Another Wednesday

Am I off base or are thumbs up and heart reactions…not actually replies?

Kinda not feeling today actually

Trump’s own team tripped the elevator emergency stop and fucked up the teleprompter, but Utah’s Trump toady extraordinaire throws a MAGA tantrum Btw, anyone remember MAGA saying anyone needing a teleprompter was dumb? Apparently only if that president was black

This is basically foreplay

The change in my face from weight loss over the past 6 months is so weird tbh

I had a shit day yesterday so here’s a thread of posts that helped me ✨not throw myself in front of a bus✨

La belle et la bête, Les enfants du paradis et l’Hôtel du nord

Even if nobody had been shot it’s still so fucked up to make kids, who get traumatized by active shooter drills, have to listen to gunfire as the background noise at their little league games. There’s no getting away from it.

Ted Cruz warning that letting the government threaten to censor voices it doesn’t like could hurt the political right if Democrats return to power is mildly hilarious because it shows he knows his entire career depends on being loud, not useful.

What movie do you consider perfect?

me and the mutuals 🍼

Thread

mood:

unwashed foreskin at the glory hole call that cottage cheese

Some Good News, everybody! "Nonprofit environmental organization the Ocean Cleanup has announced that it's on track to eliminate the Great Pacific Garbage Patch by 2034"

Has anyone see Poe? He’s hiding from me 👀 #cats #bluesky

Leaving thirst comments on your friends’ posts >>>>

The president ordering the murder of 3 more human beings on a boat didn’t even make the list

for my birthday consider donating to my go fund me towards getting an accessible van!!! please share 🥹🥹💕 gofund.me/1a9663de

Woken up needing a lifetime supply of cock

Everyone when I start not being in love with my ex:

hot people do not tolerate racism, sexism, ableism, or bigotry.

I think we can all agree that Sophia Loren

Birthday twin killing it!!!

Like I just can’t understand why he doesn’t want me to bounce on it crazy style even if we aren’t together…am I crazy or does American tv and cinema make sex after a break up seem normal? Idk

sighing so hard I collapse into myself like a dying star

I’m still mad, but now about something else. Why did we move to Austin for my career but his is the one that’s taken off? How did I support him and his goals so much better than I did my own? Like damn maybe I should have been more selfish and reclaimed my time 10 years ago!

Post an old picture you still love. I want to find this joie de vivre again. 10 years has never seemed like such a long time as between now and this picture.

gay people be like "Rubber dub dub get your fist in the sub"

Living in this weird limbo where I’m married but not, single but not, have men interested but also no they’re not. Maybe I’m not built for dating 😵‍💫

why does so much conservative activism boil down to "be weird at Starbucks"

What’s a subtle way of saying I’m douched and have condoms to my ex? Asking for me 😇

Good night found these

Today in therapy I grieved about who I might have been if I hadn’t been saddled with so much responsibility so early in my relationship with my husband and it was killerrrrrrrrrrr 😢

If I wasn’t already involuntarily shooting small loads I would start after seeing this pic

*hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate*

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Jesus when he’s wine drunk, tryna say his name:

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

New gender just dropped

Yes…how can I help you?

Saaaaaammmme 🥹

Budtender was playing Sufjan so I asked if he was okay and he said yeah I just like this music but IM not okay so now IM listening to Sufjan 🙂‍↕️

Everytime I log onto Bluesky:

Teaching is enjoyable and fulfilling, I wish the government wasn't trying to destroy it

Nothing will convince me that resentment towards drag is somehow a necessary component of transfeminism