From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Turns out Lord of the Rings trilogy is good

i have seen no star wars movie

Do I gotta watch Star Wars

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

two hobbits sitting five inches apart on the fishing raft because that's all the fucking room they have

thank god this site is free

I think about this all the time

To celebrate hitting 14,000 followers on Bluesky, I'm... gonna shake my tip jars on Ko-Fi and Paypal below, because work's been slow this month and I've got a house move coming up at the end of April... But I'll be also posting a big thread of cool games with under 100 Steam reviews! LET'S GOOOOOO!

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

#Lucina #FireEmblem #FEH

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Jazz Jackrabbit fans are in shambles over the new green europlatformer guy who is 3x as Dutch and doesn't need a gun

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

The weakness me is already dead

Apropos of nothing, if the creator of something you cherished turns out to be a horrible person, the answer isn't to close your hearts for fear of disappointment, it's to love more. Love with abandon, because there's always new art to find, love so much as to always outweigh the disappointments. ❤️

Office 🏢🎈 #ArknightsEndfield #SpringWake

i ate

<getting railed> idk i don't feel like this is revealing anything about the plot

3 sand drops in 2 days means I am the most powerful person alive

Completely different aside but saw this official art of Shion and KOS-MOS when I was looking something up on the wiki and I like it and feel compelled to share it

aww hell yeah non-binary nobility preparing pitchforks if mod north cancels pride this year

"Unlike other medical shows which are all about the medicine, this one focuses on the doctors."

runescape is good because you can finally make your own fucking planks

#SSSS_DYNAZENON 暑いときはふとももだ

ayn thor come faster

徐福ちゃん #FGO

FANFEST THIS WEEK

Kyouno Madoka would sing Moonchild

You 🫵 got the power to be his friend

PATCHWORK HOMUNCULI #ULTRAKILL

The existence of Superman implies the existence of Subman in this correlation, bizzaro superman is the true Superman in this essay i will

Re: nostalgia for VHS tapes and other analog media, I saw someone say like "a VHS tape never sold my information to a nazi" and yes that's true! But the reason it's true is actually because Congress passed a law in 1988 specifically making it illegal for video stores to sell your rental history

Huh. I missed that an expansion (a pretty big one - new campaign, new faction, etc) dropped for Chip N' Clawz. The HUGELY undersold action-RTS (think Brutal Legend + Ratchet & Clank) from the Phoenix Point studio. The game has a friend-pass too, so only one purchase needed for online co-op.

Having received so much love for our good old #MoonChild game, we are happy to give love back to the game community by releasing the Moon Child source files + assets. Details can be read in the ReadMe text. We're looking forward to see what you're going to create! 💚 bitbucket.org/rhinoid/moon...

someone made a mod that replaces Diana with Matikanetannhauser

Lucina

I love (and hate, because it usually means it sold terribly) randomly stumbling upon cool-looking games that came out years back on Steam. Today's find: Dynacat. A Sonic-like 3D platformer, but specifically the Sonic arcade game with the weird trackball controls?

witnessing a good stream

guide to reading the news for the next six months: 1. the strait of hormuz is closed 2. israel is still bombing or occupying something 3. if there is news of a ceasefire, go to step 2 4. if there is news of the strait being open, go to step 1

if fans have their own ideas about how things should go, great that’s what AO3 is for

Pokemon Sleep is crazy. All the psychological tricks and manipulation mobile games use to keep you addicted to them and optimizing your time, except in this case what it's pushing you to do is having 3 meals a day and a consistent sleep cycle. There's log in bonuses but only if you stuck to bedtime.

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING WERE BOTH RIGHT

Okay, this isn't a live-service game. It's a small, $15 regular 5v5 multiplayer game. The only DLC is a $5 'supporter pack' that gives every character one more skin and the soundtrack. It's exactly what people have been demanding because they HATE live-service games. And then gets punished as one!

ゾアン天師できました‼︎実装おめでとう🎈^ - ^素敵なお姉さんで好き~

For those who aren't in the loop: our collective posting about Moon Child has reached the original devs and they are really enjoying the attention it's been getting, and Metin has been posting designs and storyboards from the original game development which has been fantastic to see.