post walk, the cum trees are blooming and the insects are arising from hell white socks (!) for @pinkponysub.bsky.social and him only

Couldn’t find a dickroot pic I liked for the trend but I kinda like this belly shot 🤣💛

Has Shia LaBeouf ever not been garbage

A peachy humpday to you all! 🫣🤭👀🍑

I don’t go out much because I hate getting ready

I’m ready for disco to be out Let’s get some glam rock goin

Smarch

I finally trimmed my hair and beard.

If you look like this don’t you ever dare not look like this 🫦

Since I missed humpday 💛

If one more fucking conservative creator shows up on any of my shit because of algorithms I haven’t fed tf into I might just light shit on fire and curse it for a thousand generations. Blocking isn’t enough. I’m gonna start throwing shit istg

I never know what day of the week it is anymore so have some fur on Saturday 💛

Every time I see this man I go ooooo

omg somebody just fucking do it

💛 deeq #mcm

I want my free boneless chicken wings.

is this anything bc idk

Excuse me, but my ass is up here

Are you just gonna stare?!?

Why are narcissistic people usually ugly

Puss puss

I simply refuse to believe that anyone can smell that bad and have that many people fawning over them. It’s like if the Annoying Orange was a cokehead and looked like a dying citrusy turd.

serving cunt for breakfast

no face card, just this card

this post is me coming out as “terminally horny with a learning disability”

Yall I’m high af and listening to Chromatica

How’s everyone doin today? 💛

What are you doing down there? 🧼

Showgirls (2026)

ily fuckers 💛

I often lose whole grades-worth of intelligence in the best way for this man

I’m alive 😌

Not my house, but I know my way around.

wat

I think it’s important to admit when we aren’t okay

If I post a joke, right? And you come into my comments, right? And you react to a whole other half of a sentence that I didn’t even post… That’s not on me, right?

The PM of Denmark asking the President of the USA to stop threatening Greenland with invasion and annexation. Truly fucked times. Forget about explaining this to a Victorian era child, explain this to someone 20yrs ago.

Okay now imagine if my butt got that much attention? Unstoppable.

His supporters aren’t revolting because they just learned what a Venezuela was

when’s the next rapture

Reskeet if you like bellies 🙂‍↕️

Everything is just so fucking stupid

He is so hot yall

The USA now poses the same threat to the world now that the Nazi’s did in the not so distant past. I’m hoping something can be done about it because this is by far not excellent. We’ve essentially got Nazi’s with Nukes as a threat now.

Happy New Years Eve and final Hump Day of the year! 🤭

Don’t let anyone tell you not to live your truth

i feel bad for the hold fast restroom mirror… I’m there so often and this ends up happening any time wearing undies i like 😔

Think I might get like, high high