Apparently

Resisting the urge to take every pic and go: my marriage ended bc he didn’t do this

REPRESENTATIVE “sorry, i didn’t quite get…” REPRESENTATIVE “i need more information in order to hel….” REPRESENTATIVE RE. PRE. SEN. TA. TIVE

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Having a very fuck it Friday so enjoy this #fcf

Procrastination so bad it got me wanting to shave my balls

This is very much how my life is going rn

Texas ain’t real…all my coworkers saying they’re cold and it’s like 68F/20C…

So addicted to pits I accidentally made a regular only come in with his girlfriend bc I stared too hard at his 😳

¿Y qué coño tiene que ver las acrobacias con la «democracia» española?

Me describing my friend group

angel on my shoulder: (checking watch) eh im off the clock. who gives a shit

Got a lot to say but I really need to be quiet. V much how I’m feeling today:

20 de noviembre: No, hace 50 años no acabó el franquismo. Solo se murió el dictador. El régimen siguió tan tranquilo, arropado por coronas, silencios y continuidades. Y hoy aún asoma, con una frescura que desmiente cualquier mito de “transición democrática”.

Damn it’s not much harder than writing a happy birthday text to your ex husband. Really feels like twisting the knife today tbh.

Methodology

Now you tell me 🫠

If you’re an oomf of an oomf, I want to be your oomf too!

I’ll never be released from the shackles of being horny

In the mood to make poor choices

G’morning kisses to all my oomfs

idk nothing matters anymore like do whatever the fuck you want just be a good person and do what makes you happy

Me looking at myself after making terrible decisions

tmi means tell me immediately

egg

many of u

lore drop: my tbsrpenis® is pretty as fuck #vulnerable

gay boy captions being “dl” “trade” “masc” oh my god shut uppppppop

Boys with brown eyes…that’s the skeet

When they find Federico I’m going to go on a week holiday to celebrate 🙏🏻

It’s Support You Saturday hey buddy I think ur gonna be alright

So is anyone gonna weigh in or?????

Try all he'd like, Trump will never be her

Y hasta les obligarán a aprender Al-Gebra.

Damn it only took me 6 months to get back to “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”

Seems like a good time to post this painting Epstein owned which, and this is true, is titled "Passing Bill"

🤬🤬

Drop a selfie rn!!

Beard or mustache? I liked my mustache but no one else seemed to 😓