LEGO Pokemon Commercial only shows the people who could possibly afford it: Millennials. ow.ly/sY1C50XVvQn

This is a tough one for them with the midterms coming up. Swing voters love being shot in the face

Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.

Permadeath is such a fascinating Fire Emblem feature because losing key characters is deeply meaningful to a war story and yet I will never engage with it under any circumstances I will simply reset an entire mission or load my save scum state to succeed, thanks. Anyway Path of Radiance rules.

sauvignon bloc

Maybe the most fascinating belief among the billionaire class, especially the Silicon Valley set, has been their confidence that if they blow up the specific conditions and institutions that put them on top, they will certainly come out even higher on top

We used to do real science

Fun fact 1: the Haikyuu manga is longer than the Dragon Ball manga Fun fact 2: the Shiratorizawa match in Haikyuu is longer than the fight against Freeza in Dragon Ball (Comparison #2 totally not prompted by the white-and-purple coach being voiced by Ryusei Nakao)

every once in a while i remember this door

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

couchfucker is gonna get excommunicated within the year

the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to

yeah i’m pro LGBT (Loosing chat GBT forever)

the famous Kissplex

For reasons unknown, Bella loves being in the dishwasher

Fuuuuck

lawyers posting about trump news every day

This is class

I keep seeing this preview pic for Beast Games, and I have to say, that extra 4 in the middle is doing a lot of work.

actual tears in my eyes

the lord works in mysterious ways

broke: great man theory of history woke: great idiot theory of history

I wanted to draw Snoopy, but also wanted to draw Dragon Quest 3 fanart so I got two birds stoned at once #myart

This is how they played The First of Us

Cosmo said, "I know you are fucking lying to meeee!"

Look! Uni is in this game! Thanks for adding Uni to your game! :3

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

I keep laughing at this

Luffy said Fuck ICE.

i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed

if you're surprised to learn that the Winter Olympics are just a month away, don't worry, you're not alone, the people building all the venues in Italy also appear to be surprised the Olympics are just a month away

calling the adeptus mechanicus for tech support is so annoying they're always like "hmmm did you try 20 hours of fasting and prayer to show your devotion to the machine spirit first?" of course I did man I'm not an idiot.

All the classics are here: The Queen Qmother, Jew Qu, The Evil W 2, and Lego the Hob.

Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too