This bed is huge.

TIL that i am too short to get easily in and out of a range rover.

These images are delicious. Definitely floats my boat. ❤️ @bibulous1.bsky.social

Yesterday, I did my first band assisted pull ups. I am very proud of myself. First time that I have ever tried them.

My ducks are not in a row. My ducks are best mates with chaos squirrels and are at rave with space hoppers and pogo sticks.

As invitations go, this is a good one:: “Make me so that the only thing that exists is you and what you are doing to me.”

I love summer. A backless sundress and a ponytail that is the perfect length to swish with every step.

Starting to see some pre-mania danger signs. Fuck. Time to buckle down.

I want to be over his knee.

Work related nightmare two nights I a row. Not great.

Note to self: Going shopping for gym shorts whilst excessively horny leads to very tiny purchases.

I behaved myself even when the fitness instructor said to "go for a reach around."

Turns out that walking round a shop with a pair of socks in your hand makea peolle think you might be weird.

Repost with 4 random facts about me. - I am strong - I have performed on stage at the Royal Festival Halls despite not being able to sing - I can't eat kidney beans - My brain is creative.

I have just heard a comment about a colleague that has made me chortle. "He is so far under his arse that he is trying to cosplay as a table."

I am back from a holiday with a wonderful lover. There are so many amazing moments from our time together. I am going to try to capture a few in words. On the first day, we didnt even get undressed before he had made me come many different ways. I definitely know that Iook good in those little

Back to the gym.

Yesterday was an unusual experience. I got stopped and body searched at the airport. No idea why. The only thing that beeped was my bra. Maybe I have dangerous boobs.

Love it when security compliments me on my tattoos.

Back from the gym. I ached as I started today. No gym for the next 5 days. Longest break that I have had from exercise in months.

There is a downside to sharing a house with someone who gets up at 4.30ish am. When they are away, the cat still expects breakfast between 4.30 and 5.

In today's updates on the chaos of my life, I have lost weight and as a result, my knickers spent the day trying to fall down.

Today is a bad pain day. And a stressful work day. Challenging meetings ahead. I just want to curl up.

Tuesday... #TittyTuesday

Got to give even more gratitude to my PT for calling out my self blame when it crept in today.

Why yes, I am researching sword yoga exercise.

I have the most beautiful new leather jacket today. I cannot believe how lucky I am.

Bedtime spanking and orgasm. 10/10 would do again.

Work is not a great experience currently. I can't remember when it last was. I am being proactive for my happiness. I have started a new conversation with my tattoo artist.

I am not in the mood for today.

Anyone volunteering to massage me thoroughly?

Why is it always a man?

Looking strong first thing in the morning. 🔥

There are few things better in this world than your friend poking your arse late at night.

My PT has an incredible variety of ways to make me suffer*. *I love the way working at the edge makes me feel.

I have just had an unusual experience. I agreed to be filmed for my entire pilates session today.

I could not work out why my side is hurting until I remembered falling off the wobble board earlier. Ouch.

Heart hurting today.

Bought a wobble board. Stood on a wobble board. Fell off the wobble board. Working on my balance is gonna be hard. Ouch. Impressive fall.

Happy Bank Holiday Bum Day. I love this image. Surprisingly so. #BankHolidayBumDay

Happy Bank Holiday Bum Day. I love this image. Surprisingly so. #BankHolidayBumDay

CN: Impact play. Spanked over his knee to orgasm. Then, whilst in a puddle of orgasmic high, he deftly strapped the thigh cuffs on, followed by wrist cuffs and then spanked me more. 🔥

Lost my earbuds today. Got frustrated so grabbed a different pair. Later needed to go into a meeting and I don't have a pocket. I went to tuck this pair into my bra to then discover that the original set were already there. What have uou tucked into your bra and forgotten about?

Yesterday, I found out just how ridiculously awful my balance is. I am not sure how I have made it to adulthood.

A glimpse from this morning.

I hate veggie day at work. It is like playing Russian roulette as they seem to love to sneak kidney beans in to the food.

Feeling wobbly today. Both emotionally and physically. Got so nauseous in my PT session yhat I had to finish early. I didnt like that. I was really enjoying myself.

Off to the piercer today to get the most recent two downsized. I am very very tempted to get something else done while I am there. I wonder what to get...

Do I have a praise kink? Maybe. But maybe not. I do know that I have to trust people first before I can accept praise. When that happens, praise is so powerful.