I think it’s important to admit when we aren’t okay

If I post a joke, right? And you come into my comments, right? And you react to a whole other half of a sentence that I didn’t even post… That’s not on me, right?

The PM of Denmark asking the President of the USA to stop threatening Greenland with invasion and annexation. Truly fucked times. Forget about explaining this to a Victorian era child, explain this to someone 20yrs ago.

Okay now imagine if my butt got that much attention? Unstoppable.

His supporters aren’t revolting because they just learned what a Venezuela was

when’s the next rapture

Reskeet if you like bellies 🙂‍↕️

We use to tar and feather traitors btw

Everything is just so fucking stupid

He is so hot yall

The USA now poses the same threat to the world now that the Nazi’s did in the not so distant past. I’m hoping something can be done about it because this is by far not excellent. We’ve essentially got Nazi’s with Nukes as a threat now.

Happy New Years Eve and final Hump Day of the year! 🤭

Don’t let anyone tell you not to live your truth

i feel bad for the hold fast restroom mirror… I’m there so often and this ends up happening any time wearing undies i like 😔

Think I might get like, high high

PSA ‼️

Do NOT interact with this definitley not edited skeet.

if somebody wants to work for me today ill suck ur dick and if you dont ill suck ur dick

I love seeing you all naked 💛

My New Year’s resolution is to have no resolution To expect nothing more of myself than I feel like giving Three hundred and sixty five days of mid

Sluttyyyyy day

I do declare, that today is a sa-now a-day ❄️

Me on BlueSky vs me in person

I’d like some dad tits in my face and I’d like them now, if you’re wondering

Love you guys sm 💛

Not to brag but my sister got me an ice maker for Christmas and every time it drops some new ones I feel successful in life

Delicious, think I’ll have some today 💛

I was a third of the way through this before realizing it wasn’t satire and/or written by The Onion. What. A. Joke. Mobsters in old cartoons aren’t even this stupid. Loser behaviour.

What a Christmas miracle it would be if he died

Fuck Trump! How's that for a disagreement. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Whatever you celebrate today, even if it’s nothing, I hope everybody has a wonderful day and gets everything they deserve and hoped for 🎄 If you’re by yourself or not feeling it, that’s okay too. Remember that we created today. It’s once a year. You’re all the time 💛

I hope everyone’s having a good night! ☺️😘

It’s not gonna cooled itself

Can’t wait to feel the sun on my skin again

Thinking about a photo I saw earlier 🤼 x

Annual reminder that dad bods >>>>>

The sex appeal of this human 🤌🏼

I put my face in your pillow and sniff it

p/venus #mcm

Pizza and wings?

My biggest hope for 2026 is that it is a boring year. I'm so over all the drama in my life.

If you’re a chonk why have you not teabagged my face with your tits? Should I be insulted?

What the takeout app sees when the notification says “order confirmed”

Snap really made an enemy the day they decided to shove video ads into the inbox

If I had actual tits y’all, I would be so powerful. Like are you suuure I hafta pay? *leans forward*

Feelin’ daddy

I think that I could be fine-ah If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we’d have a good time-ah If you’d meet me and Mary Jane In Holland tonight

Did somebody say Fursday? 🐶