There's something a bit silly (ironic?) about being told to grow my face stubble out for a day so the laser beauticians can actually see the dark hairs, while also having to shave my pubes and legs within 12 hours as per their general laser guidelines for the bikini line laser treatments

Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

What do I do when I have a couple of hours between getting home and going to bed for work tomorrow? Why, watch previous Jacob Geller essays and listen to classical music on youtube while forgetting to make myself dinner, of course!

Aren’t most people at the pub half cut? So perhaps passing a test among those there is not all that great of a thing?

The Wiggles of Theseus. Is that anything?

the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism

in love

Just now, for one brief and glorious moment, I went so deep into my imagination hole that I really thought building a giant robot would solve all my problems. Maybe it would.

Caves of Qud

does Australia do the eagle-shedding-tear thing but with kangaroos? because…

"Men, is it gay to be born? To struggle with the meaning of existence? To live with the uncertainty and frailty that comes with being alive? Is it gay to not know the future? Is it gay to need the reassurance of loved ones and to be reminded that we share our finitude with all other life forms?"

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Ed Harrison's Neotokyo soundtracks and their remixes are excellent lock-in-for-study music. edharrison.bandcamp.com This post sponsored by last minute study between work and sleep

Two minutes and not a single "Ey! I'm walkin 'ere!"

I am amazed and pleased to tell you all that there is a place that you can go to on your computer that has a thing to check if the words you put in it are part of the ten hundred words we use most splasho.com/upgoer5/

"The dots never make sense looking forward, only backwards" - @rejectconvenience.com in a video about not being afraid to fail while learning

What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How can you be so naive, Charlie Brown?

I hate it when a nap is just a jump forward in time and not a noticeable dip into the subconscious dream world. I was unconscious for 30 minutes and nothing interesting happened? I have been cheated.

Dodging the bus fare isn't very socialist-punk-rock of you, alternativly dressed young lady whom I *was* going to compliment on your outfit 😤

There are specific qualities that made something a "scholar stone" & they vary by culture. The Japanese preferred rocks that resembled landscapes. The Chinese liked rocks that gave a resonant tone when struck. Korean rocks were sometimes carved with inscriptions. But they all had to be /cool/.

The problem with being one of the coolest/hottest bus drivers is that ever "charming" old man wants to talk you for 2-3 minutes once they step onboard and you can't keep driving because they'll fall down and break a hip from the gforces of slowly pulling away from the kerb.

taking a moment to appreciate how the edge of australia actually looks like the unfinished edge of an open world video game

sometimes life is playing morrowind and thinking that well it's about midnight probably better start getting to bed and you check and oh no bud it is 5 of the clock ante meridian

A kind of remedial violence...

This is the first time in a while I haven't been able to sleep after a late night coffee. I asked for a chai latte but apparently their default was "dirty" chai, and it was a big cup. Didn't have time to ask to fix it. Better than being tired on my last bus run though...

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

I swallowed a fistful of my blood pressure medication to see if I could not only slow down my blood but actually reverse it and it worked so well that I inverted my soul and now my flesh is contaminating the higher realms and everybody's pissed at me and it's just like, welcome to science, my man.

No scootering on the plasmapheresis machine!

Woops, reached Camus' "ultimate philosophical question" from my own principles last night. Guess I should actually read his book. You get a lot of thinking time while driving a bus back and forth to the city.

I love it when it's t4t... Time 4 Toasties!

Driving through the Woolworths car park like I'm on a mission from God, but I'm just getting hair dye and brie for my girlfriend

It never ends 😮‍💨

The 37th Sermon of Vivec is gonna be the DSM-6

what youtube was meant for

An ancient dream, finally realised. Halloween is for trans people.

I heard there was a statue tall That sneered at folk and commanded all But you don't really care for symbols do ya It goes like this the feet the fist The head that fell the aim that missed The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias Ozymandias Ozymandias Ozymandias Ozymaaaaandias

I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone, My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown, The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things, My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!

[During sex] Are you feeling it, Mr Krabs?

Or maybe writing like THIS is the real reason Caves of Qud won a Hugo... #cavesofqud #writing #comedy

Forbidden bubble pit! Look at it wooobble. (Sea foam that has been showing up since the SA algae bloom. Sorry for the wind noise)

Ignoring the rice sound, this sounds like a dizzy alien going "wooaoaoaoah"

@delaneyking.bsky.social is this true?