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rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

hey so there’s currently a save the hunt for ben solo truck driving around NYC, blasting “I need a hero”. 😉🦋 #TheHuntForBenSolo

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

The only thing that will be sad about the day It happens is that he won't be around anymore to witness how how insanely happy and celebratory everyone else will be about It.

Let me help you out. Yes, you are.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Stealworkers

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

lmao

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

This fetid landmark, this historical stain on humanity is primarily due to the stunningly reckless obliteration of America's foreign assistance agency earlier this year. Led by the richest man on earth. In secret, on a weekend. With zero analysis or discussion of its catastrophic impacts.

Elon Musk is a Nazi and if you drive a Tesla you're inside a Hitler mobile

Thanks to Sesame Street, we have a Knives Out puppet mystery.

If only...🥺

If you want people to spend more, pay them more.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer

Its her season

What a great headline

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I only rank Star Wars movies on weather or not they show men’s chests TLJ 1.5, ESB, and ROTS Acolyte x2, Andor, Book of boba fett honorable mention shows…

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump

Holy shit the quarter must be a train wreck.

Let’s be clear, QAnon terrorist Marjorie Taylor Greene’s rehab tour is a total sham, she’s still one of the most evil beings on the planet who has caused considerable harm with her words and actions. All she’s doing is fighting for her own power and wealth. Not today Satan.

wait, no, let's not consider them again

Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.