In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

High fantasy is normally set in a world with different rules (e.g. adults are wise; you can make a living writing).

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

A Metroidvania is a game where Samus Aran fights Dracula. I'm not sure what everyone else is making but it's definitely not that.

HAPPY WITCH HAT ATELIER DAY!!!

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

Reminder: There's currently (well, on pause while it moves publications) an official Lucky Star sequel manga, and it's called subtitled "Konata's Thirties," as that's the amount of time that's passed. The manga-ka knows that it's EMOTIONAL DAMAGE:

Mimikyu says: no ch4t gp7, no 4I, I only consult GHOSTS! 👻✨ #Fanart #Pokemon #Mimikyu

Good news, folks. Everyone blaming GenAI are the best type of correct, technically correct.

i was today years old when i realized that assload can refer to an actual rough description of measure

*extremely cool stylized fight scene with great presentation* some loser: ah you see this one guy in the background swaps hands at one point, this is the downfall of western civilization

*sets $1 trillion on fire "AI was just a joke bro, don't take it so seriously"

they're calling it the worst goatee of all time

we'll see how it shakes out over the course of years, but as of right now, mamdani is definitely showing how the future of good progressive governance means "use government to do good things and then post about it" both parts are important!

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

ad astra, artemis ii 🌒 #illustration

ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS TODAY

JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me

On this holiest of Sundays, remember who the TRUE yuri jesus is 🙏

Linux Gnu Bash Terminal

Happy Easter, ya'll!

I'm sure that some people think that you shouldn't eat an entire 7 ounce Russell Stover chocolate Easter bunny in a single sitting, but I say such people are reprobates who have lost the mandate of Heaven. 🍫

Happy Easter! Here’s an illustration my grandparents did in 2003 of Hesus riding a bitchin’ hog

We gotta kill car dealerships specifically in the states. Just a pure force of evil. Aside from being weird archaic middle men they are a rock solid fundraising source for republicans.

happy easter

Wishing you all a (relatively) "Happy" Easter. 🐰 🥚 🧺 😩

[catholic youth group leader voice] i know you’re all into those horse girls these days…but you know who else had a Marvelous Sunday today?

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.

This is sinful

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

another world is possible

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

But he is probably 100% accurate…..