fic: all night, like a live wire (aka good boy nyx finalfinal) cor/nyx #ffxv nyx is already injured from one mission but then cor appears, dragging him out on another. a broken body and uncooperative magic leave him a mess but cor's there, gruff and reassuring archiveofourown.org/works/847170...

Gonna focus on only drawing spicy non-insertable sexual aids not meant for sexual gratifications to comply with recent changes to payment processor's policy, as soon as I figure out what the fuck that means.

you only have a short while, make your fall worth it (we all fall) @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social

Hello please look at this animal called a Mountain Bongo and also LOOK AT HIS EARS

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

Wow, is it just me or is it one degree hotter in here

oh shit bon jovi kicking in let's go

It’s a very good time to simply delete as many apps as you can because that’s how the majority of data is collected. Using stuff on the browser is 1. Not perfect and 2. A pain but it’s genuinely not worth it anymore. I hate feeling like my identity is being mildly robbed every waking second.

One of TVs best characters

Late nite thought: Every molecule on Earth was probably inside someone's butt at some point So Carl Sagan could have said, "We are all made of butt stuff"

Oliver is doing a murder

critical polite girl update:

heck yeah orchids

Smells Like Teen Spirit 2026 Marshall

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

velma's far too relatable in scooby doo 2 and honestly there's better ways daphne could have shown her how attractive she is

just put on the reefer madness remake so i guess there's a theme happening tonight

It is the time of year when I remind people that SSRIs, SNRIs, and SSNRIs make you more intolerant of heat, primarily through the mechanism of dehydration as they make you sweat like a motherfucker.

i forgot how ridiculously batshit the 2002 scooby doo is (and is also so painfully 2002)

US SHIPPING IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR APPAREL ONLY, this is a test run and i'll be adding other products back into the mix in coming weeks. For now, US based folks can order hoodies, tshirts, and bandanas <333333

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

I figured I’d share how to introduce new foods to kids. The average kid takes multiple exposures to a new food before they’ll try it. Put a new food on a small plate by itself next to a meal of safe foods. Take a bite of it. Don’t pressure them to eat it. Don’t talk about it. Do it five times.

He should win the Pulitzer for this too.

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

Patreon is definitely already this way. They have been shadow banning adult work for years, and more and more content has been banned by them in the past few years. Patreon absolutely has been censoring people and fucking us over.

OMG THE GOSLING SESSION OF MY LIFE! Over 50 of them!! I got so much footage and I'm totally exhausted. I'm gonna call it, double check for some ducks, then head home to rest up for an afternoon common gallinule sesh. Here's my final little guy. More posts later. 🪶 🐣

Frankly, if your corporate messaging includes describing literature as "spicy" you have already failed The damage booktok has done

the incredible successful payment processor-driven effort to censor sexual content from the entire Internet claims another victim

i have so, so many furious things to say about this but just to scream about one: when corporations declare themselves able to decide what art is or not made specifically for getting off, they are absolutely going to use that power to target even the tamest of queer art first.

I can’t really articulate why this is, but every cardinal looks like a Gary Larson drawing of a cardinal.

i've been using computers for maybe more than 3/4s of my life and have just started using headphones in the past week or so wtf this is a weird gamechanger in a variety of ways but mostly i have to keep making sure i'm not singing too loud at 3am oops

of course I can elaborate, but first can you tell me what I just said, I wasn't listening

“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

I’m beginning to suspect that those other guys aren’t really Mumford’s sons.

and to the people i disappeared on, i'm sorry.

it's always the hanta virus and not the hentai virus

have combined my lil' holy trinity* and maybe writing and sleep will happen soon *pink moscato, dl'd old eurovision performances, salsa verde doritos

"She whines and Tom’s hand tightens briefly on her throat, a warning." #amwriting #wip #originalfic

it's a new week which means another five days of crossing my fingers that the hiring office gets back to me about that interview

So after the downpours in Wellington left Zealandia valley extremely soggy, @carlbergstrom.com was asking if the Takahe were ok. Having got as close to the upper valley trio as I ever have, I can confirm they're doing well! (& just this week got two new elderly takahe neighbors down the valley)

tried to get up. got the warning paw

Icelandic authorities just rerouted a planned hot water pipeline so as not to disturb an elf hill.

"destroying the political power of fascism" doesn't get a mention in this article 🤷

How your email finds me

In the evenings we will sit right here on this front porch and count the stars.

Hey y'all! It's time again to ask that if you've played The Hayseed Knight and enjoyed it, please leave a Steam review! Yet another negative review crying woke has made the rating go down to 95% because there are so few. It doesn't have to be elaborate, even just Recommended + "I liked it!" helps!

We are delighted to announce that applications for our third CAG Mini Grant are live! It's hard to make the comics YOU want to make when the cost of living keeps rising. So this Mini Grant is here to offer a little breathing room: groceries, childcare, whatever you need. forms.gle/J7V7frhTZvH7...

Sometimes you just need breakfast cake. For morale

After weeks of feeding the resident garden lizards (mostly S. occidentalis & U. stansburiana) they've stopped running away when they see me and now scamper briefly to get my attention and then wait to see what I'll do, lol. They all do a celebratory pushup after eating, it's so cute. Some old pix: