"I'm thrilled to be playing Prof. Nimblety Pimbleton in the new Harry Potter And The Identifiable Bones series. I just think we all need to respect each others opinions. Like my opinion to do this easy-ass role and your opinion to shut up while they remove your rights for imagined reasons" 😌

traitors

everybody liked that

get someone who looks at you like weird aggro centrist female journalists look at woody fuckin allen

MSN IS BACK BAYBEEEEEE

this is it. this is all they have left

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

just had a dream that newsom conceded the 2028 primary to sanders because his car ran out of petrol

In Super Mario 3D World, eight colorful star particles appear every time a Ground Pound is performed. An extremely rare event of all eight of them matching in color may occur with a less than 1 in 2,000,000 chance. No known recordings of this event exist.

Kemi Badenoch blames those crossing borders for our problems. It’s a lie aimed to distract. The real issue is a system protecting the super-rich while nurses & carers can’t make ends meet. Tax wealth fairly, fund public services properly. This is how we give Britain hope again.

Oh cool, FBPE types are STILL searching for The Good Tory. In 2025.

teaching an old paperclip new tricks

Anyone who sees the sadistic violence of ICE agents which appears before us daily and still believes common ground can be found with Republicans on immigration policy has forfeited the right to be taken seriously. This is the most basic test of humanity and you're failing it miserably.

right wing riots: "we hear you, you have legitimate concerns. we will now make being foreign illegal" left wing protests: "oh my god shut up you're so annoying. we will now make this specific protest illegal"

i don't even have the energy to do a "wow who would have thought" joke because i am so TIRED and FED UP of being ruled over by incompetent lazy nepo baby fucks my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE

is corncobbing called waffling here now

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

millionaires will never have the interests of society's most marginalised at heart, example 5000

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

(nostalgia video for 7 year olds) Remember 2020 when mommy would change you

HAHAHAHAHSHAHA

100% Sick of having to see minorities having to be told continuously to "wait their turn" whilst the old guard leftists talk about the good old days, where they conveniently forget all their mistakes and miscalculations if it were a wonderful time. It wasn't it was shit

Bruh

I'm putting this out there now. I'm not accepting any austerity measures when the AI bubble bursts. The stupid fucks who thought a plagiarism-fueled magic 8 ball was the future of the economy can cover the cost of the fuckup this time. I will start fires before I endure service cuts.

when labour are finally pasoked by the greens i will dance on their fucking grave

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

The success of the far right is not only measured in votes and seats but in its impact on rhetoric, policy and ideology. The fact that a (nominally) social democratic head of government with a huge majority choses to say and do this is maybe the biggest success of the far right in Europe yet.

lmao

the country in an administrative deadlock because they keep trying to officially declare trans people to be illegal but a script installed by one of the doge kids automatically deletes any mention of trans people regardless of context and nobody can figure out how to turn it off

they're going to find out who did this and give them the death penalty

It’s like that, but I suspect it’s a lot worse: you basically aren’t allowed to play at all unless you are so obviously corrupt that it will be easy for the press to get rid of you, if they decide that you’ve become a liability.

i knew they'd come for settled status eventually but i didn't think it'd be this quick

wtf is this

it's better to think of the useless centrist 'expand the tent but only rightwards' media people & politicians as blockers paid to occupy space that could otherwise be utilized productively by a serious person. their opinions are pre-approved by their donors and will never change

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

i see our overlords have decided that starmer is to go. shame

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

They just really wanna put the square peg in the round hole no matter what And fuck them for approaching this from this very specific angle. This is inhuman.

Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!" Bluesky (team):

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

Nominating "There's no justification for this however you cut it but the beatings will continue until a stillborn god is born." for perfect sentences, @lifewinning.com

stay the FUCK away from the moon