Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

you got that money you owe me?

Smoke break on the set of "The Empire Strikes Back."

Wetflix.

"You know what they call a rocket launcher in Paris?"

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

“Better not get into a relationship with a man," Dirk Peglow said, somewhat jokingly. "If you do, the risk is much higher of becoming a victim of psychological or physical violence.” www.jezebel.com/german-polic...

Al Gore got more votes in Florida

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

Is he snoring? Does he need a ventilator? An inhaler, perhaps?

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

Eagle eyed Resident Evil fans will notice that my OG Resi Babe sticker set features two things Capcom has phased out of the franchise over time, never to be seen again - Rebecca’s headband and Claire Redfield. 🤣💜

Apparently so, yes

surely no army in military history has ever been laid low by disease, a famously uncommon problem among people living in enforced close quarters

Hegseth made ending facial hair waivers his all-consuming mission in the first months of the admin. Making it more difficult for (mostly POC) service members to receive exemptions to policy for medical and religious reasons. He also end travel allowance for abortions.

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t. You dumb chucklefuck.

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I'm not kidding btw, Conservative liberal academics pushing "Actually FDRs New Deal made the great depression last longer than it would have" is essentially a recession indicator.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Haha... the book is Yesteryear and Anne Hathaway already optioned the film rights. I hope somebody's working on the manosphere version where some "alphabro" wakes up in ancient Sparta few days before the Battle of Thermopylae. Because I want to see that film too.

When you are writing your piece of …. *checks notes* … fiction, please keep in mind that you may be upsetting very fragile people. #speirgorm

normalize punching down and kicking a lil bit too

It has a name, you know

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Art majors using AI for ideas or research is just incomprehensible to me and I think the charade of ‘ethical AI usage’ is robbing these young people of key aspects of their intellectual and creative development.

Shawn Ryan asking the real questions:

NO! ITS NOT “(SPED UP)” WITH AN AI GENERATED IMAGE! ITS NIGHTCORE AND YOU GO ON GELBOORU AND FIND THE HORNIEST SFW PICTURE OF AN ANIME SCENE GIRL AND USE IT AS THE THUMBNAIL HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

victor gideon: leon you big stupid bitch. i'm going to kill you leon kennedy: i can't be a big stupid bitch. victor gideon: why's that. leon kennedy: you're taller than me. victor gideon: HOURS LATER victor gideon: FUCK victor gideon: victor gideon: FUUUUUUUUCK

impeccable

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Goldeneye (1995) with my cousins when I was like 6. I still remember mimicking the "salute" Minnie Driver gave to Robbie Coltraine to the astounded delight of my older cousins (I didn't know it was a naughty thing to do).

Dafoe’s agent: “A new script arrived for you, it’s called Werwulf” Dafoe: “I’ll take the part” Agent: “But don’t you even want to know how the title is spelled?” Dafoe: “No”

logging on to bluesky

TETRIS (UNLICENSED AND V. ILLEGAL) ATARI/TENGEN 1989 NES

''Body of Knowledge' by Dana Albany for Burning Man 2000, it was constructed with out-dated textbooks and discarded library books #WomensArt

For some reason this has caused me to start muttering “well I’m an Allbirds Republican”