You know how sometimes you can catch a cat to go to the bet by sneaking up on it while its sleeping? Is that a valid strategy here, just metaphorically scoop him up while he’s sleeping?? (It’s not a good metaphor I know)

Whats the term for a mutual who is a frenemy? There has to be something good

I’m at the Espresso, I’m at the Tobacco, I’m at the combination drive-thru Nisqually Express Espresso Tobacco

To be faced with the probability of contracting Covid when seeking medical care adds a barrier & layer of stress no one should be forced to deal with. Kudos to medical personnel who wear N95s in their facilities. Shame on those who dont - patients are unnecessarily put at risk due to your actions.

A great little read 😂

If only there had been a sign the man was bad. A literal Nazi tattoo, perhaps.

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

Do you ever just remember ants on a log is a tasty snack and you can make it for your adult self whenever you want??

I think developing sourdough that turns a person undead is the ultimate purpose of science

BREAKING: Area 5-Year-Olds Reporting That Another Child At The Playground Just Said "Booty Cheeks"

did you know young women are actually outpacing men in education, starting salary, home ownership, horsepower, necromancy, credit card debt, Bushidō, viscosity, corn, resistance to malicious Fog,,

My dad has a blood cancer that theoretically could be treated or cured by targeted mRNA vaccines. Currently, chemo is the only option for treatment and it does not extend life or improve chances of survival, it only eases some symptoms. Imagine a quick little shot changing that!

I have cancer. mRNA technology is already being used to develop some of the next cancer cures. He’s condemning some current and many, many, many future cancer patients to early, preventable deaths.

It's not just measles: Doctors are seeing more of a number of vaccine-preventable illnesses. And it's not just childhood vaccines: They're seeing more adults refuse tetanus shots after injuries, and even blood transfusions bc the blood might come from a vaccinated donor. From me and Dani Blum:

Um jerry - you’re fucking wrong

in the last two weeks, the interviewer never showed for the interview for one job, and I was rejected from two other jobs for which I'd interviewed. please consider sending me a tip to help make ends meet while I continue looking for work, my ko-fi is in my bio. every little bit helps

*You're* sick of my bullshit? Imagine how *I* feel

Google sucks now all I wanna be able to do is google “why is that person down the street honking so much is there like, a thing happening in my neighborhood” but since its so shitty now I cant figure anything out and it also used to not have that functionality but it still doesnt.

Welcome to pride month I just read a comment on ig that “closeted gay men are women abusers” okie dokie thats enough for today folks!

NYC hospitals are still refusing gender care to youths and Zohran campaigned on the issue and as much as I like the guy I am going to have to continue to be mad at him until he at least SAYS SOMETHING about it!!!!!

Same. It was too much standing in a dense crowd, not having access to bathrooms, noise, and large sections of tech corporations in matching rainbow capitalist branded shirts. Go if you want, especially if you are a new/young queer, but i’ll be sleeping in my air conditioned apartment, thanks

Twitter radicalized me into communism/etc, its definitely possible!

Gritty's gender is THREAT

happy pride 💕

Good morning! ❤️

SHHH! Dont tell them about CDs either, I need a talking heads CD for my car, gonna check ebay real quick (None of this is a joke)

I FORGOT THE CONTEXT!! It was him saying he wanted to create an app (ugh) to find the cheapest coffee near you, so you don’t have to pay too much for your latte. He claimed roadside coffee huts (common in WA) charging $8 for a latte are both common and a problem.

Why i refuse to ever do a podcast

I cannot be held responsible for things I said while speaking.

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

happy pride month (now with alt text) 🌈🌈🌈

Happy Pride!

Oh fuck its pride month TOMORROW?!

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

*overheard first? second? date* Her: *explains how more expensive coffee often reflects baristas and farmers being paid fairer wages, and so thats a good thing* Him: “yeah I guess there is a whole chain of people involved that need to get paid. It’s like that with gas prices too I guess.” 🙃

*Overheard at the lab* Phlebotomist: are you fasting? Patient: i ate breakfast this morning, does that count as fasting? It wasn’t on purpose Phlebotomist: .. no.

The PSL is inherently fascist.

I can’t escape amazon and it infuriates me! It seems like $80 of the time I order from eBay it straight up arrives in an amazon mailer (not an old mailer reused by the ebay seller, an official brand new one) And 100% of the time when i look on amazon then find a shop’s website, it comes via amazon

You expect straight people to care about everything not being about me?

it’s a great time to financially support your favorite sex workers on here

Incredible. Crew is young enough to not have had chickenpox! Get vaccinated folks. Also don’t fly with fucking chickenpox.

🚨 “ICE IS SHOOTING!” 🚨 Absolute chaos outside Delaney Hall ICE prison on Day 8 of the hunger/labor strike as ICE fires projectiles from one side while state police escalate from the other. @jordanchariton.bsky.social is LIVE on the ground as officers move in. WATCH LIVE ⬇️

Jorts so short you catch a little glimpse of side-sack.

A lot of people are talking about this but not nearly enough are emphasizing that it is a PROPOSAL and that we can and should SUBMIT COMMENT by July 13. Chanda shares deets in this thread.

Any beach can be a nude beach if brave enough.

hi friends. I hope this is the last time I have to ask since I'm actively interviewing with several different places, but I'm coming up on 16 months without work, and money is very tight. rent is all set for the 1st, but bills will come up fast. if you'd like to help, my payment methods are below 🩵

All praise the jorker 🧎‍➡️🙏🏻

People being tired of economists and their shitty data and shitty math is not intellectualism. You're graph perverts because you refuse to consider the world experience of millions of people outside of what your already questionable graphs that do not capture experience say