BREAKING NEWS: Iran's Press TV says that the Strait of Hormuz has been closed.

This is one of the things which drove me out of journalism. I was @nytimes.com during the Giuliani years and this was absolutely standard practice.

I don't know if anyone's looked into it but it does randomly cross my mind sometimes that if you can trick an LLM into explaining how to build a viable nuclear fission weapon with a poem there is probably similar manipulation possible with a human brain

now I'm sure they're not real

I also cannot ship my work today because it’s too powerful to release publicly

This is a banger.

imagine what her workflow must have been like when she was trying to debunk starved _individual_ children died due to lack of food by trawling thru grieving parents IG posts for health Clues about their dead child. awful shit man.

i have to admit i did not expect proof of concept of the usefulness of this question in the comments of the post itself

oh man I just saw what the newsletter thinks ai agents do and how they work this is peak

Feel like this ceasefire is a lot like when I posted a couple days ago that I was going to finally turn my life around and become respected and happy.

"Repost if-" let me stop you right there: no

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WE ARE ON STRIKE TODAY! As someone who regularly looks at ProPublica web traffic, today's the only day of my career I want to see low numbers. We know our readers support our union. Don't read us today. We'll be there tomorrow.

The president is just posting his negotiating position on main. None of this is agreed to, and the fact that this is all he is asking for is a startling admission of U.S. strategic defeat. He is HOPING Iran will let him get back to a position worse than JCPOA.

Peace through Kamehameha!

BREAKING: Iran includes "acceptance of enrichment" in the Farsi version of its ceasefire plan, something missing from English versions.

6. More darkly, if psychiatric visits increased, part of the cause may have been the clinic itself. Former patients describe Kaltiala’s clinic as degrading and abusive—exactly the kind of experience that could generate the very distress later counted as harm. The accounts of patients are harrowing.

all alarms off, tomorrow we NEET until afternoon

Is there any indication at all that the US, let alone the Israeli positions on a ceasefire are anything other than "you cease, we fire"?

Zohran is the first time since I've grown out of sit-coms that I actually maybe wish I lived in NYC

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No war crimes today, yay

BREAKING: Anthropic declines to release Mythos Preview, citing fears that it will listen to Chapo Trap House and join the DSA

the chicago pope must excommunicate the heretic jd vance

really the best outcome is that trump tries to do it and it fails and sucks

I’ve said it before, but sometimes the pundit class sabotages itself via its own addiction to nuance. It’s hard to write a novel and interesting thinkpiece at this point on the premise that Trump is just a deranged narcissist gangster, even though (and indeed, because) that’s just obviously true.

if these are indicative there is going to be DISCOURSE www-cdn.anthropic.com/53566bf5440a...

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

those are all the results, two are irrelevant bc of alt-text

back in Trump 1 someone observed that Trump doesn't pay his lawyers and Trump doesn't listen to his lawyers, so there's really not a lot of difference between being his lawyer and not being his lawyer

I'm so distracted from the epstein files

In many cultures it’s considered uncouth to be a genocidal pedophile who shits his pants

it is indeed less likely now that Trump's said "I won't use nuclear weapons" that he won't use nuclear weapons. thank you, guy who just woke up

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schedule tweet for account DJTrump on truth social for 8pm ET: "in Minecraft"

has anyone tried calling trump's manager

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

Iran has cut off direct communications with the U.S. over President Trump’s threat to destroy Iran’s “whole civilization” Monday morning, though talks with cease-fire mediators continue, Middle Eastern officials said.

vance backing this up kind of makes it much less likely to be real. i don't think he wants to deal with what happens if america nukes iran

I should stop posting because I'm probably already flagged on the post pervert labeler due to the last few days being stressful

the aliens are going to be so excited when after 100 years of avoiding a nuclear war this is how we unleash it. what a data point

This is not the rhetoric I expect from a FIFA Peace Prize winner

I know Americans don't like to hear it, but the reality is simple: **If you aren't actively protesting, and not just "for an afternoon, on a weekend, once a month or so", you will be -- YOU ARE -- complicit for everything that's happening.**

what could Donald The Dove mean by this

Happy International War Crimes and Genocide Day to those who celebrate it.