Agnes Digital spends the next few hours going through the "umamusume" tag on Rule34. Mood went down. Energy went down by 10. Afflicted with: Gooner

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America being a poorly made nuclear reactor that could explode if the wrong people are put in charge of it makes a lot of sense actually.

stole the bit from Brass Eye smdh youtu.be/4efojRiMSes

laughing my ass off right now this is too perfect

so close, had 3* spark 2* mile spark too

We took away everything distinctive and added light pollution aesthetic!!

she is genuinely so fucking funny i love her

never let anyone tell you everyone was united in support of the Iraq War. I saw a guy on the news, on 9/11, on the street in NYC as the WTC burned behind him, telling the reporter "I just hope Bush doesn't start a war over this". We have literally always been here don't let people tell you otherwise

war on christmas

very important for the government of the USA to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia while visa and Mastercard must defend Western morality by blocking anyone from buying games with illustrated school uniforms in them

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

this feels like the thickest atmosphere i've seen in elite that's landable

I did the difficult work so no one else had to: "Anime" only shows up once in the Epstein emails, and it's only in a description of Edward Snowden.

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"

THROTUS

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

"what job would you have in the commune" Spreadsheets and don't you forget it

bringing back "Insert Bill Here" but #darkwoke

It was there the whole time

'well you see, every so often in america's politics a dick is sucked and everything comes to a crashing halt for a few days'

Okay what the FUCK dropped There's no way that's real right It would be way too funny there's no way reality can be that funny

Canari instant loss~💢⚡ (She got invited to the Sajam Slam. Shaymin Slam? Raihan Rumble?) #fanart #plza

rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

QRT with your Uma card

a “Space Force”, if you will

This is just an FGO b plot

The onion rules harder than ever, they should make this a comic

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

oh fuck this run went so good, hot springs ticket too

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

I think Im a Canari fan now ☺️ #pokemonZA #pokemonLegendsZA

Might be the most monstrous thing he's said this year

nightmare blunt rotation