rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god

As the middle child of a Devout Paracetamol Consumer, I think my siblings are a good case against Paracetamol Autism. Older sister is reasonably Autistic. I am not really but I have a favourite fork and enjoy an "info dump". Younger sister is pretty dang "normal" afaik

Thousand Island Dressing causes the arch angels to weep noxious n-dimensional vapours that smother the higher concept of salvation, damning all mortals to eternal wandering on the lower planes of existince whilst making a slight gagging noise and having anal leakage.

"the tribunal, who are not as powerful as they say, they've done a very bad job with morrowind, very bad deals with the empire, the empire is laughing at us. you've got sleepers in every city causing mass crimes, and people come to me from all over, they ask me, where's sotha sil? no one knows"

Fuck does Cuno care if this is cruel?

Flinders University has abolished the College of Humanities, Arts and Social Sciences. Another destructive restructure is about to happen.

Want a good start to your morning? Start listening to David Bowie's "Cat People" while pulling out of the driveway then hit the drop while shifting gear leaving a roundabout

Caves of Qud?

I set an alarm for 2am. My phone informs me that's only 8 hours and 20 minutes away. I am going to bed at 5:40pm and already feel sleep deprived. I am doing a 9 hour shift of tram substitute buses tomorrow, starting at 4:40am. Do not mourn for me, I am beyond saving.

Accidentally did myself a slur.

tfw bsky is bad

Matching outfits with my travel/study buddy

Is a woman not entitled to the phat of her own ass?

Caves of Qud

Two days of seperate instances of feeling like a dipshit after thinking I had the right idea. So if there's news of a horrific bus accident in Adelaide tomorrow morning you know what's up.

A brilliant video about corporate sponsored studies and their factoids www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dRS...

Accidentally listened to recordings of my own voice twice this week. Each time is like an cringe-jump-scare. It seems unfair that I sound like /that/ when I look like *this* But maybe that is Gods form of justice, to keep me from becoming conceited

So I managed to get one of these PlayStation bodysuits.

Had some sort of mechanical ghost noise in my bus on the way back to depot. Couldn't decide where it was coming from or what it could mean. Guess that's a haunting for the next driver to deal with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What if Mary immediately fell pregnant again after Jesus was born? Then again after that one. Just keeps pumping out messiahs. A cursed miracle like from Blasphemous or Bloodborne.

today I saw a model train but instead of tracks it was a little road and instead of a train it was a little car and it briefly turned me into a total monster, I was like maybe humanity doesn't deserve to survive, actually. Car-centric infrastructure is even killing trains at the scale model level.

So I managed to get one of these PlayStation bodysuits.

Atomic Blonde already exists. A "female james bond" is not difficult to understand if you're not sexist. Women can shoot guns, have charisma, and kiss women.

Big feet are trending

is this buddhism

Had a dream about being in the Zone, fighting mutants and looking for artefacts. Guess I have to pack up my life to go and find the Wish Granter. Nice knowing everyone.

1/ The nazis have announced the putative locations for their anti-migrant march for white australia ...

Walk today by Currumbin Creek…

TAFE OOTD in terrible bedroom lighting, with bonus "attemping to be a model" photo by Tess in harsh kitchen lighting

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Look imagine that this was an MMO and everyone in charge got to the top by cheating, inheriting, or both. And we're like hey we need to put in some firmer soft caps because it's all fucked up right now balance wise. And people are like "no I love eating shit so the biggest assholes can win".

oh my god j explain this EVERY. TIME. *doing* the quest *is* what balances the humours!!!

Has anyone put a strap on a labubu?

Tying the loss of humanity to cybernetics can be fixed. Here is how you do it: Don't tie it to the cybernetics in general...just to implanted weaponry. The more parts of your body that get replaced by weapons the more you become a weird, edgy, empty shell? That's thematic as fuck.

Countries that are "allies" of Israel should start calling their bluff about the blockades. Countries with military navies should load up battleships with aid and head for the beach at Gaza and refuse to stop when they reach Israel's naval blockade. See who blinks first.

This is what I think of when someone says a post has "broken containment"

Tramp stamp that says "This is not a place of Honour"

tramp stamp that says:

sisyphus' boulder was the original dude's rock

Had a brief flash of brilliance this morning. A divine vision, if you will.

Silksong mentioned! Apparently we got a sneak peak of the soundtrack at Press Play performed by the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra #silksong #silkposting

My latest, exploring with numbers how the millennial household budget is basically incomprehensible to retired boomers.

One of my biggest weaknesses is naps, in particular in a warm car in the sun. Lean back the drivers seat, put something over my eyes for the light and I am *out* for the next 20 minutes