Illustration by LeRoy from the book, Nunnery Tales by T.N.R (1935?)

Winter's fine, I guess. But I prefer a summer's day at the beach, watching the corporeal parade pass by. Hair, flesh, tan lines, scars. The promise of what's to come, the sag of what once was. The splendor of an elbow. The too-honest bulge. A swimsuit's escaping tag. #vss365 (SPLENDOR) #erotica

Anticipation is always the hardest part. The build-up. The wait. She can kneel by the door until her legs burn, but not knowing what her punishment will be gets into her head. She thinks of pain and pleasure, knowing he won't neglect one for the other. A car goes by outside. #sveros (CAR) #erotica

Your wet cunt greets me like a screen door left open. "Wipe your feet. Come in!" #HaikuLust (GREET) #haiku #erotica

let's pass on cold play ease in warm find my pocket just don't mock my socks #haikufeels (EASE) #haiku #erotica

"March" from an 1894 calendar credited to artist Fredillo

Alex and Becca's annual faculty soirees were not for the timid. There were always sober political arguments in the living room, drunken philosophy and art in the kitchen, and more than a little bones jumping going on in the basement den. That's where I met Prof. Heidi Gill. #vss365 (TIMID) #erotica

march's melting snow example set you trickle thaw our relations #haikufeels (MARCH) #haiku #erotica

she asks me to watch but my hands forget themselves now who's watching who #HaikuLust (WATCH) #haiku #erotica

And that was about as much posting through the shitshow as I could do. Time to step away from things for 10 hours or so. Stay good, people.

Vintage porn, early 1900s

You watched me get dressed in this room, not three hours ago. Then you watched as this other man undressed me, unwrapping his gift. My gift. Your gift. Now, you sit watching my face as he fucks me. You smile. A tiny nod. I close my eyes, pull my knees back, and let it all go. #W1PP (WRAP) #erotica

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not from thrill but need remove our wrappings in pairs crash and sometimes burn #haikufeels (CRASH) #haiku #erotica

crickets in the yard he's eating ass al fresco she stands hands on knees #HaikuLust (YARD) #haiku #erotica

Maybe there's an "Inception"-ish kink where people are actually into being shamed about their kink... repeat. www.askmen.com/sex/sex_tips...

Admiration (c. 1899) by Czech painter Frantisek Kupka

Four months until sleepaway camp. Until then, we fuck like sneak thieves: me the cat burglar creeping into bed after THE TEEN is asleep, finding you under the covers in a pocket of warmth, sleepy and soft-lipped. The bed creaks for the three of us. I cum, and all is still. #sveros (SLEEPY) #erotica

all legs akimbo it settles where it's needed like returning home #haikufeels (SETTLE) #haiku #erotica

more than a mouthful slip the head inside my cheek contented chipmunk #HaikuLust (SLIP) #haiku #erotica

For no particular reason.

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There are so many ropes that I've almost stopped paying attention. I'm folded and splayed, with parts of me pulled this way and that. The one thing I am aware of is the anal hook. The metal is cold. The air inside my gaping rectum is cold. He makes another knot and pulls. #sveros (ALMOST) #erotica

Is it wrong to come home from having my teeth cleaned and immediately make a pot of coffee? (Just say, "No." It's already happened; you can't save me now.)

cluster thunderstruck this storm what didn't go wrong rain hail zipper stuck #haikufeels (CLUSTER) #haiku #erotica

state of our union at present doggy style on four knees applause #HaikuLust (UNION) #haiku #erotica

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Vintage porn, early 20th century

back then, what I had in mind for the flush of middle age was a gradual ascent, a spiral climbed slow and steady, blooming in my prime, aloft in the clouds like a raptor, like an escaped balloon giddy on my own helium. what contingencies? down draft, pin prick... storm. #SenseWrds n.189

Tonight, I'm both body and rope, desire and object, material and tool. So, wrap me neat, and pull me tight. Dent this skin, and pinch this waiting flesh. Hoist me. Haul me. Splay me wide, and crack me open to display. Let me be bound, self-bending to show my tender self. #W1PP (WRAP) #erotica

"Do it. I won't repeat myself." I consider my options. I have one more bit of sass left in me. Maybe I should save that for later? So, that leaves me with my safe word or silent compliance. The floor is cold on my cheek and shoulders. I reach back and spread my cheeks. #sveros (SILENT) #erotica

kept my answer short: "all about the fingering." what was the question? #haikufeels (ANSWER) #haiku #erotica

imagine their face contrail drifts across blue sky smile they close their eyes #HaikuLust (DRIFT) #haiku #erotica

George Grosz, Mann und Frau (1926)

no map to your heart touching these untaken roads new destination #haikufeels (MAP) #haiku #erotica

snow on window frame strip of hair your razor missed tickles thigh to cheek #HaikuLust (FRAME) #haiku #erotica

It isn't crucial for a sex party to have a hostess as gracious as Emma, but it's absolutely a perk. It sets a tone. Emma found LEDs that made the bowls of condoms and bottles of lube glow red. She gushed about what we wore. She made intros. She flogged and pulled a train. #sveros (HOSTESS) #erotica

rock above the waves fingers in each other's shorts just the seagull sees #haikufeels (ROCK) #haiku #erotica

inches safe inside she grabs the base shakes the pole makes a vibe of me #HaikuLust (INCH) #haiku #erotica

Monday + Blizzard = Rude

Window cleaning Illustration by Peter van Straaten, from Lust (2006)

once around the park you let my mittens beneath purple puffer coat ❄️❄️❄️ #haikufeels (PARK) #haiku #erotica

over her shoulder he catches my eye amused as we both push in #HaikuLust (AMUSE) #haiku #erotica

But I don't want 12 to 18 inches of heavy snow and 50 mph wind gusts. I hereby exercise my veto power.

Excerpt from the story "Daisy Chain" which appeared in my first short story collection, "Feeding the Two-Backed Beast." #voyeurism

The Love Potion (1868) - Mihály Zichy (1827–1906) #academicism

I did not request at Nor'easter. I don't need a blizzard. I surrender. ❄️❄️😵

She digs her nails into my ass and makes a request. "Enough of this Silent Bob shit. Use your voice when you're in me." I can't be mad. She's right. I catch her eye and open my mouth on the next slow in-stroke. No words at first. But a long, happy groan still says a lot. #W1PP (VOICE) #erotica

jelly jam preserves I catch her in the pantry finger in the pie #haikufeels (JAM) #haiku #erotica

don't know what those are porn star tattoos distract us now we're foreplay blocked #HaikuLust (TATTOO) #haiku #erotica