiful. A wonderful tribute to an incredible person

Side note for Death: could you go for some absolute shitheads for a while please? Leave us with some of the good ones for a bit longer, please.

This is devastating. It’s hard to absorb such an awful end to such an extraordinary, creative and generous life. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...

Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Give a cannibal a billionaire and he will eat for a day (or more depending on size of billionaire). Teach a cannibal how to find billionaires and you will have the premise for a solid B movie.

Does anybody have cardboard boxes to spare? I'm helping my dad move and he luvs 2 breakdance.

Look, you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people, including the UK government, seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society.

I used to think pandas were my spirit animal, but I'm starting to love this raccoon www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Random internal monologue. If I were a hitman I’d place one of these on their pillow. “The mark of death is upon you”💀😬 Welcome to my world.

Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.

This is so depressing

This is a thing of beauty

Good morning. Superb. Loving it. Asleep at 12:30, awake at 3:30. Best part of day. Yay….

What is the charge? Posting a meme? A succulent shitposting meme?

The number of global deaths of children under-5 is projected to increase this year (from 4.6m to 4.8m) for the first time this century. (FT) The price of aid cuts.

The Dutch version of Stranger Things is Stronger Thongs

This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)

this has become a very important video to me

At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.

you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay

"Say it!" "No!" "Say it, Hans." "My name's not Hans!" "I WILL drop you." “Fine, okay, you win!” “I need to hear you say it.” "Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"

@ptfeperson.bsky.social Feliz cumpleaños, hombre😁

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

That's right, show him your hoop

You say "AI assistant". I say "uncanny valet".

This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)

Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.

This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)

I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

switched it up

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.