Spain to launch €60 monthly nationwide public transport pass

Feverishly working on this

looking great, sir

This is NOT a wee bit funny guys ok

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Think judging on this performance, Tom Brady, is definitely shit at fingering.

Keep seeing people upset about the “Mansion Tax” potentially ruining their retirement, there’s actually a very simple solution for you: you need to stop getting lattes from Starbucks, cancel your Netflix subscription and gym membership, oh and stop having avocados. Hope this helps x

Why does Rachel Reeves have Keir-Starmer-Voice ? #budget

Paul Weller has confirmed he has removed his music from streaming services in Israel as part of a movement to boycott a 'vile, brutal and apartheid system'

"Think correctly" also "Europe is a country"

So you go “hey Grok, be funny for me” This is the loneliest a human has ever been. I don’t even want to make fun of him anymore. I don’t leave the house and managed to get disability payments because of how much I struggle with social interactions and even I think this guy’s pitifully lovely.

62 Years Ago Today:

I guarantee Trump thought Mamdani was the king of Saudi

Wow

Good to see the sexual predators group chat getting together for their Xmas do. Wonder who got who in Secret Santa.

Dear Richard Tice, I understand the concept of attacking disabled children has been a cornerstone of your rather lacklustre political identity for quite some time, but on this occasion, I felt compelled to respond Kelly Given shares an open letter to the deputy leader of Reform UK ✍️

Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-vance-i-need-you-to-say-you-stole-my-face-in-the-1990s/

Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

Remember they had that vice president that was not allowed to speak to women or some mad shit, and we all thought, at least this is mental as they can possibly get 👀

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 COMEDIAN MEETS HIS NIECES 🇪🇸 TEACHER! #random #ScottishComedy

What does it feel like to write “Who?/Never heard of them” under a newspaper* interview? Is it exhilarating? Like throwing your dog poo bag into a bush? Or fly tipping? *places largely designed to tell you stuff you didn’t already know

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Trump: "You're not allowed to use the word 'coal' unless you say, in my administration, unless you use two words before it -- clean and beautiful. Biden would say 'unless you use two words before it.' He'd go, 'clean.' What happened to the other word? Remember those days?"

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.

CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles

"Latest updates" He's no coming back

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Halloween is wild. Just had an adult at my door in full police costume, telling me there had been a terrible incident, and my Dad had been murdered. Nice try man, just take your skittles!

Did I hear RFK jr say there are no autistic Amish people? The religious community who believes there is only one way to do everything and that way has been frozen in time since the 1850s? I put it to you that there are only Autistic Amish people

Couldn't agree more pal

This by the way accounts for 80% of GDP growth in the US this year. The US is in a deep recession, this bubble and these people sharing their money around is the only thing hiding that fact.

Love to show how smart I am by bragging about my score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment.

FUCK. OFF. Sick of that family using Scotland as their theme park/hunting grounds/waste dump

Wordle 1,586 2/6 ⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 Insane guess here

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

SIX/SEVEN 😆

Wow that’s crazy release the files

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

Not how a ceasefire works you fucking scumbags

Dude was chanting "let's go ICE". Then ended up ass up, slumped over. Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.

Weird how time works isn’t it? In some US states a pregnant 11 year-old isn’t allowed an abortion because they need to deal with the “adult” consequences of getting pregnant, but 35 year-old neo-Nazis in the govt group chat are “boys” doing “things young boys do”

Omg 😂

Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after ‘discussion with king’

* Over 20,000 Palestinians killed since January * 100s starved to death, including kids * Congress bypassed to send more & more bombs to Israel * US citizens murdered in the West Bank I hope this ceasefire holds & I am glad the hostages are free, but this is Trump’s *actual record* so far.

In fairness to the mannequin looking cunt they didn't "replicate" the barbarism, they fucking raised it by a factor of 60,000