This week’s blog post and I’m matching the furniture. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/12/13/m...

This week’s blog post and I’m matching the furniture. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/12/13/m...

Random internal monologue. If I were a hitman I’d place one of these on their pillow. “The mark of death is upon you”💀😬 Welcome to my world.

“they are gingerbread men!!!” Oh, yeah? Then where’s their ginger nuts?

This weekend’s blog post and a new outfit …. I’m a sucker for a sale item 😊 focusedandfilthy.com/2025/12/07/b...

This should be a new wing of the National Gallery

At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.

even if you have to work over the weekend, hope you find a way to make it enjoyable

To be clear, the image on this audio is a generic archive one. The #OSA has put paid to the idea of me embedding Missy's. Visit @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social's site to see them (if you're browsing from outside UK). Direct link to one of the gorgeous shots: focusedandfilthy.com/2019/04/28/b...

Friday is new #AudioPorn day and this one is extra special - @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social describes in beautiful detail photographing a friend naked, then having exquisite sex with her. PLUS if you click the links you can see the actual photos! 😍 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/black-r...

“…and so now you’ve met everyone in the polycule!”

Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.

Idek if this was an *actual* bot script or whether the OP wrote it but reminds me of this old tweet which made me actually cackle

I’ve just read the plot to the family. I can see the phrases “Do your globes lack wet?” “Christmas attacks soon” “Gift-wrapped in eggnog” Are going to feature heavily this month.

switched it up

can I growl “biiiiiiiiiig stretch” in your ear while you sink down on it for the first time or do you hate me?

NEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-... With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this. And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.

Tune. youtu.be/DZE6CMm_I8Y?...

This week’s blog and a little tale about it too. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/29/u...

This week’s blog and a little tale about it too. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/29/u...

Not long left to join the Patreon if you want to receive a Christmas card: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-ch... If you do it before this weekend you can also join the live hangout on Sunday evening: www.patreon.com/posts/come-h...

Uncomfortable

Oh, we have been☺️

This weekend’s blog post and a little glimpse. I do love hotel mirrors. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/15/h...

This weekend’s blog post and a little glimpse. I do love hotel mirrors. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/15/h...

Re-sharing because I was talking to mates recently about this issue and one was surprised by how common it is. So FYI, it's actually pretty common to not be able to ejaculate during sex. If this is you, you are not 'weird' or 'wrong' or 'broken'. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/delayed...

I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips. What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else. Here are five of mine. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest... Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

This week’s #Blog post focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/09/l...

old mcdonald is a nonexistent figment generated by a large language model, A I A I Oh

As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem

This is incredible

You whisper, "Be a good girl tonight" and every hair on my body stands up. Because I know what's coming. #littlestories

This week’s #Blog post focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/09/l...

It is better to light a candle than to curse the shitting fuckwank cunting darkness.

"In a world where trans people already face exclusion on so many levels, such acts of solidarity and allyship are a beautiful reminder that division and exclusion are always a choice we can do our best to reject." metro.co.uk/2025/11/07/c...

I wrote a sexy thing about some photos I took and posted and then read the sexy thing. Those on Patreon get the first listen!

This time in '23... a trilogy of fuck stories from the past which hopefully will show you why – if you enjoy catching glimpses of you/your partners looking at your absolute fuckiest – you should have mirrors in your bedroom too. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mirrors...

Kinktober2025 🎃 (All drawings) Link in comments

"It’s more than possible the answer to ‘why aren’t we compatible’ is flashing bright neon signs that you just aren’t actually looking at." NEW blog: why did I get rejected? #Dating #DatingAdvice www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-g...

For those of you who are in the U.K. and struggling with my blog here’s this weekend’s blog post picture ‘Caught between two places’

This time last year I published one for the #feet fans among you. And honestly, fuck this was so hot. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cover-m...#feet(it's up for the vote in this month's Patreon poll so if you wanna hear it as audio come to Pat and choose it!)

"You only get one opportunity to kiss somebody for the very first time." NEW blog, on why I don't fuck on the first date. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-dont-... Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social 😍 #dating #sex

Married her yesterday.

For those of you who are in the U.K. and struggling with my blog here’s this weekend’s blog post picture ‘Caught between two places’

Definitely know this feeling and feel like I’ve been there for a long time but slowly coming out the other side. Things get clearer and better! Lovely & inspirational as always Miss!

This weekend’s blog post. focusedandfilthy.com/2025/11/01/c...

Haven’t worn my dungarees for a while and especially not with a small what I call Winnie the Pooh T-shirt and it was pointed out to me that you can just see the top of my tattoo in my little pooh corner 🤣

"As I rested my head on his chest I whispered maybe we should go for the double birthday hat trick and his cock twitched again inside me" #ICYMI stunning NEW #audioPorn by @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social#ICYMI