Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

[arriving in a time machine] is this before or after mister richard "lowtax" kyanka begins the chain of events which will trigger the first thermonuclear exchange since wwii by banning hentai on his bulliten board

Fuck.. just in time…

Simpsons gritty live action reboot, just called HOMER. John Goodman plays a sad homer thats diabetic so he cant eat donuts or drink beer. It gets a 14% on rotten tomatoes and two weeks of manufactured culture war because Marge has blue hair, but in a liberal sort of way (???)

Evie and Ferb walking together, holding hands, sharing one of those moments that feels casual… and yet charged with something unspoken, something that may be cooking, enjoying something that is not defined yet. Traditional. Color markers and colored pencils. For @ferbkb.bsky.social at ANW

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Is this still ok to post?

*STATICALLY LINKS UR LIBRARIES MAKING U BIG AND ROUND*

started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball

paywall

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards) "Here it is the price of the Steam Machine." (crowd cheers) "AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3." (crowd cheers even louder) "But that's not all..." (curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe) "I'm fat again." (crowd goes absolutely nuts)

inspired by @dialacina.com

Jeffo updated the attachments system and someone uploaded 45Tb of the goatman straight to the DB and flatlined everything. It’s the way we would have all wanted to go.

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

THE MEME IS REAL

Got my performance review.

not true

just scored a roll of squirts from the us mint #coincollecting

🦦 Be aware. PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

recent cruelty squad reviews lmao

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

I wanted to prank Shaun so I said “There’s a full moon outside!” from the other room, I turned around with my ass out to see if he had walked in the room yet and he had shuffled in backwards with his trousers down as well without even seeing me, so we were just mooning each other in silence.

happy labor day

we are all waifus in god's hot car

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

i’m sorry for making a demoscene at your D E R A S N A D U L F

Something Awful posters in 2025

Michael called some of the more conspiratorial analyses of the ad “left wing green m&m” which is a direct hit and rattled some cages